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  • August 9, 2016 at 9:42 pm
    Malatrope

    The DNC needs to buy a new model from Boston Dynamics. At least the damned thing would work properly.

    • August 10, 2016 at 12:33 am

      Yeah, but they’re too noisy.

      • August 10, 2016 at 9:40 am
        B Woodman

        All the better to drown out what she’s saying.

  • August 9, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    She is not a friend of Sarah Connor. PULL HER PLUG!

    • August 9, 2016 at 10:05 pm

      From yesterday ‘… a seizure-prone wreck…’ Seizures can lead to stroke. Mark my words. She’s showing these symptoms now, more damage can follow.

      • August 9, 2016 at 10:11 pm
        KenH

        GOOD
        Die, Beastc*nt, DIE

      • August 10, 2016 at 3:15 pm
        Roger

        KenH, I can totally imagine her having a major stroke and being left a vegetable, yet her moronic followers would still vote her in as president!!!

  • August 9, 2016 at 9:50 pm
    formwiz

    It’s getting better. See the ID of her body man.

  • August 9, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    “She’s even hurting libruls.” No. Nothing hurts libruls. The believe in magic. All lies are acceptable if they further their ends.

    • August 9, 2016 at 10:11 pm
      B Woodman

      And the libtards say she’s hurting them, as if that were a bad thing. Welll. .. . . .maybe it is. . . .to them. But personally, me, I’m doing a quiet Happy Dance. The full blown LOL rampaging through the back yard will be on 20 January when The Donald is sworn in as president.

  • August 9, 2016 at 10:21 pm
    V328

    After reading yesterday’s toon and relevant link we don’t need another dictator who will lock up under pressure and may need a steady supply of Valium to keep sane… Recall…Adolf Hitler, amphetamine addict; Joseph Stalin, alcoholic; Mao Tse Tung, addicted to barbiturates.

    • August 9, 2016 at 10:59 pm
      eon

      On the plus side, all three of those murderous bastards were the rulers of our enemies.

      Having one like them ruling us is strongly contraindicated. I’m not particularly anxious to see a random city in “Flyover Country” nuked just because Hillary wants to show everybody who’s boss.

      clear ether

      eon

    • August 10, 2016 at 2:34 pm
      interventor

      Stalin had syphillis. His brain looked like Swiss cheese.

  • August 9, 2016 at 10:23 pm
    Pamela

    The Mills Brothers said it best “You always hurt the one you love, the one you shouldn’t hurt at all”

    She has the strangest way of expressing affection towards those she professes care and concern. Warped thy name is Hilly.

    • August 10, 2016 at 12:16 am
      Ozymandias

      The only thing she cares about is herself. What I don’t understand is why she lies even when there’s no purpose to it.

      • August 10, 2016 at 7:52 am
        PaulS

        She has a grift.

      • August 10, 2016 at 8:25 am
        eon

        She and Bill are like one of my aunts. Lying isn’t just a tool to them, it’s somewhere between a hobby and a religion. Which was my aunt to the life.

        That bitch was a compulsive liar, who not only couldn’t help herself, she didn’t want to. She would tell a lie even when the truth would be to her benefit, just to see if she could get away with it.

        For some people, that’s a thrill right up there with the rush from doing a line of coke.

        When Bill or Hillary lie, it’s not just because they need to, it’s because they’re having an orgasm just thinking about fooling everybody one more time.

        The only time either one tells the truth is when they’re pandering to the extreme left wing of their own clique. Because that lot knows that when Bill and Hillary sound “moderate”, they’re bullshitting everybody else. The extreme left are in on the joke, as it were, and groove on the way B&H pull the wool over everybody else’s eyes.

        Their collective contempt and hatred for everybody else on Earth knows no bounds. They’d all be far happier if the rest of the human race did not exist. Then they would have “Holy Mother Gaia” all to themselves and could create their Utopia minus all the “undesirables”.

        Of course, they’d never dare tell anyone else that. Which is yet another reason they invariably lie to everyone else.

        clear ether

        eon

      • August 10, 2016 at 11:30 am
        Old Codger

        I don’t know about Hildabeast, but Willy Jeff is supposed to prefer to lie to see if his hearer is smart enough to catch the lie. For him it truly is a hobby and one in which he seem to take great pleasure. HRC clearly is quite comfortable prevaricating but I’m not sure she actually enjoys it the way Willy Jeff is said to.

      • August 10, 2016 at 11:59 am

        He lies for head but takes pleasure in the sport of it.

        She lies for gain but takes psychopathic pleasure in it.

        Can’t stress this enough. We have not seen the evil Clinton; any thinking that the beast will be an extension of the bubba reign are in for a rude, crude, and catastrophic surprise if (when) that bitch gets in.

      • August 10, 2016 at 2:30 pm
        Pamela

        Ah the old A Arc group think verses the B Arc reality.
        They are small in soul people who must outshine all.
        Fading burnt out moons reflecting nothing of substance.
        Black holes sucking anything which crosses their path.

  • August 9, 2016 at 10:25 pm
    Kafiroon

    Well, it is the self destruct shorting out. I keep waiting to see sparks come out her ears. Or maybe allah will get her and the self destruct works.

  • August 9, 2016 at 11:02 pm
    eon

    Progressive definition of “common sense gun control”;

    “Only our minions have guns. If you peasants do not shut up and obey us, our minions will kill you. Q.E.D.”

    It’s really just that simple.

    clear ether

    eon

    • August 9, 2016 at 11:05 pm

      Try intentionally misunderstanding what someone said, making it an implied threat when it was not.

      Tacky, tacky, tacky. Paranoid much, bitch?

      • August 10, 2016 at 12:43 am
        NotYetInACamp

        If those believers in the Second Amendment get registered and then make sure that they vote, then Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States of America.

        Ballots are easier than bullets.
        Let us use every weapon in the arsenal. Voting is a great weapon that has great power that we must use. Same with all who believe that the Bible is something given to us. Christians registering and voting will also win the day. We are not electing a pastor, or the return of Christ. We are electing a flawed man, like everyone else is flawed. We then hope that he will do his best to do good in the world first for our nation, and then for Western Civilization, and then the world.
        If you had crazed sociopaths heading toward you armed and spouting intentions to kill you, would you not pick up the weapon at hand and use it to defend yourself? The weapon at hand is the ballot. May all good people pick up that ballot and use it.
        God has always approved of self defense when appropriate. It is appropriate. Gun owners, Pick Up Your ballot and fire/vote.

        Using your ballot to protect your God given rights is common sense gun control. Preserve the Second Amendment. Vote.

        Common sense gun control is also encouraging all good people to have guns. The more good people control guns, the more common sense we will have.

      • August 10, 2016 at 1:31 am
        Will Cushman

        Excellent summation, NYIAC.

      • August 10, 2016 at 1:47 am

        So, your implication is that box 3 still has a chance? I hope so. Mail. Soap. Ballot. Bullet. Let us pray there is hope for “Ballot”.

      • August 10, 2016 at 8:01 am
        PaulS

        I’d like to think that our ballots have a 100% accuracy, but I have become cynical about that.

        “Dust off and nuke ‘m from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.”

      • August 10, 2016 at 9:23 am
        NotYetInACamp

        I have fought ballot fraud for over 30 years. It takes persistence to defeat it. Landslides are hard to beat, but not impossible. I find that they are less successful when you make them work harder. It also costs them more and will leave people who can talk.
        The Paper ballot scanned, then results phoned in from the precinct to election headquarters, with the ballot being kept secure and then recounted after taken to election headquarters, is the best waty. It is ony at risk to the Old Time Ballot Theft. And costly to steal. I only had people successfully impliment that over part of Florida before some counties yelled fowl and obtained economic hardships. The “Black Bo” voting is the easiest to steal. There is no paper trail. Maybe exit polls at a certain level of certainty could be used to fight those.
        I also believe that every person voting without an ID should at least have their photo taken, and, maybe fingerprints, with the ballot remaining in a conditional box until the ID is verified, maybe only using them if an election is close. The threat of felony prosecution, though never used, is a good idea. They would claim the threat of a felony is voter suppression.

        As to the “from orbit” thingee. I am still going to be down here.

      • August 10, 2016 at 11:46 am
        Old Codger

        Sorry, but I disagree. I am convinced that box #4 is the only remaining option, terrible though that surely will be. I believe that in any voting district where the Dhimmicrats are in charge of the election process the final reported counts will bear at best a minimal resemblance to that which would have been reported by a truly non-partisan organization. With some districts having more ballots cast than registered voters while other districts experienced some candidates receiving 100% of votes, (and not in uncontested races) it is clear that the ballot box’s days as quantified expression of the will of the electorate are, if not over then surely numbered.

        Remember what Stalin said:
        “It is enough that the people know (believe? OC) there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.”

      • August 10, 2016 at 2:46 pm
        eon

        http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/438836/course-hillary-wants-abolish-second-amendment

        See also James O’Keefe’s encounter with a Clinton campaign bigwig. Who stated that when they talk about “moderate” gun-control laws, it’s just to keep people from realizing they intend to ban guns completely and punish owners enroute.

        The only way to enforce that is the use of lethal force. And progressives love to have that club to wave at everybody else, at home and abroad.

        They just never admit it to the Great Unwashed. Read what they say in their own little enclaves like New Republic, etc., to find out what they really think and want.

        You see, they think the “everybody else” they loathe are too stupid to be able to comprehend their brilliant prose in their own little domains. So that’s where they actually tell the truth about their dreams of tyranny. “For everybody else’s own good”, of course.

        Which translates to “doing whatever we want, to whoever we want, whenever we want, and they’re having two choices; suck it up or die”.

        That’s what you get from wannabee philosopher-kings who think they’re Plato. Or Darius the Great.

        clear ether

        eon

  • August 9, 2016 at 11:55 pm
    Dienekes

    Ann Barnhardt suggests that she is a “demonic narcissist”.

    As good an explanation as any, and better than most.

  • August 10, 2016 at 12:19 am

    There’s only one “safety” mode for that bitch, which DT referenced in his NRA comment today.

  • August 10, 2016 at 12:34 am
    Pete231

    Maybe they can get the Hildebeast a job in Westworld when her warranty expires. She’d fit in there perfectly because nothing ever goes wrong, goess wrong, goeeesss wrooong, goes wro……………………

  • August 10, 2016 at 12:58 am
    NotYetInACamp

    The Hill monster is definitely not like the loving robot grandmother from Facsimile, Inc. as portrayed in the 100th Twilight Zone Episode I Sing the Body Electric. Written by Ray Bradbury.
    Rod Serling’s final comments: “A fable? Most assuredly. But who’s to say at some distant moment there might be an assembly line producing a gentle product in the form of a grandmother, whose stock in trade is love? Fable, sure – but who’s to say?”

    Hillary is definitely not the product. Hillary’s stock in trade is not love, but hate, lies, division, power, death, control, and war.

    • August 10, 2016 at 12:25 pm

      I’d buy one of those sweet Grandmas. Too late now but my children got shorted in the grandparent department so when I first saw I Sing the Body Electric in reruns in the 70’s I thought I’d get my kids one of those!

      I still would. Kids are in their 30’s and 40’s now and I know tech and robotics are already too intrusive and pretty scary if they might make Electric Hillary’s. But these are my kids who missed a lot about family and love when family and love is all that matters. And this would be my Mom in law, so…And I’m still waiting on my damn Jetsons flying car too.

      BTW, Bradbury put script and embodiment to what Whitman said much before and kept that enigmatic title. I didn’t read his poem “I Sing The Body Electric” until years later, but anyone who knows the TZ episode should definitely read it and gain some insight.

  • August 10, 2016 at 1:43 am

    There is a cure for a computer virus. Complete purge and reprogram. Hitlery must be purged.

  • August 10, 2016 at 1:57 am
    JohninMd.(Help!?!!)

    Ever since college, the Clinton’s have had one purpose — to gain Wealth, Power, Influence, and Comfort for themselves. She outdid her master, Alinsky, by taking her act INSIDE the Government, instead of making demands from outside to go away and shut up. She has no class, no personality of her own, it’s why she’s covered Bills tracks with all the women he’s abused through his career, he has the charm and likability she could never muster. The Marriage is simply a business arraignment……

  • August 10, 2016 at 4:41 am
    Bill G

    There are many outside forces that would love to see us bloody ourselves and then jump in on a weakened and divided nation.
    Let us hope that all available people register and vote.
    And let’s hope for that short circuit/massive myocardial infarction.

    • August 10, 2016 at 4:44 am
      Bill G

      BTW, let’s consider for a moment the Left Stream Media’s response if Donny Boy said he had a short-circuit.
      And can’t we add JFK to the list of leaders who got strung out on pain-killers?

      • August 10, 2016 at 8:17 am

        But John F Kennedy was the last decent Democrat, as opposed to demoncraps since.

      • August 10, 2016 at 10:33 am

        cmb, one of our few disagreements. JFK was a charismatic socialist in the same vein as Willie and Zippy, he just didn’t have time, especially as allowed in a lameduck second term, to show his true color (red).

        Conjecture on my part the same as on the part of those who project that he would have been great, but the clues provided by someone with no regard for his own family and morality indicate that he would have little regard for ours.

        He is thought a champion for his actions re the Soviet attempt to establish a Cuban nuclear base. But not so much by the patriots he abandoned in the Bay of Pigs who could have shut down Communism right at our doorstep before we were all put at risk with JFK’s dangerous and unnecessary brinksmanship. How different might things have been all these years if Castro had been deposed by his own people in 1961 instead of waiting for a nuclear showdown in 1962 which made JFK look good but did nothing for, and sacrificed the future and the people of Cuba, and by extension, South Florida?

        He might have gone on to do great things. But in light of his personal frailties ala Slick C. and the context and environment of the 1960’s I doubt it and no one will ever know. He’s a star in the same vein as James Dean and others whose bright light got extinguished too soon, mighta woulda coulda shoulda.

        We do know how his charismatic dimocratic heirs turned out, not a very good indicator of Kennedy ’64-’68 and God forbid another one on his coattails ’68-’72.

      • August 10, 2016 at 7:15 pm
        Norm

        Let us not forget that he’s the one who turned Eisenhower’s “advisors” into combat troops in South VietNam. LBJ may have upped the ante with the Tonkin Gulf incident, but it was Kennedy who started America onto what became the VietNam war.

  • August 10, 2016 at 9:00 am
    RooftopVoter

    Chris, isn’t it about time Javier hacks into Hillary 2.0’s software for some “reprogramming”?

    I could envision some hilarity ( pun intended ) resulting.

    • August 10, 2016 at 10:58 am
      Chris Muir

      Ok, I’m stealing THIS.

      • August 10, 2016 at 3:28 pm
        S Hooks

        Just be sure he remembers to cover his tracks, else it’ll give the Feds another excuse to surveil and harass Zed’s ranch.

    • August 10, 2016 at 11:48 am
      Grunt GI

      HEH, can’t wait to see what Chris’s overly active imagination comes up with for this storyline….

      • August 10, 2016 at 2:04 pm
        Pamela

        Interesting. We have the barking mad scenario. I’m glad Javier is too young to implement any “Adult” programming into her cortical matrix.
        Hilly chasing Billy wanting to swallow the salami would be too too *insert words here*
        Maybe if she had done that, we would not be suffering from the current insanity.
        Oh and Hilly, don’t breath in while swallowing. Air changes the viscosity.
        Got that advice from a drag queen.

      • August 10, 2016 at 2:24 pm
        Grunt GI

        Ahhh, Pamela, thanks for that mind bleach exercise.

        🙂

        And, well, wow, you know some verrrry interesting people.

      • August 10, 2016 at 4:44 pm
        Pamela

        Grunt GI

        I’ve known Saints, Sinners, Good Men, Bad Boys and some who could not make up their minds. There were some that had a wrench tossed at their retreating backsides when liberties were taken without permission.
        Rule of thumb-Never piss off a real redhead.
        Making a deal with the Devil is a far a safer enterprise.

  • August 10, 2016 at 9:34 am
    Steveb919

    When I heard the Hildabeast bark I thought to myself that dog won’t hunt.

  • August 10, 2016 at 10:51 am
    • August 10, 2016 at 11:38 am
      The 300

      It’s the only way he could get that little dacha he always wanted.

  • August 10, 2016 at 12:08 pm
    Old Codger

    (apologies in advance for the length of this post. OC)
    Thanks to a piece I read on Sipsey Street Irregulars, I believe we know what to expect from a HRC presidency regarding abuses of government power (think Lois Lerner’s group on steroids). I believe the redoubtable James Wesley Rawls is almost prescient – although he may have actually been conservative.
    Here is Rawles’ expected list of blatant and even criminal abuses of government power. (find it at https://survivalblog.com/madame-clintons-coming-war-on-the-blogosphere-and-your-countermeasures/)

    The Department of Justice (DOJ) will be used to selectively prosecute dissenters for “hate speech”. For instance, simply objecting to illegal immigration or state sponsored relocation of Muslims will be called “evidence of hate.” They will also declare blogs, news sites, and podcasts to be “public accommodations” and hence saddle them with a long list of new restrictions that would effectively muzzle them from making any comments opposed to HRC’s agenda and “protected” classes. Even the use of “trigger words” could be restricted.

    The Securities Exchange Commission (SEC) will be used to target dissenters who make any comments about any corporations, mutual funds, or banks, for “operating as unregistered investment advisors”.

    The Federal Election Commission (FEC) will be used to target Libertarians and other dissenters for “unlawful campaigning”.

    The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) will use their newly-assumed powers over the Internet to enforce a new radicalized version of the moribund Fairness Doctrine upon bloggers, vloggers (video bloggers), podcasters, as well as newspapermen, magazine writers, and talk radio hosts. Under this new and improved fairness policy, any media outlet that is deemed a public accommodation will be forced to free of charge provide equal space to assorted perverts, leftists, and Social Justice Warriors. Failure to do so will open up these news outlets to both criminal prosecution and costly civil lawsuits.

    The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) will be used to selectively audit tax filings, levy bank accounts, garnish wages, and refer criminal prosecution of anyone who voices dissent of HRC’s statist/collectivist agenda. Lois Lerner’s group was just the precursor!

    The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) will be used to target dissenters who own property with seasonal puddles that could be deemed “wetlands” or creeks that could be arbitrarily declared “navigable waters”.

    The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agency will be used to target dissenters living within 50 miles of the Mexican or Canadian borders for harassment and intimidation, searching their homes without warrants.

    The Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) and associated Tribal Police will be used to target dissenters living within 100 miles of any Tribal Reservation for harassment and intimidation.

    The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) will crack down on any bloggers who make posts that might be construed as a product review or product endorsement.

    The Transportation Security Agency (TSA) will be used to limit the travel of anyone deemed by HRC’s cronies to be an Enemy of the State (through expansion of the No Fly List, Terror Watch List, and Selectee List).

    The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) will crack down on producers of raw milk and nutritional supplements (and also on the bloggers who promote them).
    The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) will prosecute anyone operating unlicensed drones weighing more than just a few ounces.

    The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) will use both its own agents and paid (or coerced) surrogate agent provocateurs to infiltrate militias, patriot groups, and secessionist organizations. There, they will foment schemes that can be prosecuted under loosely-worded Federal conspiracy laws. (This is precisely what was done with the Bundy Ranch and Malheur Wildlife Refuge protestors.)
    Working in conjunction with the FCC, the U.S. Coast Guard will board any ship within Territorial Waters that they suspect of operating an unlicensed transmitter.

    Sleep tight America.

  • August 10, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    No doubt in my mind that the beast will (and to some degree has) manipulate all of those alphabets to enhance her power and punish her enemies just as Rawles envisions.

    What’s a little shocking to me is that he didn’t mention at all the ones that will enable the others, namely INS, SCOTUS, and ATF all of which have to get in line first for the rest of it to work:

    The agency name Immigration and Naturalization becomes a mission statement as INS works to import and legalize as many guest voters and enforcers as possible, sufficient to overwhelm the resistance at the ballot box, the soap box, and the cartridge box.

    The ATF will be the core of interpretation and enforcement of private gun possession, eventually serving primarily to identify firearms owners to illegalize them and confiscate their weapons.

    And SCOTUS will be sure that it’s all nice and legal and Constitutional.

    The Obama/Clinton godhead whoever or whatever it may be, is the cause, Obama and Clinton et al are the tools, these three letter agencies will be the enablers, and all of the ones Rawles listed will be the effects, and the future, or lack thereof, of the republic.

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