Chris~ I love you to pieces. Ow my side.
This one is true, choice and spot on.
May 10, 2017 at 11:22 pm
WayneM
Thanks for the warning. I set aside my drink just in time…
Chris, so much awesome!!
May 10, 2017 at 8:16 pm
Grunt GI
Actually, I think the more correct answer is “Because Hillary is power crazy pussy pocket dyke.”
Just saying’
Oh, and love Anatoly and Naomi…more please!
May 11, 2017 at 10:49 am
Pamela
I wonder what she has up her sleeve…
May 11, 2017 at 7:55 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
Naomi is wearing sleeves?
May 11, 2017 at 8:57 pm
Pamela
Hey DBW
I was referencing the comment Grunt GI made as to her being a “power crazy pussy pocket dyke.”
A sleeve is another term for the male masturbatory aid aka pocket pussy.
May 11, 2017 at 9:21 pm
Swansonic
Ewwww.
And ewww!
May 10, 2017 at 8:22 pm
Tim Moyer
Echos Pam on that, read that and almost did the same…….ROFLOL! Spot on ! I have a co-worker from Ukranie, really nice guy! He’s just like ‘Toly…”why you like this War Stars?” Etc. I’ve introduced him to DBD…”Oh My Lord, Babushka , Is her” He likes the strip too. Chris, I busted a gut and had to get another coffee, Thank you. 🙂
May 10, 2017 at 8:35 pm
Ozymandias
It’s hard to sum up a person with just one word, but with Hillary, “bitch” is a pretty good place to start.
May 10, 2017 at 10:26 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
A journey of a thousand descriptions begins with a single step.
May 10, 2017 at 8:36 pm
JSStryker
Chris, not only did you just hit this one out of the park, it is headed for orbit!
May 10, 2017 at 8:51 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
Given Shrillary’s (supposed) sexual preferences, the only part I might argue about would be “cock-holster”, but I’m too busy laughing and trying to get up off the floor.
May 11, 2017 at 4:39 am
Bill G
“Strap-on wielding” might be more appropriate.
May 10, 2017 at 9:14 pm
formwiz
Toly hit all the bases.
May 11, 2017 at 10:56 am
Pamela
And slid in for a home run for the 5th time
May 11, 2017 at 7:56 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
(that’s what SHE said)
May 10, 2017 at 10:04 pm
Delilah T.
Fell of chair laughing. Startled cats.
Still laughing.
You could add ‘bitch on wheels’ and not exaggerate one bit. I’m waiting for her head to develop a leak and then the hydrogen starts leaking out.
May 10, 2017 at 10:10 pm
AlexJ
Is it just me or in panel one, Tolly kinda-sorta sporting a Zed vibe? Just sayin…
May 10, 2017 at 10:34 pm
KenH
Got it in ONE, Son
May 10, 2017 at 11:17 pm
NotYetInACamp
DA! Is guut!
I am feeling slightly slighted by the bitch. I am not Slav. I am Magyar and Celtic.
I am in sympathy with the Slavs right now. “Toly speaks truth.
May 10, 2017 at 11:55 pm
Polly Cy
I’ll see your Magyar and Celt and raise you a Greek and Swedish.
May 11, 2017 at 7:40 am
MasterDiver
I’ll see your Greek and Swede, and raise you a Pole and a Tartar.
Zar Belk!
May 11, 2017 at 8:34 am
Unca Walt
Raise you an Alpha Centaurian and Alderan IV mix.
(It needed to be said.)
May 11, 2017 at 1:05 pm
Bill M
All in with a Lithuanian, English, German mix!
May 11, 2017 at 9:20 am
Delilah T.
Ha! Scottish, Irish, German, Norman French, Cornish, English, and just a teensy-weensy drop of Sicilian from WAAAAYYY back.
May 11, 2017 at 8:07 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
Ok. I’ll play…..Scottish, English, Polish, a touch of native American (East coast tribe, not sure which). Born in Germany.
May 11, 2017 at 1:28 pm
NotYetInACamp
It’s all good.
(Don’t read my avatar. Illegal Andromeda alien)
May 10, 2017 at 11:42 pm
Polly Cy
[Snork] Молодец. (Clever boy.)
May 10, 2017 at 11:58 pm
Pamela
But where is the Tardis
May 11, 2017 at 12:00 am
Polly Cy
Well, relatively speaking…
May 11, 2017 at 12:15 am
Swansonic
It’s masquerading as the helicopter, of course. It can carry and a lot more than you think…
May 11, 2017 at 1:29 pm
NotYetInACamp
Their TARDIS chameleon circuit may be working?
May 11, 2017 at 2:46 pm
Pamela
It only works when it is traveling Across the 8th Dimension!
May 11, 2017 at 9:24 pm
Swansonic
When it’s not a Police Box or a Pipe Organ….
I recall it being a pipe organ in an alleyway once…
Don’t say c–t y’all. Cock, pussy, and bitch are okay though. Go figure.
May 11, 2017 at 5:26 am
Bill G
Another way to fail to dress it up could be “She is pussy-breathed, power-mad, rotating pathological liar”.
Akin to a rotating son-of-a-bitch.
May 11, 2017 at 9:51 am
John D. Egbert
To borrow from a best friend of long standing: “She’s a 14-carat, 17-jewel, pluperfect revolving bitch.”
May 11, 2017 at 7:00 am
Henry
Ka-BOOM! Anatoly’s the greatest!
May 11, 2017 at 7:08 am
Halley
Actually, it has never been confirmed that uber-fox Miss Rodham self-identifies as female (any of the 53 female genders) at all…
May 11, 2017 at 7:43 am
JW
🙂 !
May 11, 2017 at 7:44 am
eon
Somebody (I think it was Charles Krauthammer-?) said way back in the Nineties that the trouble with the Clintons was that Bill is dangerously stupid, and Hillary is stupidly dangerous.
I’ve always maintained that you have to see the 1949 Robert Rosson movie All The King’s Men starring Broderick Crawford as Willie Stark (a thinly-disguised Huey Long) to understand Bill Clinton. Ultimately, he’s a corrupt ward-heeler driven mainly by greed, arrogance, and his libido.
Also, you have to watch the 1962 John Frankenheimer movie The Manchurian Candidate, with Angela Lansbury as Mrs. Iselin, to understand Hillary Clinton.
(Incidentally, it took a long time for me to “warm up” to Murder, She Wrote, because of first having seen Angela Lansbury in that movie. I literally had difficulty processing her as the really nice lady she played as Jessica Fletcher, and actually is in real life- her performance as Mrs. Iselin was that overpowering. She really is an amazing actress.)
Both the Clintons are pathological liars. Having grown up in a family with two of same (aunts), I know the surest test of this is that they will lie even when telling the truth would be to their advantage- just to see if they can get away with it. It’s a thrill to them. My two idiot aunts did that all the time, and so do the Clintons.
More to the point, the Hillary/Mrs. Iselin resemblance is in that she came on the national stage as a hardcore leftist who was all set and ready to surrender the United States to the Soviet Union- only to see the USSR collapse like the house of cards it always was. After that, the main things that motivated her, and still do, are power and revenge.
You could easily imagine Hillary saying this;
Mrs. Iselin: I know you will never entirely comprehend this, Raymond, but you must believe I did not know it would be you. I served them. I fought for them. I’m on the point of winning for them the greatest foothold they would ever have in this country. And they paid me back by taking your soul away from you. I told them to build me an assassin. I wanted a killer from a world filled with killers and they chose you because they thought it would bind me closer to them.
[Puts her hands on Raymond’s face]
Mrs. Iselin: But now, we have come almost to the end. One last step. And then when I take power, they will be pulled down and ground into dirt for what they did to you. And what they did in so contemptuously underestimating me.
[Kisses Raymond on the forehead, then his cheek, then on his lips]
and this;
You are to shoot the presidential nominee through the head. And Johnny will rise gallantly to his feet and lift Ben Arthur’s body in his arms, stand in front of the microphones and begin to speak. The speech is short. But it’s the most rousing speech I’ve ever read. It’s been worked on, here and in Russia, on and off, for over eight years. I shall force someone to take the body away from him and Johnny will really hit those microphones and those cameras with blood all over him, fighting off anyone who tries to help him, defending America even if it means his own death, rallying a nation of television viewers to hysteria, to sweep us up into the White House with powers that will make martial law seem like anarchy!
Giving her power is rather like making a serial killer a monarch. It’s not a matter of if there will be a bloodbath, it’s more a matter of when, where, and the size of the body count.
And ultimately, it will be because she’s the sort who wakes up at 0300 with the sneaking suspicion that somewhere, somebody is not worshiping her. And decides that that somebody has to be “made an example of”.
Another word for that is “insane”. And that’s pretty much what she is.
clear ether
eon
May 11, 2017 at 1:46 pm
NotYetInACamp
Ah, an example of Hillary’s private position, and public presentation. Hidden agendas and such,
Trump needs to get more swamp drainers and cleaners into the action.
May 11, 2017 at 10:05 am
Spin Drift
Mr. Eon:
Bingo on the Cankles. I didn’t so much as support Trump as run asymmetric warfare on the BOW. Instead of giving money to the RNC I had my own sayings printed up and distributed in my neck of the woods. Stuff like “Cankles the Clown to run your Town” and other less savory verbiage. Directly supporting Trump was a non starter to the ones who would not vote for him anyway. Giving them a reason to not vote for “her” would be a vote for saving us. Our little section of Alabama did not go as “blue” as it should have. I like to think I helped.
Ok, with that said, here is you spew, brain bleach, eye bleach, I now need a bullet to the cranium alert: What’s Bills greatest obstacle to having relations with Hillary? Sliding down her depends.
eon, all that is wanting now is a movie of where she is now…cold, alone, frustrated, desperate, defeated…and soon to be dead, without ever playing out the part of Ms. Lansbury for which she so pined and prepared. But who would make it?
Spin, the greatest obstacle for Slick Willy having his “relations” with it (shudder), is what he would likely find after sliding down those depends.
May 11, 2017 at 1:43 pm
NotYetInACamp
Now you are grossing me out. Even a brief slip of that imagery past my defenses is disgusting. You, importunately, unfortunately, hit that target. Eye bleach therapy shall commence.
D’nesh Desouza’s (spelling) Hillary’s America, a history of the democrat party, explains much.
I am NOT showing that to my wife as I am sure it would encourage her even more to add to the 5-cat menagerie (3 actual cats, 2 defacto cat Chihuahuas) already in place.
I am happy they make her happy, and they all like me while I myself am rather neutral on them…but they say animals and little children are the best judges and both tend to be attracted to me so I can take some comfort in that I guess.
But we (I) don’t need more so keep your cute widdle kitty vid!
May 11, 2017 at 5:34 pm
Pamela
I know what you mean JT. I have 3 cats plus one that started visiting as a kitten. The boys brought him to visit.
I just wanted to sooth the traumatic injury to NYIAC’s eyes and higher brain functions.
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*SPEW ALERT*
Chris~ I love you to pieces. Ow my side.
This one is true, choice and spot on.
Thanks for the warning. I set aside my drink just in time…
Chris, so much awesome!!
Actually, I think the more correct answer is “Because Hillary is power crazy pussy pocket dyke.”
Just saying’
Oh, and love Anatoly and Naomi…more please!
I wonder what she has up her sleeve…
Naomi is wearing sleeves?
Hey DBW
I was referencing the comment Grunt GI made as to her being a “power crazy pussy pocket dyke.”
A sleeve is another term for the male masturbatory aid aka pocket pussy.
Ewwww.
And ewww!
Echos Pam on that, read that and almost did the same…….ROFLOL! Spot on ! I have a co-worker from Ukranie, really nice guy! He’s just like ‘Toly…”why you like this War Stars?” Etc. I’ve introduced him to DBD…”Oh My Lord, Babushka , Is her” He likes the strip too. Chris, I busted a gut and had to get another coffee, Thank you. 🙂
It’s hard to sum up a person with just one word, but with Hillary, “bitch” is a pretty good place to start.
A journey of a thousand descriptions begins with a single step.
Chris, not only did you just hit this one out of the park, it is headed for orbit!
Given Shrillary’s (supposed) sexual preferences, the only part I might argue about would be “cock-holster”, but I’m too busy laughing and trying to get up off the floor.
“Strap-on wielding” might be more appropriate.
Toly hit all the bases.
And slid in for a home run for the 5th time
(that’s what SHE said)
Fell of chair laughing. Startled cats.
Still laughing.
You could add ‘bitch on wheels’ and not exaggerate one bit. I’m waiting for her head to develop a leak and then the hydrogen starts leaking out.
Is it just me or in panel one, Tolly kinda-sorta sporting a Zed vibe? Just sayin…
Got it in ONE, Son
DA! Is guut!
I am feeling slightly slighted by the bitch. I am not Slav. I am Magyar and Celtic.
I am in sympathy with the Slavs right now. “Toly speaks truth.
I’ll see your Magyar and Celt and raise you a Greek and Swedish.
I’ll see your Greek and Swede, and raise you a Pole and a Tartar.
Zar Belk!
Raise you an Alpha Centaurian and Alderan IV mix.
(It needed to be said.)
All in with a Lithuanian, English, German mix!
Ha! Scottish, Irish, German, Norman French, Cornish, English, and just a teensy-weensy drop of Sicilian from WAAAAYYY back.
Ok. I’ll play…..Scottish, English, Polish, a touch of native American (East coast tribe, not sure which). Born in Germany.
It’s all good.
(Don’t read my avatar. Illegal Andromeda alien)
[Snork] Молодец. (Clever boy.)
But where is the Tardis
Well, relatively speaking…
It’s masquerading as the helicopter, of course. It can carry and a lot more than you think…
Their TARDIS chameleon circuit may be working?
It only works when it is traveling Across the 8th Dimension!
When it’s not a Police Box or a Pipe Organ….
I recall it being a pipe organ in an alleyway once…
Don’t say c–t y’all. Cock, pussy, and bitch are okay though. Go figure.
Another way to fail to dress it up could be “She is pussy-breathed, power-mad, rotating pathological liar”.
Akin to a rotating son-of-a-bitch.
To borrow from a best friend of long standing: “She’s a 14-carat, 17-jewel, pluperfect revolving bitch.”
Ka-BOOM! Anatoly’s the greatest!
Actually, it has never been confirmed that uber-fox Miss Rodham self-identifies as female (any of the 53 female genders) at all…
🙂 !
Somebody (I think it was Charles Krauthammer-?) said way back in the Nineties that the trouble with the Clintons was that Bill is dangerously stupid, and Hillary is stupidly dangerous.
I’ve always maintained that you have to see the 1949 Robert Rosson movie All The King’s Men starring Broderick Crawford as Willie Stark (a thinly-disguised Huey Long) to understand Bill Clinton. Ultimately, he’s a corrupt ward-heeler driven mainly by greed, arrogance, and his libido.
Also, you have to watch the 1962 John Frankenheimer movie The Manchurian Candidate, with Angela Lansbury as Mrs. Iselin, to understand Hillary Clinton.
(Incidentally, it took a long time for me to “warm up” to Murder, She Wrote, because of first having seen Angela Lansbury in that movie. I literally had difficulty processing her as the really nice lady she played as Jessica Fletcher, and actually is in real life- her performance as Mrs. Iselin was that overpowering. She really is an amazing actress.)
Both the Clintons are pathological liars. Having grown up in a family with two of same (aunts), I know the surest test of this is that they will lie even when telling the truth would be to their advantage- just to see if they can get away with it. It’s a thrill to them. My two idiot aunts did that all the time, and so do the Clintons.
More to the point, the Hillary/Mrs. Iselin resemblance is in that she came on the national stage as a hardcore leftist who was all set and ready to surrender the United States to the Soviet Union- only to see the USSR collapse like the house of cards it always was. After that, the main things that motivated her, and still do, are power and revenge.
You could easily imagine Hillary saying this;
and this;
Giving her power is rather like making a serial killer a monarch. It’s not a matter of if there will be a bloodbath, it’s more a matter of when, where, and the size of the body count.
And ultimately, it will be because she’s the sort who wakes up at 0300 with the sneaking suspicion that somewhere, somebody is not worshiping her. And decides that that somebody has to be “made an example of”.
Another word for that is “insane”. And that’s pretty much what she is.
clear ether
eon
Ah, an example of Hillary’s private position, and public presentation. Hidden agendas and such,
Trump needs to get more swamp drainers and cleaners into the action.
Mr. Eon:
Bingo on the Cankles. I didn’t so much as support Trump as run asymmetric warfare on the BOW. Instead of giving money to the RNC I had my own sayings printed up and distributed in my neck of the woods. Stuff like “Cankles the Clown to run your Town” and other less savory verbiage. Directly supporting Trump was a non starter to the ones who would not vote for him anyway. Giving them a reason to not vote for “her” would be a vote for saving us. Our little section of Alabama did not go as “blue” as it should have. I like to think I helped.
Ok, with that said, here is you spew, brain bleach, eye bleach, I now need a bullet to the cranium alert: What’s Bills greatest obstacle to having relations with Hillary? Sliding down her depends.
Spin
“Oh the humanity”
Spin, even Bill isn’t that desperate
eon, all that is wanting now is a movie of where she is now…cold, alone, frustrated, desperate, defeated…and soon to be dead, without ever playing out the part of Ms. Lansbury for which she so pined and prepared. But who would make it?
Spin, the greatest obstacle for Slick Willy having his “relations” with it (shudder), is what he would likely find after sliding down those depends.
Now you are grossing me out. Even a brief slip of that imagery past my defenses is disgusting. You, importunately, unfortunately, hit that target. Eye bleach therapy shall commence.
D’nesh Desouza’s (spelling) Hillary’s America, a history of the democrat party, explains much.
This might help as mind bleach:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPW010mZg_o
I am NOT showing that to my wife as I am sure it would encourage her even more to add to the 5-cat menagerie (3 actual cats, 2 defacto cat Chihuahuas) already in place.
I am happy they make her happy, and they all like me while I myself am rather neutral on them…but they say animals and little children are the best judges and both tend to be attracted to me so I can take some comfort in that I guess.
But we (I) don’t need more so keep your cute widdle kitty vid!
I know what you mean JT. I have 3 cats plus one that started visiting as a kitten. The boys brought him to visit.
I just wanted to sooth the traumatic injury to NYIAC’s eyes and higher brain functions.