A little mystery is sometimes a good thing.
“Where’s Pedro? Where’s Manual?”
“I don’ know. They left two days ago, that’a’way. Bu’ they neve’ com’ back”
“I don’ thin’ I wan’ to go that’a’way. Mus’ be VER’ bad stuff ou’ there, make Pedro an’ Manual no’ com’ back.”
How about a sign right in the MIDDLE of coyote traffic lanes with a sign saying, “Agua dulce a cinco kilómetros” and pointing towards Trojan’s patrol area?
Personally I like to think that if I was in that position under those circumstances with that view before me unless I was more than three days dead I would get up.
You bet…….. Also if it hasn’t crossed all our minds yet, Chris has been doing double duty this year with Redvolution. It’s a real ‘mind bender’ and deserves upping the ante. Let’s don’t lose this guy for the lack of a few bucks.
There are some very large nocturnal critters in Texas, especially in the desert areas down near Big Bend and west of there. Hogs, whatever it is that flies at night with a large wingspan, and whoever the “owner” of the Marfa lights may be… I’m certain there is a way to make carrion disappear quickly. The Alpine area has lovely views and a lot of uncluttered country.
Come to think of it, they ought to move the bodies a few miles downwind of the prevailing winds. Reckon Trojan can use those horns to double as a forklift?
When I was an ADA, we got a tape of three different crimes. One involved a guy who called workers’ comp because he hurt his back trying to lift a large box with a dead body [and a sh*tload of concrete] into a truck to help his buddy. funny as hell.
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Must have been a HIGH VOLTAGE shock…….
Learn The Four Esses. Practice as many as possible.
Suppress
Shoot
Shovel
Silence
Too complicated. It’s the three “S’s”. Shoot, shovel, shut up.
A little mystery is sometimes a good thing.
“Where’s Pedro? Where’s Manual?”
“I don’ know. They left two days ago, that’a’way. Bu’ they neve’ com’ back”
“I don’ thin’ I wan’ to go that’a’way. Mus’ be VER’ bad stuff ou’ there, make Pedro an’ Manual no’ com’ back.”
Feral hogs, lizards and rats, they have to eat, too.
Don’t forget buzzards. They haveta eat, too, y’know. Just leave ’em where they lie. Scum like that don’t deserve a burial.
Maybe Trojan ought to be set patrolling the south fence line. Better yet, a whole platoon of Trojans.
C’mon Sam, be nice to your guests.
Introduce them to the wild boars for an up close and personal nature experience.
Big desert, indeed… So many dangerous critters…
Some place away from the normal traffic lanes where a sign pointed South says “¡De esa manera!”
How about a sign right in the MIDDLE of coyote traffic lanes with a sign saying, “Agua dulce a cinco kilómetros” and pointing towards Trojan’s patrol area?
That would just give you more bodies to stack.
Personally I like to think that if I was in that position under those circumstances with that view before me unless I was more than three days dead I would get up.
“Get up”? Or “get it up”?
Yes . . .
Well if they ain’t dead and open their eyes they’ll think they done died and somehow gone to heaven. Or else the shock will kill them for real.
Either scenario is way too good for the scum, so yeah let the hawgs have ’em. Preferably while they are still alive but immobilized.
Still stuck at 6% short CM?
Remind us of the last scheduled day again please, and we will organize a posse to save the ranch in a lump sum that day. Y’all “up” for it?
You bet…….. Also if it hasn’t crossed all our minds yet, Chris has been doing double duty this year with Redvolution. It’s a real ‘mind bender’ and deserves upping the ante. Let’s don’t lose this guy for the lack of a few bucks.
Ice pick to neck vertebrate.
‘Invaders’, anthill, honey – some assembly required.
Said previously, hogs gotta eat too.
Don’t forget the coyotes. They work up a real appetite chasing that road-runner all day. ;-{D
Zar Belk!
LOL!!!! Beep beep!
Dump the remains back across the border with the “sign” of a rival gang carved in their chests. Then anonymously tip off the Mexican border police.
Just saying.
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There are some very large nocturnal critters in Texas, especially in the desert areas down near Big Bend and west of there. Hogs, whatever it is that flies at night with a large wingspan, and whoever the “owner” of the Marfa lights may be… I’m certain there is a way to make carrion disappear quickly. The Alpine area has lovely views and a lot of uncluttered country.
Oh thanks Delilah, now I’ve got that Marfa puzzle stuck in my mind again.
There are other big things out there besides the desert. They feel nice in your hands. And come in pairs.
Lungs? (ducks and runs)
Close. 😉
And just remember – A friend will help you move – a good friend will help you move a body…
Come to think of it, they ought to move the bodies a few miles downwind of the prevailing winds. Reckon Trojan can use those horns to double as a forklift?
Big desert. Lots of gullies and dry washes. Lots of critters that need to eat.
Where in the world is Pedro Mendenoza?
When I was an ADA, we got a tape of three different crimes. One involved a guy who called workers’ comp because he hurt his back trying to lift a large box with a dead body [and a sh*tload of concrete] into a truck to help his buddy. funny as hell.