I’ve always loved seeing piercings on a potential enemy, one of the first things I focus on in case things get physical, they’re great “come-alongs”.
Fortunately I’ve never needed to have to use that particular fighting style.
That is the IDIC symbol. I have a version of it I like to use on certain people. I separate the 2nd and 3rd fingers like Nimoy did while curling my index finger and pinky. I call it “f*k you long and proper.” You’re welcome to use it.
I hate it when somebody thinks that they have a “rule or regulation” they can use to assert their alleged superiority and basically just try to boss you around. It is part of the bullying and basic thuggery that so many used to get their way.
Bullying must be opposed whenever one is able.
Putting the fear of God, or fear of a good whoop ass on them is appropriate in many situations. Sam did it very peacefully and upon reading the words, she promised to respond to the threatened battery upon her children.
Peace appears will reign. Especially if it is Sheriff Tucker’s jurisdiction.
Those xir appear to have already been dipped in a nasty vat and Tabasco’s temperament is much better than those two xirs nasty temperament even after they recoiled in fear away from a truly kind and ferociously defensive mom.
Fear the wrath of the righteously justified, you xirs.
A wind shift continues. Fear it, xirs. https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/apr/27/william-barr-orders-legal-action-against-governors/
The girls look as they are attentively learning another important life lesson. Texas life.
Still waiting for Mr. Barr’s comment to the effect the reparations suit against the CCP for their lax containment system starting a world wide pandemic has been initiated.
Or the case against Centaur Schumer threatening the SCOTUS. Or both…
They tag-team because the Beta does the calling while the Alpha continues to lecture. The point being to continue to feel the burn of her self-assumed moral superiority.
That’s what you get when people decide to worship themselves.
And in the next scene, Sam slowly stops drinking her milkshake before going full Dirty Harry on both creatures, towering over them in the street, and saying: Do you feel lucky punks? Well, do you?
Neither thing will have time to wonder where Sam pulled her hand cannon from, as they will be left to ponder the enormous size of a muzzle when it is pointed at you.
I would absolutely LOVE to see what happens when one of those porkers touches one of the daughters.
Protective moms are blisteringly fast.
And I imagine that Sam isn’t just an expert marksman.
If Jo is just around the corner I’m pretty sure she would come to Sam’s quite fast… after all, a metric tonne of lard is still more than a two person lift.
April 29, 2020 at 10:44 pm
Fox2!
Jo’s at the (nekked) swimmin’ hole with Skye and Naomi.
April 29, 2020 at 9:44 am
Old Codger
That was pretty much my thought when I first saw that 2nd panel. My 2nd thought was “Ain’t enough beer in Shiner – or Milwaukee for that matter – to make either one of ’em doable.”
There would need to be real desperation to service either one of them. The only thing I can think of is an Addict of any Drug, who has not had a fix in 72 hours and they had said drug.
April 29, 2020 at 9:35 pm
Oldarmourer
Doesn’t matter how much there is…
I’m pretty sure I couldn’t drink as much as I’d have to
April 29, 2020 at 12:34 pm
JTC
Wife’s foray yesterday into the wilds of Walmart and Publix went smoothly.
I’m proud of her keeping her response to the only Karen type to verbally engage her with a timid “I think you’re going the wrong way” down an aisle from behind her mask…but went quiet as Wifey locked her eyes as she walked slowly past, “Don’t worry about it…”
Lady made sure to keep her social (safety) distance after that.
I’m an elderly former redhead who walks with a cane thanks to losing an altercation with a Honda Gold Wing at 65 MPH a few years ago. By the time a bully figures out the bottom three inches of that aluminum shaft are poured full of bullet casting lead, his/her/its elbows and kneecaps will never be the same!
When they start playing with the numbers of what actually caused what, nobody knows and that’s their plan, to game the system to up their cases and their $. Always follow the $.
But there is a simple way to break out the covids and Candy O is onto it…flu deaths are way down from ‘18, like 80,000 to 20,000 or something. Yet the total of flu deaths combined with what are called for covid is the same now as then. As Candy says, just a coincidence no doubt.
So to update and reinforce the suspicion of manipulation, just quickly update the totals of the top ten causes of death from April 2019 and compare it to April 2020 before they are official record and subject to more manipulation…
The number from 20 minus the number from 19 is a very close estimation of true Deaths from the virus.
Not a huge number after all. And certainly not worth the wholesale dismantlement of the best American economy and future world prospects in history…but then that’s the plan.
Something I worked up to compare Mortality Rates (percentage of deaths vs, infected and Deaths per One Million of Population for the USA vs. European nations with nationalized healthcare.
28 April 219,000
Mortality Rates Deaths/MIL. POP.
USA————— 5.6 % —————–167
Italy –———— 13.5 % —————-441
France – ———14.1 % —————-350
UK – ————–13.6 % —————-305
Spain – ———–10.1 %—————-503
Belgium———–15.4 % —————622
Netherlands—– 11.8 % —————261
Sweden———– 11.8 % —————217
Norway———— 2.7 % —————–37
Denmark———– 4.9 % —————-73
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where have I seen that nose ring before? 🙂
Elmer the Borden Bull?
Darned Senior Moments – doesn’t the bull at the Double-D have a ring? (senior moment on both the ring and the bull’s name)
I suspect that bulls get a nose ring about the same time they are allowed to not contribute to the annual Rocky Mountain Oyster harvest.
Otherwise they’d be a steer, and not need the ring.
Elmer was a bull?
No wonder their milk tasted strange.
Elsie was the Borden cow. Elmer was responsible for Elmer’s Glue. Two reasons you didn’t want to taste it.
Gender fluid as well eh?
I’m not sure Tabasco weighs that much. Certainly his fat content is MUCH lower.
I’ve always loved seeing piercings on a potential enemy, one of the first things I focus on in case things get physical, they’re great “come-alongs”.
Fortunately I’ve never needed to have to use that particular fighting style.
Dreadlocks are ANOTHER convenient handle, but they feel nasty even through Nitrile gloves!
Karen and Xir, meet a #10 can of whoop ass.
Very shortly, you will be begging Sheriff Tucker to save you, and then find out your situation will NOT improve.
Mari and Kiko will thoroughly enjoy this homeschooling lesson.
Hint: Piercings on your opponent provide a decided advantage to you.
DING!
And the cool part about getting older, the less hesitant you are about using that “come along” should a confrontation become physical.
Never underestimate the guile of an aging man.
The older you get the less “Life in Prison” works as a deterrent…
“Never scare an old man, he’ll just kill you” – Robert A. Heinlein “Notebooks of Lazarus Long”
Wonder if that nose ring fits other places…
Pamela! How unladylike!
That is NO LADY, and I wonder what species of female.
Are you SURE it qualifies as female?
Zar Belk!
ROFL!
Who doesn’t love westerns, really?
I expect Sam’s reply was delivered stone cold…
The Karen bears a remarkable resemblance to iconic feminist “Big Red”
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/big-red
It’s really going to hurt Karen’s and Xir’s head when Tucker and Sam respectfully great each other with one half of the Vulcan salute.
That is the IDIC symbol. I have a version of it I like to use on certain people. I separate the 2nd and 3rd fingers like Nimoy did while curling my index finger and pinky. I call it “f*k you long and proper.” You’re welcome to use it.
Hold the middle two fingers together while spreading the index and pinky
Instead of ‘live long and prosper’ it means ‘die young and poor’ 🙂
I’m lovin’ the pose both girls are striking……as they stand nearly shoulder to shoulder. 😀 😀
Arms akimbo and slight smiles on their faces as the wait for the maelstrom… knowing they are in the lee of the storm!
I’m also lovin’ how Sam refered to “IT’S” nose ring.
Perfect description.
Wouldn’t want to assume its gender and all that! hell, it might not even identify as human, could be a wildebeestkin or some shit.
I think it’s the second item you list.
I hate it when somebody thinks that they have a “rule or regulation” they can use to assert their alleged superiority and basically just try to boss you around. It is part of the bullying and basic thuggery that so many used to get their way.
Bullying must be opposed whenever one is able.
Putting the fear of God, or fear of a good whoop ass on them is appropriate in many situations. Sam did it very peacefully and upon reading the words, she promised to respond to the threatened battery upon her children.
Peace appears will reign. Especially if it is Sheriff Tucker’s jurisdiction.
Those xir appear to have already been dipped in a nasty vat and Tabasco’s temperament is much better than those two xirs nasty temperament even after they recoiled in fear away from a truly kind and ferociously defensive mom.
Fear the wrath of the righteously justified, you xirs.
A wind shift continues. Fear it, xirs.
https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/apr/27/william-barr-orders-legal-action-against-governors/
The girls look as they are attentively learning another important life lesson. Texas life.
By the way, Sam’s the ringer in this interaction. Tabasco and Karen’s xir just wear nose rings.
Sam’s a hot redhead. The mistake is assuming that her beauty indicates a meek an compliant personality.
A meek and compliant redhead? Ha! The color-blindness is deep in that one.
The 3rd Law is NEVER Piss Off a Real Redhead
Red hair on such a lady as Sam is a lot like a Surgeon General’s warning or the bright color on a coral snake.
Yeah… I realized the dichotomy after the fact.
It’s sort of clear the poorly colored hair on one of them conciders that it gives them a dominant member status
… so it should at least be aware of what the red hair means.
Looks like there is a new candidate for the Hungry Heifer calendar
That’s an insult to heifers everywhere.
Used to have a word for them in the Nevada desert: Buffarillos.
You up here in the high desert?
Spent a fair amount of time at NAS Fallon and on the various ranges around there. Been years, though.
Does the “All you can eat, Feeding Frenzy for two” come with both “Beff” AND “Loobster”?
Does Jo have a “Clint Eastwood” module?
Looks like the beginning of a remake. Call this one The Beautiful, the Evil, and the Fugly.
Karen’s are world-wide, but the nez-pierce asshatery shoulda been limited to Austin, not out in the border-boonies where the ranch is?
Still waiting for Mr. Barr’s comment to the effect the reparations suit against the CCP for their lax containment system starting a world wide pandemic has been initiated.
Or the case against Centaur Schumer threatening the SCOTUS. Or both…
“Centaur Schumer.” I like it, even if Chuckie IS only the back half of a Centaur…
Some are Lesbians by Choice, some by Chance; others out of Grim Necessity…
Eternal truth….
Young Ladies watch MOM. Teach ya how to handle assholes.
Notice that Karen and ‘xir’ are not distancing from each other?
Do as I say, not as I do
Notice also that neither is wearing a mask.
You mean those are their ACTUAL faces? Avert your eyes! Man does not behold the face of the Gorgon and live!
Zar Belk!
Why will “my partner” call the police?
What’s the matter with you calling the police?
Both your arms broken?
You too dumb to know how to dial a phone?
They tag-team because the Beta does the calling while the Alpha continues to lecture. The point being to continue to feel the burn of her self-assumed moral superiority.
That’s what you get when people decide to worship themselves.
clear ether
eon
The police probably have her number blocked.
Bounces to the county coroner. Which happens to be the last time I voted for a Democrat.
Triggally Puff Lives!
And time has definitely not been kind to her.
“Bullseye” LOL LOL LOL 😀 😀 😀
Better description than mine…….MUCH better.
I’d almost forgotten about her.
She’s lost about 200 lbs. 150 more to go.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trigglypuff
I was thinking the same thing.
This has ALL the makings of a great story line!
And in the next scene, Sam slowly stops drinking her milkshake before going full Dirty Harry on both creatures, towering over them in the street, and saying: Do you feel lucky punks? Well, do you?
Neither thing will have time to wonder where Sam pulled her hand cannon from, as they will be left to ponder the enormous size of a muzzle when it is pointed at you.
I would absolutely LOVE to see what happens when one of those porkers touches one of the daughters.
Protective moms are blisteringly fast.
And I imagine that Sam isn’t just an expert marksman.
If Jo is just around the corner I’m pretty sure she would come to Sam’s quite fast… after all, a metric tonne of lard is still more than a two person lift.
Jo’s at the (nekked) swimmin’ hole with Skye and Naomi.
That was pretty much my thought when I first saw that 2nd panel. My 2nd thought was “Ain’t enough beer in Shiner – or Milwaukee for that matter – to make either one of ’em doable.”
Beer hell…..TEQUILA or MESCAL!!
Still not enough…………
There would need to be real desperation to service either one of them. The only thing I can think of is an Addict of any Drug, who has not had a fix in 72 hours and they had said drug.
Doesn’t matter how much there is…
I’m pretty sure I couldn’t drink as much as I’d have to
Wife’s foray yesterday into the wilds of Walmart and Publix went smoothly.
I’m proud of her keeping her response to the only Karen type to verbally engage her with a timid “I think you’re going the wrong way” down an aisle from behind her mask…but went quiet as Wifey locked her eyes as she walked slowly past, “Don’t worry about it…”
Lady made sure to keep her social (safety) distance after that.
I’m an elderly former redhead who walks with a cane thanks to losing an altercation with a Honda Gold Wing at 65 MPH a few years ago. By the time a bully figures out the bottom three inches of that aluminum shaft are poured full of bullet casting lead, his/her/its elbows and kneecaps will never be the same!
I use a cane myself most times…workplace injury
but it seems great minds think alike 😉
buckshot and epoxy work as well as cast metal and won’t slip
Why I carry an old-fashioned Bentwood cane instead of one of those aluminum things.
“Nothing like a good piece of hickory”
And your just carrying on the tradition of a Shillelagh.
and the stage is set…the sides are chosen…
can’t have a showdown without dramatic showdown ‘music’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLgJ7pk0X-s
What is the real ChiCom Virus death rate?
When they start playing with the numbers of what actually caused what, nobody knows and that’s their plan, to game the system to up their cases and their $. Always follow the $.
But there is a simple way to break out the covids and Candy O is onto it…flu deaths are way down from ‘18, like 80,000 to 20,000 or something. Yet the total of flu deaths combined with what are called for covid is the same now as then. As Candy says, just a coincidence no doubt.
So to update and reinforce the suspicion of manipulation, just quickly update the totals of the top ten causes of death from April 2019 and compare it to April 2020 before they are official record and subject to more manipulation…
The number from 20 minus the number from 19 is a very close estimation of true Deaths from the virus.
Not a huge number after all. And certainly not worth the wholesale dismantlement of the best American economy and future world prospects in history…but then that’s the plan.
https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1255150245266067458
https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1255138389080203267
Something I worked up to compare Mortality Rates (percentage of deaths vs, infected and Deaths per One Million of Population for the USA vs. European nations with nationalized healthcare.
28 April 219,000
Mortality Rates Deaths/MIL. POP.
USA————— 5.6 % —————–167
Italy –———— 13.5 % —————-441
France – ———14.1 % —————-350
UK – ————–13.6 % —————-305
Spain – ———–10.1 %—————-503
Belgium———–15.4 % —————622
Netherlands—– 11.8 % —————261
Sweden———– 11.8 % —————217
Norway———— 2.7 % —————–37
Denmark———– 4.9 % —————-73
Breaking news!
COVID-19 has dirt on the Clintons!
It should be dead and gone in less than a week!
#1. The real Triggerlypuff is Brunette, Not a Redhead.
#2. There are ugly Redheads.
#3. No one wants to see ugly Redheads.