You Americans elect some strange critters to government.
August 3, 2017 at 12:20 am
Too Tall
No contest.
The Swamp Creature has a higher IQ, better morals, and is far more beautiful than Maxine Waters.
August 3, 2017 at 6:42 am
David M
Yes indeed! Took the words from my mouth sir!
August 3, 2017 at 6:18 pm
Pamela
So whose skin is Bigfoot hiding under…
August 3, 2017 at 11:33 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
Ok, Pamela, thanks for the easy setup.
This should answer your question, or at least give hints as broad as a six lane highway.
With apologies to Freddy Mercury and Queen……
“Scare-a-mooch, scare-a-mooch,
Do you let your balls dangle?
Naked face and hairdo,
Very very frightening
Meeeeeeee…..
Where’s my hairdo, where’s my hairdo
Where’s my hairdo, where’s my hairdo………”
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be in town all week. Tip your servers generously.
August 3, 2017 at 12:21 am
Ozymandias
Nancy Pelosi bears a striking resemblance to the Phantom of the opera, once the mask falls away.
August 3, 2017 at 6:51 am
eon
As opposed to Hillary, who I suspect has the same attribute as Dorian Gray- just not working as well.
clear ether
eon
August 3, 2017 at 7:52 am
PaulS
You mean there is a picture somewhere that is remaining young looking?
August 3, 2017 at 10:45 am
MasterDiver
She was just as ugly (and smelly) back then.
Zar Belk!
August 3, 2017 at 8:19 am
noncom
If pelosi has one more face lift she’ll be wearing a beard…
August 3, 2017 at 12:00 pm
Old Codger
She already has a goatee. Some days, if you look close, you can see the 5:00 shadow. You can see the dimple in her forehead, too.
Separated at birth? However that applies only to skin-deep appearance, not intelligence or morality. Maxie stays in the House only because her crimes are able to be somewhat disguised. A true Swamp Creature!
August 3, 2017 at 6:48 am
Bill G
The green swamp creature appears to be much more intelligent.
August 3, 2017 at 6:56 am
GWB
Swimming in the dark. *sigh* Too bad the kids are along.
August 3, 2017 at 6:58 am
eon
Considering that Waters has once more been voted the most corrupt member of Congress;
You have to wonder; WTH is wrong with her constituents that they keep re-electing this gibbering dingbat?
I can only conclude that either she’s the Queen of Pork, her constituents are even more deranged than she is, or both.
clear ether
eon
August 3, 2017 at 10:36 pm
Merle
OR, the elections were rigged – don’t forget the dims are good at that!!! 🙂
Merle
August 3, 2017 at 7:05 am
Bill
Reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time ………..
August 3, 2017 at 9:57 am
John D. Egbert
Have you heard the song that almost instantly grew out of that exchange? Beautiful . . .
August 3, 2017 at 10:02 am
Bill
Not yet post a link if you have.
August 3, 2017 at 7:55 am
PaulS
To answer: The ugly self serving insane one.
August 3, 2017 at 8:45 am
Arkelk
It’s not Maxine Waters’ outer looks, it’s the inner lack of beauty that is showing through.
August 3, 2017 at 12:18 pm
Old Codger
I disagree. Her face could curdle milk – from a block away! She is on record as the only person ever whose picture was mistaken for an oyster. When Waters walks into a room clocks don’t stop; they RUN THE OTHER WAY! When she walks into the room mirrors don’t break, they EXPLODE! Read somewhere that she was told by a cosmetic surgeon that she was quite beyond anything currently known to medicine or the surgeon’s art.
August 3, 2017 at 9:49 am
Pamela
Eww. Maxine wants to kidnap bathing suit clad females to breed with them?
Shouldn’t Marvel do a Creature Comic on this?
I can see the cover art and title:
“LA MAX AND SAN FRAN NAN UNITE!”
To defend enlightenment, elites, and utopia against the scourge of deplorables.
August 3, 2017 at 3:16 pm
Pamela
Er, that’s Miss Lube Rack 1955 to you.
Oh my word can you believe she had the audacity to wear that in public and in the company of men! To think she’s been part of the loosening of public mores.
Couldn’t be her in that pic; that dinosaur is from an era more likely to be the makings of oil than the queen of it. Also, mention of “lube” and “rack” in reference to it? Ewww!
Nice car though; what is that a Pontiac?
August 3, 2017 at 9:42 pm
Pamela
Might be a 1952 Oldsmobile Rocket 88
I think Nancy had some front end work done later in life
So, I clicked JTCs link. She was a decent looking girl. But that date of the shot was 2 months before I was born. Now, I’m 62. She looked to be late teens/early 20s. Some people maintain their minds quite well into later life, but there does come a point.
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She an ugly bitch. Word!
Sir, you defame the Creature.
Inside as well as outside.
Same lips, even to the lipstick colour.
You Americans elect some strange critters to government.
No contest.
The Swamp Creature has a higher IQ, better morals, and is far more beautiful than Maxine Waters.
Yes indeed! Took the words from my mouth sir!
So whose skin is Bigfoot hiding under…
Ok, Pamela, thanks for the easy setup.
This should answer your question, or at least give hints as broad as a six lane highway.
With apologies to Freddy Mercury and Queen……
“Scare-a-mooch, scare-a-mooch,
Do you let your balls dangle?
Naked face and hairdo,
Very very frightening
Meeeeeeee…..
Where’s my hairdo, where’s my hairdo
Where’s my hairdo, where’s my hairdo………”
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be in town all week. Tip your servers generously.
Nancy Pelosi bears a striking resemblance to the Phantom of the opera, once the mask falls away.
As opposed to Hillary, who I suspect has the same attribute as Dorian Gray- just not working as well.
clear ether
eon
You mean there is a picture somewhere that is remaining young looking?
She was just as ugly (and smelly) back then.
Zar Belk!
If pelosi has one more face lift she’ll be wearing a beard…
She already has a goatee. Some days, if you look close, you can see the 5:00 shadow. You can see the dimple in her forehead, too.
In the words of Larry The Cable Guy, …
Separated at birth? However that applies only to skin-deep appearance, not intelligence or morality. Maxie stays in the House only because her crimes are able to be somewhat disguised. A true Swamp Creature!
The green swamp creature appears to be much more intelligent.
Swimming in the dark. *sigh* Too bad the kids are along.
Considering that Waters has once more been voted the most corrupt member of Congress;
http://www.thedailybeast.com/maxine-waters-from-most-corrupt-to-resistance-hero
And that she is also possibly the most deranged member of same, often babbling incoherently when she isn’t making vague threats;
https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/7/31/16070822/reclaiming-my-time-maxine-waters-mnuchin-meme
You have to wonder; WTH is wrong with her constituents that they keep re-electing this gibbering dingbat?
I can only conclude that either she’s the Queen of Pork, her constituents are even more deranged than she is, or both.
clear ether
eon
OR, the elections were rigged – don’t forget the dims are good at that!!! 🙂
Merle
Reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time ………..
Have you heard the song that almost instantly grew out of that exchange? Beautiful . . .
Not yet post a link if you have.
To answer: The ugly self serving insane one.
It’s not Maxine Waters’ outer looks, it’s the inner lack of beauty that is showing through.
I disagree. Her face could curdle milk – from a block away! She is on record as the only person ever whose picture was mistaken for an oyster. When Waters walks into a room clocks don’t stop; they RUN THE OTHER WAY! When she walks into the room mirrors don’t break, they EXPLODE! Read somewhere that she was told by a cosmetic surgeon that she was quite beyond anything currently known to medicine or the surgeon’s art.
Eww. Maxine wants to kidnap bathing suit clad females to breed with them?
Shouldn’t Marvel do a Creature Comic on this?
I can see the cover art and title:
“LA MAX AND SAN FRAN NAN UNITE!”
To defend enlightenment, elites, and utopia against the scourge of deplorables.
Er, that’s Miss Lube Rack 1955 to you.
Oh my word can you believe she had the audacity to wear that in public and in the company of men! To think she’s been part of the loosening of public mores.
Couldn’t be her in that pic; that dinosaur is from an era more likely to be the makings of oil than the queen of it. Also, mention of “lube” and “rack” in reference to it? Ewww!
Nice car though; what is that a Pontiac?
Might be a 1952 Oldsmobile Rocket 88
I think Nancy had some front end work done later in life
Good call, def. an Olds, maybe a year or two older based on the grill.
Speaking of grills I think Nan’s front end work might have been done with a Mack at speed.
somehow I don’t see the pic you are referring to….
Here ya go Merle:
http://pensacoladiscussion.forumotion.com/t7355-nancy-d-alesandro-pelosi-miss-lube-rack-1955
The ugly one, natch.
The Diverse Gender-Curious Creature From The Black-Power Carbon-Neutral Lagoon Of Cis Privilege
There, that movie title needed serious updating…
Pepe says “Green skin good, black skin bad, by Kek!”
So, I clicked JTCs link. She was a decent looking girl. But that date of the shot was 2 months before I was born. Now, I’m 62. She looked to be late teens/early 20s. Some people maintain their minds quite well into later life, but there does come a point.