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  • July 8, 2017 at 12:07 am
    KenH

    SKYPE
    We have not even STARTED with you yet…..

  • July 8, 2017 at 12:17 am
    WayneM

    Chris, I’m not sure if you’re familiar with Canadian slang but Zed is certainly not a hoser… although Skye might quality but not really.

    Ah! I did a quick search! In this case, US slang is markedly different from Canadian.

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/hoser

    • July 8, 2017 at 12:13 pm
      Kafiroon

      In The Frozen Tundra, south of Canada, Hoser had a quite different meaning. Zed is showing connotations of that.

  • July 8, 2017 at 12:25 am
    Interventor

    Still say rump roast is in order.

  • July 8, 2017 at 1:06 am

    Hose that bitches SKIN off!

  • July 8, 2017 at 1:08 am

    Oh, I notice the bar is moving. Keep teasing.

  • July 8, 2017 at 2:42 am
    Fox2!

    Zed is a gentleman, by act of Congress or by order of the President, depending on the nature (Regular or Reserve) of his commission.

    • July 8, 2017 at 11:45 am
      NotYetInACamp

      Generals (and other officers) have been fired for not acted as a gentleman should act. There are requirements.

      • July 8, 2017 at 4:42 pm
        Fox2!

        Article 133.

  • July 8, 2017 at 2:47 am
    Pete231

    Sometimes, you just gotta make a clean breast of it all…….

    • July 8, 2017 at 10:30 am
      Grunt GI

      Bwahaha. No doubt Zed will take care of that.

  • July 8, 2017 at 3:03 am
    JackDeth72

    See Sam’s sister Skye in….

    “The Wrath of Zed”

  • July 8, 2017 at 3:13 am
    Hardball

    I’m starting to not like Zed’s actions.

  • July 8, 2017 at 6:13 am
    Bill G

    That’s not the way that Skye wanted Zed to hose her.

  • July 8, 2017 at 7:18 am
    Dread

    Would what? Okay. Im having a slow day. Im not getting it.

  • July 8, 2017 at 7:57 am
    MasterDiver

    No point in being a gentleman when the witch will just slap you with her entitled attitude anyway. (Got too much of that from the Libbers on campus back in the 70’s)

    Zar Belk!

  • July 8, 2017 at 8:35 am
    Grunt GI

    Well as the old Klingon proverb goes, “Revenge is a dish best served cold”. I bet that water is damn cold.

    Or as we used to say “Payback is a motherfu**er”.

    I think Skye is about to get a bit of both.

  • July 8, 2017 at 9:11 am
    Shooter 2.5

    Sorry, I’m not getting this. Skye needed something like this before but it seems like she’s really trying to change. This appears to be an act of revenge over someone who already is in remorse. Too bad the sheriff didn’t show up. They could have called in a 911 emergency.

    • July 8, 2017 at 10:54 am
      Sam

      What’s not to get? She’s muddy, and the only way to get it off is with the fire hose. She can’t run the hose on herself, and he can’t hose her down if he turns around.

      And Sam got to go back with Mr. Elliott because Zed trusts both Sams. He doesn’t trust Skye not to try something with Mr. Elliott. And he has no intention of touching her with anything other than the water.

      • July 8, 2017 at 11:48 am
        NotYetInACamp

        Points made. The ‘CANT’ Bitch would make a play for the honorably 30 year married man. Gentlemen know when and how to avoid such skanks.

      • July 8, 2017 at 6:28 pm
        MasterDiver

        I have a 12-foot pole I could donate. (He wouldn’t touch her with a 10-footer.)

        Zar Belk!

  • July 8, 2017 at 10:08 am
    noncom

    Well played….My Dad used to say treat her like a lady if she acts like a lady….if not, all bets are off….

  • July 8, 2017 at 10:38 am

    Not an “act of revenge”, more like an act of soft prurience and porn, as someone inexplicably griped about the other day. And check the bar; it’s working!

    It’s a bidness, doncha know. Supply/demand. Somebody show this to Rick Perry.

    🙂

    • July 8, 2017 at 12:19 pm

      Well, I had thought Rick Perry did pretty good, all in all. as Governor of TX. He did a thing or two I didn’t see as the right move, but overall pretty good.

      • July 8, 2017 at 2:52 pm

        He is good, but he does need to learn when to keep his mouth shut… Unless of course in this case he adheres to the “if you build it they will come” school of thought. .. but that of course is not the actual supply/demand law of capitalism.

  • July 8, 2017 at 11:17 am

    Winning, baby. America First! He said it, he meant it, and he did it.

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trump-wins-key-climate-trade-concessions-at-stormy-g20/ar-BBDZ8bP?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout

    About as Presidential as it gets right there.

    What is hilarious, and must be becoming incredibly frustrating -and certainly embarrassing- is the Fake News headline linking this undeniably positive story:

    “Trump versus the rest as violent G20 wraps up” as if a petulant outcast had been ignored and rebuffed by all the “civilized” participants. But he did everything he went there to do, to re-establish and protect America’s interests like hasn’t been done in decades, and didn’t kow-tow to anybody. Read the Russkies the riot act before, during and after his meeting with Pootie, got agreement and support on the hottest spots in the world, and laid down the law as to envioronmental whackery and trade thievery. All in spite of paid violent thugs in the street and in the newsrooms of his own country. I am the most proud I have been in many many years of the assertion, deportment, and success of my President on the world stage.

    Keep bitchin’, bitches. If you’ve done your veracity and reputation this much harm in six months, just imagine where you’ll be in six years. I can. 🙂

    • July 8, 2017 at 12:20 pm

      Aw, come on. What about the full 8?

      • July 8, 2017 at 2:48 pm

        Six months for them to show the world what they really are, six years for them to disappear altogether and I don’t actually think it will take anywhere near that long

    • July 8, 2017 at 1:01 pm
      Halley

      Right there. Last time I felt such pride in a President was after 9/11 when W (and Rumsfeld) took it to al-Qaeda’s throat, with the enemy-sympathizers, I mean the DNC/MSM, bitching and worse about every move they made. “Liberals” showed their true colors (with apologies to brown mud) then, as they are doing now. President Trump is so above and beyond it all, and we are unbelievably blessed.

      • July 8, 2017 at 3:14 pm

        Yup, but George backed down and commenced to “nationbuilding”… Fuck that. He should have gone forward with annihilation of any and all proven cohorts to 9/11, and we could’ve avoided a 20 year quagmire and possibly have avoided the islamic cancer that was allowed to grow and that we face today. There’s the old leftist meme about “blame Bush” for everything, but truth to tell I do blame him for a lot of what has gone wrong and the growth of terrorism and the leftist regime here. He honestly just didn’t have the balls to fall through… I don’t think that will be the case with the current POTUS.

      • July 8, 2017 at 3:15 pm

        …”follow” through

  • July 8, 2017 at 1:53 pm
    Spin Drift

    This does not bode well. Sam’s gone with Wade and Zeds got a naked Skye at the end of a hose. Unless he frog marches her to the ranch, there may be trouble brewing. Ohh, can’t wait for tomorrow and its Sunday.

    Spin
    A blue bonnet sky in Texas always warms the heart.

  • July 8, 2017 at 3:53 pm
    Pamela

    The let lessons begin in character building and I’m not talking Looney Tunes

  • July 8, 2017 at 4:22 pm
    Cap

    Well now, this ain’t revenge it’s a real taste of alpha male takin’ care of business. Skye’s an opportunist and Zed recognizes that. Hose her down and let do the walk of shame back to the house. Nobody’s around anyway, ‘cept SE and he’s gettin’ Sam back to the house properly. Skye didn’t like the lib-boy’s opportunist tendencies because it conflicted with her own. I imagine she’s going to be pondering the desireability of an alpha male and it’s downsides for an opportunist.

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