Where else should his hand be? Were I him, mine would be there as well!
That’s a damn fine place for his hand to be!
June 4, 2015 at 10:33 am
Chris Muir
She IS smiling…
June 4, 2015 at 11:18 am
David M
All is well with the world indeed! (At least in this mall microcosm of wishful reality)…
June 4, 2015 at 12:07 am
Big Jim
Concur.
June 4, 2015 at 12:12 am
B Woodman
“Me? A man of honorable intention?”
“And yet your hand is on my ass.”
And where else should it be? Y’all are married to each other. Jan, you could just as easily put your hand on Damon’s ass.
It’s not like the relationship between the US citizenry and the various levels of Gooberment (especially Federales), where they “feel” they can do anything to us, but we can’t touch them.
SURPRISE!! Just wait until 4GW comes knocking at their collective (home and work) (see what I did there?) doors.
June 4, 2015 at 2:39 am
Dave
Oh, for the days when sexual misconduct in the oval office was the biggest scandal.
June 4, 2015 at 5:27 am
Bill G
Yes, a husband’s hand would be expected to have familiarity with his wife’s ass.
It is the gummint’s actions that are unnatural.
June 4, 2015 at 6:34 am
Kevin M
My hand. Your Heinie.
Business meeting.
Woof!
June 4, 2015 at 6:40 am
Pamela
Now Jan would really take exception if Damon’s hand were firmly grasping some behind other than her’s.
Slick Willie he is not. A man with power that coveted the many which were not his, and put up with/avoided the ass who was.
June 4, 2015 at 8:42 am
JTC
Not to give Mr. Bill a pass for adultery, but it has to be rough for Mr. Johnson waking up next to the Hillzabeast.
And there’s this: earning his Slick Willie nickname under the desk kept that boy preoccupied so that the powerful medicine administered under Reagan/Bush1 could work their wonders it’s what made the 90’s the most prosperous decade of my lifetime. Bill might take the credit heaped on him by his blind admirers and minions, but we -and he- know the truth.
June 4, 2015 at 8:45 am
JTC
Forgot the ampersand.
“…wonder; it’s…”
Punctuation; it’s a good thing.
June 4, 2015 at 12:17 pm
John M
semicolon…
June 4, 2015 at 4:57 pm
JTC
Language; it’s a good thing. 🙂
June 5, 2015 at 12:09 am
John M
Pedantic Grammar Nazi – do you know what an octothorp is?
June 4, 2015 at 9:01 am
rooftop voter
God I love this place…………. I no longer feel alone in the world.
Imagine a world where Men were Men and everybody had his hands on his wife’s ass……. There would be far fewer wars.
Question, would Bruce have to grab his own ass?
June 4, 2015 at 10:20 am
Bad Cyborg
Has to. Ain’t got nothing else to grab these days.
June 4, 2015 at 6:16 pm
Pamela
I thought he bought a gross of tuck-ins…
June 4, 2015 at 9:07 am
precision270
No dear that’s my ass. Has been since before the marriage, just so you know. And I am very proud to have it so I touch it frequently.
The touching it should not concern you, if I should ever stop touching it, then you should grow concerned.
June 4, 2015 at 9:17 am
JBubba57
Hey, Chris. I like the way you draw the characters differently in the…..ads?….outside the actual strip. The strip versions, for lack of a better word, are sort of anime-ish to me, and the outside-strip versions are more graphic, more realistic, sort of Marvel-comic like. Well, poor descriptions on my part, but there is a difference, and I like it, and I wondered if you have a description to share of the two versions/styles.
June 4, 2015 at 10:37 am
Chris Muir
? No DBD strips are in the ads.
June 4, 2015 at 12:25 pm
JBubba57
Sorry for the poor description. It’s the images of the 4 main characters showing at the bottom in the red-border fund-raiser notice that frames the strip, and it’s the multi-character image on the actual page that comes up when I click the fund-raiser notice. I’m using Chrome as my browser on a Windows box with Win7 pro, if that changes anything. I figured there’s some industry-standard term to describe your images (what they are and where) but I’m clueless about that, so I just called them “ads” and gave the other wordy words.
June 4, 2015 at 1:44 pm
Chris Muir
Duh! I gotcha. Yeah, those are a different style, done at the style for Don patrons, kinda semi-realistic. The Don Level Patrons help the toon’s art rise to a better level.
June 4, 2015 at 10:22 am
Bad Cyborg
“Me? A man of honorable intention?”
“And yet your hand is on my ass.”
Indeed it is, my dear. Is that a problem?
June 4, 2015 at 10:23 am
Roxanne
Chris, How do I make a donation without receiving any merchandise?
June 4, 2015 at 10:36 am
Chris Muir
Hey there,Roxanne! Simply pick a level, buy, the next page will have a button where you can select ‘no merch’ (it’s set to ‘yes mercy’ as a default.) 🙂
June 4, 2015 at 11:08 am
B Woodman
“mercy” => “merch” (merchandise)
June 4, 2015 at 11:09 am
Chris Muir
gotdamn autospell.
June 4, 2015 at 10:25 am
SteveInCO
If there is a more honorable intention than making love to your significant other, it escapes me at the moment.
June 4, 2015 at 11:07 am
B Woodman
And there HAS to be foreplay. Hence the ass-touching (to start).
June 4, 2015 at 5:03 pm
JTC
Hate to break it to you whippersnappers out there, but there comes a time when the ass-touching often IS the lovemaking…all the honorable intentions in the world notwithstanding. 🙁
June 4, 2015 at 6:18 pm
Pamela
There is speaking in tongues…
June 4, 2015 at 6:31 pm
RayNAiken
There are two ways that comment can be taken.
(I’m speaking from a dirty old man perspective.)
34 Comments
And the problem is?????
Where else should his hand be? Were I him, mine would be there as well!
That’s a damn fine place for his hand to be!
She IS smiling…
All is well with the world indeed! (At least in this mall microcosm of wishful reality)…
Concur.
“Me? A man of honorable intention?”
“And yet your hand is on my ass.”
And where else should it be? Y’all are married to each other. Jan, you could just as easily put your hand on Damon’s ass.
It’s not like the relationship between the US citizenry and the various levels of Gooberment (especially Federales), where they “feel” they can do anything to us, but we can’t touch them.
SURPRISE!! Just wait until 4GW comes knocking at their collective (home and work) (see what I did there?) doors.
Oh, for the days when sexual misconduct in the oval office was the biggest scandal.
Yes, a husband’s hand would be expected to have familiarity with his wife’s ass.
It is the gummint’s actions that are unnatural.
My hand. Your Heinie.
Business meeting.
Woof!
Now Jan would really take exception if Damon’s hand were firmly grasping some behind other than her’s.
Slick Willie he is not. A man with power that coveted the many which were not his, and put up with/avoided the ass who was.
Not to give Mr. Bill a pass for adultery, but it has to be rough for Mr. Johnson waking up next to the Hillzabeast.
And there’s this: earning his Slick Willie nickname under the desk kept that boy preoccupied so that the powerful medicine administered under Reagan/Bush1 could work their wonders it’s what made the 90’s the most prosperous decade of my lifetime. Bill might take the credit heaped on him by his blind admirers and minions, but we -and he- know the truth.
Forgot the ampersand.
“…wonder; it’s…”
Punctuation; it’s a good thing.
semicolon…
Language; it’s a good thing. 🙂
Pedantic Grammar Nazi – do you know what an octothorp is?
God I love this place…………. I no longer feel alone in the world.
Imagine a world where Men were Men and everybody had his hands on his wife’s ass……. There would be far fewer wars.
Question, would Bruce have to grab his own ass?
Has to. Ain’t got nothing else to grab these days.
I thought he bought a gross of tuck-ins…
No dear that’s my ass. Has been since before the marriage, just so you know. And I am very proud to have it so I touch it frequently.
The touching it should not concern you, if I should ever stop touching it, then you should grow concerned.
Hey, Chris. I like the way you draw the characters differently in the…..ads?….outside the actual strip. The strip versions, for lack of a better word, are sort of anime-ish to me, and the outside-strip versions are more graphic, more realistic, sort of Marvel-comic like. Well, poor descriptions on my part, but there is a difference, and I like it, and I wondered if you have a description to share of the two versions/styles.
? No DBD strips are in the ads.
Sorry for the poor description. It’s the images of the 4 main characters showing at the bottom in the red-border fund-raiser notice that frames the strip, and it’s the multi-character image on the actual page that comes up when I click the fund-raiser notice. I’m using Chrome as my browser on a Windows box with Win7 pro, if that changes anything. I figured there’s some industry-standard term to describe your images (what they are and where) but I’m clueless about that, so I just called them “ads” and gave the other wordy words.
Duh! I gotcha. Yeah, those are a different style, done at the style for Don patrons, kinda semi-realistic. The Don Level Patrons help the toon’s art rise to a better level.
“Me? A man of honorable intention?”
“And yet your hand is on my ass.”
Indeed it is, my dear. Is that a problem?
Chris, How do I make a donation without receiving any merchandise?
Hey there,Roxanne! Simply pick a level, buy, the next page will have a button where you can select ‘no merch’ (it’s set to ‘yes mercy’ as a default.) 🙂
“mercy” => “merch” (merchandise)
gotdamn autospell.
If there is a more honorable intention than making love to your significant other, it escapes me at the moment.
And there HAS to be foreplay. Hence the ass-touching (to start).
Hate to break it to you whippersnappers out there, but there comes a time when the ass-touching often IS the lovemaking…all the honorable intentions in the world notwithstanding. 🙁
There is speaking in tongues…
There are two ways that comment can be taken.
(I’m speaking from a dirty old man perspective.)
oui oui, soixante neuf! 😉
And then there’s speaking from the perspective of a cunning linguist …
🙂