Oh, I think that Sam will definitely “get it” when she opens the door.
Stay tuned, boys and girls, for tomorrow’s exciting episode of “Sam versus the terminator”.
November 2, 2017 at 6:55 am
Deplorable B Woodman
Oops. Make that “Sam versus the Halloween terminator”.
November 2, 2017 at 7:37 am
MasterDiver
Then “Javier attempts to reassemble the Holloween Terminator, but seems to be missing some parts.”
Zar Belk!
November 2, 2017 at 1:14 pm
JackDeth 72
And Beta’s reassembly instructions are courtesy of IKEA.
Ensuring that you will have an Allen Wrench and parts left over once the task is accomplished.
November 2, 2017 at 2:27 pm
Kafiroon
That. And after assembling many Ikea “projects”, (popular in Israel) not the right instructions and missing parts.
Engineer=Sam
Sam>Beta=Beta-parts+happy Sam
November 2, 2017 at 7:18 am
Browncoat
This will be interesting. At least the Shiner should be safe, Javier being under 21 and all.
Well played Chris.
November 2, 2017 at 7:34 am
MAJ Arkay
Hmm, Javier and Mari, someday in the future, just might be the inventors of Der Terminator…
November 2, 2017 at 12:25 pm
GruntGI
I wonder, if in true Terminator fashion, it will say to Sam,–
Yeah it ain’t the clothes he wants but the “candy”.
What, too weird? I would direct your attention to the extensive list of non-genders discussed recently. I’ll take a metallic “dawg” cross-species hook-up any day.
November 2, 2017 at 1:21 pm
Pamela
He might be able to find a bra to fit from Lane Bryant though I’m not sure what type of panties he would wear. Hmm maybe Commando will be more Terminators style.
November 2, 2017 at 2:07 pm
Grunt GI
Ha Commando is one of my favorite movies evah. So many good lines.
I see something along the lines of the opening scene from Tomb Raider. Lara Croft blasting the crap out of the robot.
Fun to watch.
November 2, 2017 at 11:51 pm
Shonkin
Hey, they’re on a ranch way to Heck out in the middle of West Texas. Where are they going to find neighbors close enough to play trick or treat?
(I grew up on a ranch. Not in West Texas, but in Northern California, back 60 years ago, when there were ranches there. Trick or treat? Not really.)
November 4, 2017 at 2:22 am
RegT
There were still a good number of large ranches in Siskiyou County, some were several thousand acres and even bigger, when I lived there (eight years, working for CHP), between ’87 and ’95. Limousin and Angus were the most common.
The Japs had a fairly big ranch where they raised Wagyu, a little south of Weed, IIRC.
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Uh oh.
Immovable force meets irresistible object, to scramble a phrase.
Who (or what) wins?
Beta had better be sitting and on his best behavior once Sam opens the door.
It doesn’t feel remorse, pity, or pain, and it absolutely will not stop. Until you feed it.
Sounds a lot like my cat.
Hillary?
Has Javier “improved” one of the “dogs” again? lol
Oh dear, what from here?
Ruh-roh!
Oh, I think that Sam will definitely “get it” when she opens the door.
Stay tuned, boys and girls, for tomorrow’s exciting episode of “Sam versus the terminator”.
Oops. Make that “Sam versus the Halloween terminator”.
Then “Javier attempts to reassemble the Holloween Terminator, but seems to be missing some parts.”
Zar Belk!
And Beta’s reassembly instructions are courtesy of IKEA.
Ensuring that you will have an Allen Wrench and parts left over once the task is accomplished.
That. And after assembling many Ikea “projects”, (popular in Israel) not the right instructions and missing parts.
Engineer=Sam
Sam>Beta=Beta-parts+happy Sam
This will be interesting. At least the Shiner should be safe, Javier being under 21 and all.
Well played Chris.
Hmm, Javier and Mari, someday in the future, just might be the inventors of Der Terminator…
I wonder, if in true Terminator fashion, it will say to Sam,–
“Your clothes..give them to me….NOW!”
That would be an awesome toon.
Dude, he’s there looking for candy not…oh, wait. 🙂
Yeah it ain’t the clothes he wants but the “candy”.
What, too weird? I would direct your attention to the extensive list of non-genders discussed recently. I’ll take a metallic “dawg” cross-species hook-up any day.
He might be able to find a bra to fit from Lane Bryant though I’m not sure what type of panties he would wear. Hmm maybe Commando will be more Terminators style.
Ha Commando is one of my favorite movies evah. So many good lines.
I let him go.
“I let him go.”
The Witch is dead…
I see something along the lines of the opening scene from Tomb Raider. Lara Croft blasting the crap out of the robot.
Fun to watch.
Hey, they’re on a ranch way to Heck out in the middle of West Texas. Where are they going to find neighbors close enough to play trick or treat?
(I grew up on a ranch. Not in West Texas, but in Northern California, back 60 years ago, when there were ranches there. Trick or treat? Not really.)
There were still a good number of large ranches in Siskiyou County, some were several thousand acres and even bigger, when I lived there (eight years, working for CHP), between ’87 and ’95. Limousin and Angus were the most common.
The Japs had a fairly big ranch where they raised Wagyu, a little south of Weed, IIRC.