Yeah, with all the fairy kids jumping off roofs trying to fly though, they had to make it so only the fairy dust can enable that magic. Made the point downthread that it will take a nice pile of dust to get Sam’s voluminous butt* (as depicted today) in the air.
Loves me a nice ass (hey, I’m the Assman!), but I like ’em sweet, petite, and comely as it were, not a fan of the yuge bubblebutt.
March 23, 2022 at 1:07 am
Too Tall
Ah yes, the elusive Red Crested, Large Breasted, Long Legged, Bed Thrasher.
In the book, Tinkerbell was described as “slightly inclined to embonpoint.” Had to look that one up. Basically, when referring delicately to the fair sex, means she’s on the hourglass side.
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Reminds me of my favorite Karnack the Magnificent (Johnny Carson & Ed McMahan) jokes.
(intro, intro, “I hold in my hands the envelopes sealed in a mayonnaise jar” etc, etc…)
“Peter…..Pan”
“PETER…..PAN!”
“What do you fry your peter in?”
I miss Johnny Carson. Entertainment has never been as good since he retired.
That is not a real complimentary picture of Sam in the first panel. Makes her butt look huge with the panty? strap buried way up there under the flesh of the right cheek. But I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for it.
Yeah, I’m an Assman, but hate the nasty Kardashian look. That was my point up there too as to the flightless tink…gonna take a lot of pixie dust to get all of that airborne…
Tink had lots of magic, “If you believe”. Then, again, Wendy, the White Witch, was always growing into her roll. I was always erratic enough to appreciate a bit of both. I searched diligently, but never found where “Wendy” hid the Tink-thing. I did, however , enjoy the launch. Eh
A free newspaper had an article on Cos-Play and they used the photograph of a young lady dressed as Tinkerbell. She was perfect, exquisite. lovely, charming, beautiful and I instantly fell in love with her. All those little boy and grown up man feelings hit at the same time. That was twenty years ago. I still remember the details of that photo. She was Tinkerbell. For those who remember the scene in “City Slickers” where the cowboy rides past a farmhouse and sees the young lady hanging the laundry on the clothesline, it was that scene.
Peter Pan is immortal and forgetful and because of the faeries raising him a bit of a psychopath. (If their side is winning, he will kill one of the lost boys to make it more interesting when fighting the pirates.)
Faeries can only handle one emotion at a time, have limited life spans and have orgies.
I would love to see it filmed as written. Guillermo del Toro would be ideal director.
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Nailed It!
Literally…
My Flight Surgeon didn’t tell me I would never grow old, she said I would never grow up.
He’s looking for never-never land with a large breasted pixie.
And large butted; how could that tink ever get off the ground? Maybe Peter can get it up, I mean get her up?
Magic. Plus Faeries can reconfigure their aerodynamics with a breath.
Yeah, with all the fairy kids jumping off roofs trying to fly though, they had to make it so only the fairy dust can enable that magic. Made the point downthread that it will take a nice pile of dust to get Sam’s voluminous butt* (as depicted today) in the air.
Loves me a nice ass (hey, I’m the Assman!), but I like ’em sweet, petite, and comely as it were, not a fan of the yuge bubblebutt.
Ah yes, the elusive Red Crested, Large Breasted, Long Legged, Bed Thrasher.
In the book, Tinkerbell was described as “slightly inclined to embonpoint.” Had to look that one up. Basically, when referring delicately to the fair sex, means she’s on the hourglass side.
Reminds me of my favorite Karnack the Magnificent (Johnny Carson & Ed McMahan) jokes.
(intro, intro, “I hold in my hands the envelopes sealed in a mayonnaise jar” etc, etc…)
“Peter…..Pan”
“PETER…..PAN!”
“What do you fry your peter in?”
I miss Johnny Carson. Entertainment has never been as good since he retired.
That is not a real complimentary picture of Sam in the first panel. Makes her butt look huge with the panty? strap buried way up there under the flesh of the right cheek. But I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for it.
fish-eye camera lens …
Yeah, I’m an Assman, but hate the nasty Kardashian look. That was my point up there too as to the flightless tink…gonna take a lot of pixie dust to get all of that airborne…
What’s that right hand up to ? Could it be she testing for the difference between pink and purple ?
Tink had lots of magic, “If you believe”. Then, again, Wendy, the White Witch, was always growing into her roll. I was always erratic enough to appreciate a bit of both. I searched diligently, but never found where “Wendy” hid the Tink-thing. I did, however , enjoy the launch. Eh
“role” actually, but still an magnificent launch.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional.
Guess he’ll “tink her bell.” I think every guy grew up wanting to.
I think Sam may have inspired Julius Zimmerman’s version of Tink!
https://www.deviantart.com/therealzimmerman/art/Sweet-2-210620316
Zar Belk!
Log-in for deviance though? (hate those pay walls; even if you just give ’em your info, you’re paying them).
Yeah, no I got deviant covered well enough by myownself…
A Peter Pandemic — but likely no masks or social distancing (six inches?), I’m thinking. Man-dates issuing from the guvn’r’s pen though, I expect.
A free newspaper had an article on Cos-Play and they used the photograph of a young lady dressed as Tinkerbell. She was perfect, exquisite. lovely, charming, beautiful and I instantly fell in love with her. All those little boy and grown up man feelings hit at the same time. That was twenty years ago. I still remember the details of that photo. She was Tinkerbell. For those who remember the scene in “City Slickers” where the cowboy rides past a farmhouse and sees the young lady hanging the laundry on the clothesline, it was that scene.
That Tink fantasy has spawned tons of adult/NSFW webcomics, Manga and anime. (One of first was Bondage Faeries, neh?)
That look over her shoulder… brilliant artwork.
Sam as a red-headed faerie … she has that “come and get it” look that in Texas means the Chuck Wagon is here.
Tink needs to start granting wishes for HUGE Peters.
Without the additional Hydraulics to operate them.
Careful what you wish for…
Tinker Toys vs the Peter Principle?
I never grew up, I just got old (and tired).
Read the original some time on the Internet.
Peter Pan is immortal and forgetful and because of the faeries raising him a bit of a psychopath. (If their side is winning, he will kill one of the lost boys to make it more interesting when fighting the pirates.)
Faeries can only handle one emotion at a time, have limited life spans and have orgies.
I would love to see it filmed as written. Guillermo del Toro would be ideal director.
Don’t tell me, Tink is going to tinker til’ her bell rings.
Tink can ring your bell.