I’m betting suppository. Serves him absolutely right.
January 26, 2018 at 3:06 am
JAK
If not, why not
January 26, 2018 at 9:40 pm
BeijaFlor
Justice would be served if it’s geodetic-survey grade. Not some little “micro” thing that doesn’t have the power to be tracked.
January 26, 2018 at 12:42 am
Swansonic
Yes
January 26, 2018 at 2:01 am
Too Tall
Both, and Tabasco the bull inserts it with his horns.
January 26, 2018 at 12:38 am
formwiz
As the FBI is going down the tubes, maybe they should just put Ron Jeremy in there with a camera.
January 26, 2018 at 1:15 am
TexasRazor
DEFINITELY a “hole in one” !
January 26, 2018 at 1:20 am
Kafiroon
Sam really really should have had Javier “clean” that phone before she ever brought it anywhere near their currant activities.
By now every hacker and governmental agent worth a damn has her on video.
January 26, 2018 at 9:48 am
GRUNT GI
HA! They should be so lucky! 🙂
Nope, all those gubmint agents are too busy bleach-cleaning FBI texts, Hillary’s emails, and Anthony’s Wiener to think about the awesomeness of Sam action videos.
January 26, 2018 at 1:23 am
NotYetInACamp
Ahole gets it in a hole.
January 26, 2018 at 1:33 am
Pete231
Insert Tab “A” into Slot “B”….. with extreme prejudice.
It’s hard to imagine that particular FBI serpent managed to find his way to Texas.
The beacon needs to be inserted such that the FBI serpent can’t remove it. Ouch.
January 26, 2018 at 9:11 am
eon
Attached to the brainstem, assuming that he actually has one.
clear ether
eon
January 26, 2018 at 12:39 pm
Interventor
Probably has a stem. Whether its connected to anything above is the rub.
January 26, 2018 at 2:44 am
John T. Block
“He dribbles he shoots, THE KID SCORES!!!”
Well played Mr. Allen, well played indeed….
January 26, 2018 at 3:54 am
JackDeth 72
“Insert”?
I’m guessing that’s even bloodier, messier and more painful than it sounds.
Rave on, Robot Overlord!
January 26, 2018 at 6:53 am
Deplorable B Woodman
As much fun as it is to imagine the tracker being inserted anally, it would be shat out within a day or two. No good.
Sub-cu would be ok, depending on where in the body it was inserted/injected. Somewhere along the spine would be good, difficult to reach, destroy or remove without doing more damage.
Intracranial…….painful going in, just as painful being removed…….good possibilities there. I think I like it.
January 26, 2018 at 9:00 am
DASTARDLY DAN
Not if he puts it in sideways and deploys the barbs
January 26, 2018 at 9:44 am
MasterDiver
Beat me to it!
Great (fiendish) minds, etc…
Zar Belk!
January 26, 2018 at 10:22 am
Pamela
Well since the guy is a dickless wonder, how about in one or both testicles? Maybe both. Yes, that’s the ticket.
January 26, 2018 at 8:55 am
WayneM
There was another Arnie movie… based on a short story… called “Total Recall” where a tracking device was removed from a different orifice as it’d been inserted in a sinus… I don’t think the bad agent wants to be awake for the insertion…
January 26, 2018 at 9:33 am
Doggo
I think there is way too much outside interaction going on. My family has technology-free meals. Do Sam and Zed need to start holding technology-free recreational activities. (The above suggestion does not include those electronic voyeurs on the outside of the fourth wall)
January 26, 2018 at 9:43 am
Pamela
“Are you two coming”?”
For what, the fourth or fifth time?
Chris sweetie, you are brilliant. Thank you!
January 26, 2018 at 9:55 am
majmike
Coming? Certainly breathing hard.
January 26, 2018 at 10:04 am
Old Codger
OT: Looks like the Fibbies’ IG may have found the missing texts. who has Looks like not everyone in the organization was so political. That or not everyone in the agency belonged to the secret society. Wouldn’t want to be the poor schmucks who get to comb through the 50K texts (how does somebody send 50K texts and still find time to do anything anyhow?) but I wouldn’t mind being the one who found the juicy stuff.
January 26, 2018 at 10:26 am
Pamela
You think they sent pictures…
January 26, 2018 at 3:33 pm
GRUNT GI
ARGH, let’s hope not. Personally, that does not sound appealing to me.
NOW, Sam pictures…that has a certain…interest..if you know what I mean.
😉
And yes, I’m sure you’d like some Zed pictures as well
* (peers over old man bifocals)*
January 26, 2018 at 10:57 pm
Pamela
Most assuredly some Zed pictures would be enjoyed.
I can’t help it, it’s the way I’m drawn. (ht to Jessica Rabbit)
Hmm, yeah I’m thinking it’s more the way Zed was drawn yesterday. 😉 Boy did look good, and those nail tracks on his ass was a master stroke (as it were) by his creator.
January 26, 2018 at 11:18 am
Spin Drift
The white haired gayboi on CNN last night spent his time trying to de-legitamentize the latest eFingBI transgressions under the banner of Conspiracy Think by the GOP. MSNBC had the same crap. I guess the Journolist still exists to coordinate media misdirection when the old fingers are caught in the cookie jar.
Only way to combat this is with the truth. We’ll never stop the liars from lying but we can get their message ignored.
As to insertion method, attach to prostate, proximal location, with rusty staples. Every time the ahole gets a stiffy, apply 50,000 volts DC.
Spin
Rope, Tree, Journalist, some assembly required
January 26, 2018 at 11:28 am
DonS
Am I the only one who hears the Terminator bot speaking with C3PO’s voice there?
Hilarious!
January 26, 2018 at 2:29 pm
Big Jim
Me too! LOLOL
January 26, 2018 at 9:43 pm
BeijaFlor
Now you tell us! That IS hilarious!!
January 26, 2018 at 11:29 am
'TreHammer
where’s spell check when you need it?
January 26, 2018 at 11:50 am
March Hare
“They’re alvays coming und goin und going und comin und alvays too soon!” (in my best Madeline Kahn voice.)
January 26, 2018 at 8:18 pm
Merle
What I can’t understand is why she’d even answer the phone at a time like that???
January 27, 2018 at 12:24 am
Warhorse
There’s probably a special ring for the security system, and everybody at the ranch knows better than to ignore it.
January 26, 2018 at 11:40 pm
Bill
Sounds painful. Unless you’re into that sort of thang. 50 shades of stainless?
January 26, 2018 at 11:55 pm
Pamela
You think maybe that’s what Hilz keeps in the basement…
43 Comments
Is the tracker subcutaneous or a suppository?
I’m betting suppository. Serves him absolutely right.
If not, why not
Justice would be served if it’s geodetic-survey grade. Not some little “micro” thing that doesn’t have the power to be tracked.
Yes
Both, and Tabasco the bull inserts it with his horns.
As the FBI is going down the tubes, maybe they should just put Ron Jeremy in there with a camera.
DEFINITELY a “hole in one” !
Sam really really should have had Javier “clean” that phone before she ever brought it anywhere near their currant activities.
By now every hacker and governmental agent worth a damn has her on video.
HA! They should be so lucky! 🙂
Nope, all those gubmint agents are too busy bleach-cleaning FBI texts, Hillary’s emails, and Anthony’s Wiener to think about the awesomeness of Sam action videos.
Ahole gets it in a hole.
Insert Tab “A” into Slot “B”….. with extreme prejudice.
“Are you two coming?”
“Yyyeeessssss!”
And trackers work best inserted intracranially.
insert, remove quickly, repeat
I STILL say Wade and Zed shot the wrong snakes!
It’s hard to imagine that particular FBI serpent managed to find his way to Texas.
The beacon needs to be inserted such that the FBI serpent can’t remove it. Ouch.
Attached to the brainstem, assuming that he actually has one.
clear ether
eon
Probably has a stem. Whether its connected to anything above is the rub.
“He dribbles he shoots, THE KID SCORES!!!”
Well played Mr. Allen, well played indeed….
“Insert”?
I’m guessing that’s even bloodier, messier and more painful than it sounds.
Rave on, Robot Overlord!
As much fun as it is to imagine the tracker being inserted anally, it would be shat out within a day or two. No good.
Sub-cu would be ok, depending on where in the body it was inserted/injected. Somewhere along the spine would be good, difficult to reach, destroy or remove without doing more damage.
Intracranial…….painful going in, just as painful being removed…….good possibilities there. I think I like it.
Not if he puts it in sideways and deploys the barbs
Beat me to it!
Great (fiendish) minds, etc…
Zar Belk!
Well since the guy is a dickless wonder, how about in one or both testicles? Maybe both. Yes, that’s the ticket.
There was another Arnie movie… based on a short story… called “Total Recall” where a tracking device was removed from a different orifice as it’d been inserted in a sinus… I don’t think the bad agent wants to be awake for the insertion…
I think there is way too much outside interaction going on. My family has technology-free meals. Do Sam and Zed need to start holding technology-free recreational activities. (The above suggestion does not include those electronic voyeurs on the outside of the fourth wall)
“Are you two coming”?”
For what, the fourth or fifth time?
Chris sweetie, you are brilliant. Thank you!
Coming? Certainly breathing hard.
OT: Looks like the Fibbies’ IG may have found the missing texts. who has Looks like not everyone in the organization was so political. That or not everyone in the agency belonged to the secret society. Wouldn’t want to be the poor schmucks who get to comb through the 50K texts (how does somebody send 50K texts and still find time to do anything anyhow?) but I wouldn’t mind being the one who found the juicy stuff.
You think they sent pictures…
ARGH, let’s hope not. Personally, that does not sound appealing to me.
NOW, Sam pictures…that has a certain…interest..if you know what I mean.
😉
And yes, I’m sure you’d like some Zed pictures as well
* (peers over old man bifocals)*
Most assuredly some Zed pictures would be enjoyed.
I can’t help it, it’s the way I’m drawn. (ht to Jessica Rabbit)
Hmm, yeah I’m thinking it’s more the way Zed was drawn yesterday. 😉 Boy did look good, and those nail tracks on his ass was a master stroke (as it were) by his creator.
The white haired gayboi on CNN last night spent his time trying to de-legitamentize the latest eFingBI transgressions under the banner of Conspiracy Think by the GOP. MSNBC had the same crap. I guess the Journolist still exists to coordinate media misdirection when the old fingers are caught in the cookie jar.
Only way to combat this is with the truth. We’ll never stop the liars from lying but we can get their message ignored.
As to insertion method, attach to prostate, proximal location, with rusty staples. Every time the ahole gets a stiffy, apply 50,000 volts DC.
Spin
Rope, Tree, Journalist, some assembly required
Am I the only one who hears the Terminator bot speaking with C3PO’s voice there?
Hilarious!
Me too! LOLOL
Now you tell us! That IS hilarious!!
where’s spell check when you need it?
“They’re alvays coming und goin und going und comin und alvays too soon!” (in my best Madeline Kahn voice.)
What I can’t understand is why she’d even answer the phone at a time like that???
There’s probably a special ring for the security system, and everybody at the ranch knows better than to ignore it.
Sounds painful. Unless you’re into that sort of thang. 50 shades of stainless?
You think maybe that’s what Hilz keeps in the basement…