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  • November 24, 2017 at 12:08 am

    Damn. Wrongly taken *and* wantonly wasted.

    Not sure about TX but that’ll get you time up AK way.

    Not so lucky.

    Unless it’s just a joke, and that’s how I’m calling it.

  • November 24, 2017 at 12:18 am
    KenH

    Ok, brightboy; get your ass in a VEHICLE with WHEELS and toddle on down to the local grocery, and BUY ONE. Blow it up? Don’t come back
    Jesus, Come ON

  • November 24, 2017 at 12:35 am
    Pamela

    Loaves and fishes fed multitudes.

    That looks like the start for some stone soup.

  • November 24, 2017 at 12:42 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    (gigglesnort) (chuckle) (ROFLOL)
    Who says CM doesn’t listen to his readers?
    Several people called this yesterday.
    Hopefully ‘Toli and Naomi got a hog as well for pit and pulled pork. Yum.

    Happy Thanksgiving a’ya’all.
    We had a good one, with lots of leftovers, and nary a political word to be heard. Only thankfulness all around.

    • November 24, 2017 at 12:57 am
      Kafiroon

      Called it!
      Double aught Rules!

  • November 24, 2017 at 1:11 am
    Heltau

    Now, it is game on for Christmass.

  • November 24, 2017 at 1:12 am
    Tom Z.

    All of the rounds must have gone into one bird.

  • November 24, 2017 at 1:16 am
    NotYetInACamp

    A little food production reality is needed for the Israeli and the Russian.
    There are problems with those not familiar with the norms of the culture. Otherwise, they seem to fit well in the culture.
    Personal private property rights made it Thanksgiving Day, not Starvation Day.
    http://www.freedomsback.com/thankful-for-property
    Those turkeys should have taken to their bunkers and hit the Mountain House and sipping the home brew shine, and watched that NatGeo on the screen.

    • November 24, 2017 at 11:50 am
      Pamela

      They could be watching Kitten videos …

      • November 24, 2017 at 7:36 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        🙂

  • November 24, 2017 at 1:37 am
    WayneM

    Oh, Naomi… Bwahahahaha!!

  • November 24, 2017 at 2:43 am
    John T. Block

    Wild gobblers + mini-gm = turkey salad…. If you can get the sand out of it…. ☺️

  • November 24, 2017 at 3:32 am

    Today was a good day. Ate well, time with family and friends, a good day.

    • November 24, 2017 at 8:16 am
      MasterDiver

      The wife and I had dinner out. We let Cracker Barrel do the cooking. Great food, no leftovers-other than Pat brought back her lunch for Friday, Met several fellow vets and we all toasted absent friends and congratulated each other on surviving to retirement. Happy Thanksgiving weekend, Don’t get trampled on Black Friday!

      Zar Belk!

      • November 24, 2017 at 8:46 am
        Deplorable B Woodman

        I don’t even go OUT on Black Friday, much less go shopping.

      • November 24, 2017 at 12:30 pm
        MAJ Arkay

        We do not leave the property on Black Friday. There are crazy people out there.

      • November 24, 2017 at 7:05 pm
        MasterDiver

        Got called in to cover at the SC Aquarium. Guess who got to be SCUBA Santa for the kids this afternoon! Great times were had by all!

        Zar Belk!

  • November 24, 2017 at 6:48 am
    eon

    I always wondered about that whole “lucky rabbit’s foot” thing. After all, it wasn’t exactly lucky for the rabbit.

    cheers

    eon

  • November 24, 2017 at 7:08 am
    Bill

    Oh well. Hope there’s cherry pie for dessert.

  • November 24, 2017 at 9:34 am
    canuck49

    Chris, The Wild Turkey Protection League will be after you for this.

  • November 24, 2017 at 10:24 am

    The NWTF (National Wild Turkey Federation), far from a wackjob lefty “protection league”, is actually a consortium of hunters and affiliated groups dedicated to the stewardship of turkey for sporting purposes. Like all farming certain practices ensure continued production of a natural resource…in the case of wild turkeys they are nearly single-handedly responsible for the salvation and regrowth of a species that was almost 100% hunted out a century ago, notably in Texas.

    Not some BS feel-good touchy-feely bunch of nutballs, and almost nothing to do with gov except as prescribed by sportsmen, This is real-deal grass-roots conservation. That’s the freedom and responsibility that made America great, and will continue to with our help.

    • November 24, 2017 at 10:28 am

      http://www.nwtf.org/

      “dedicated to the conservation of the wild turkey and the protection of our hunting heritage”

  • November 24, 2017 at 12:16 pm
    Pamela

    This was most likely used to provide a turkey or two …

    http://americandigest.org/wp/thanksgivings-first-rifle-mayflower-wheel-lock-carbine/

  • November 24, 2017 at 1:07 pm
    Interventor

    Rostov-on-Dov was the site of food riots in the Soviet Union. Now, with John Deeres and private property, they export wheat.

    • November 24, 2017 at 1:29 pm
      Interventor

      Roztov-on-Don

    • November 24, 2017 at 7:41 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Like the Pilgrims, they eventually realized that they needed private property and reward of efforts to produce benefits for the commonweal. They had some very bad apples that came back from the USA to get rid of first. Many turkeys involved in the soviet catastrophe had recycled back from the USA.

  • November 24, 2017 at 4:15 pm
    WayneM

    It’s all good fun until it’s like the turkeys mount a counter-attack. It’s as if they were… organized… (tip of the hat to Les Nessman)

    • November 24, 2017 at 6:20 pm
      Kafiroon

      Saw an article late last night they are invading San Francisco area.
      http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/wild-turkeys-California-depredation-permit-poop-12309195.php

      • November 24, 2017 at 8:27 pm

        Okay, now it’s time for the scattergun…not 00’s but 4’s for safety.

        ID the alpha-gobbler and take his head off, easy peasy.

        I mean even crazy Uncle Joe said get a shoggun, get a shoggun. so every homeowner in America has a gauge, right?

        Oh, wait a minute…

        🙂

      • November 25, 2017 at 8:05 am
        JSStryker

        I got my 12ga in the closet atm, it is a slug gun (24″ rifled barrel), nice set up if I were able to hunt.

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