Interesting thought – Jo handled that rattler last Summer down at the swimmin’ hole, so she should have “imprinted” all necessary data for a complete transformation: Colors, scale patterns, etc. Why did she stay chrome? To allow everyone the get used to her current configuration, or did Sam just happen to catch her in mid-morph before she had to complete the coloration?
So, Jo gets spotted by one of the illegal invaders. That’s probably how other legends got started like the Loch Ness Monster, Yeti, Bigfoot, and Chupacabras got started.
Hopefully the word goes back to avoid the Double D because they have shiny silver rattlesnakes heavier than anacondas and longer than reticulated pythons.
a. .454 Casull with 260 grain hardcast bullets
b. .50 BMG with 720 grain bullets
c. 12 gauge 2 – 3/4 inch Dragons Breath shot shells
d. ThrowFlame XL-18 Flame Thrower
e. Saltwater delivered at 50 psi from a 2 – 1/2 inch hose
f. Other
g. Some combination of the above
How about a really big, and chrome. version of a feral hog? Let word of that filter through the illegal’s grapevine and traffic on the DD Ranch should really slow down.
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Nah, McConnell would be the little rusty turtle on the fence post.
Shiny!
Cartel thugs like chrome weapons.
That last line was a catch-me-by-surprise snicker LOL!
Well played, Chris, well played!
Didn’t Michael Keaton do the snake already in “Beetlejuice”?
Interesting thought – Jo handled that rattler last Summer down at the swimmin’ hole, so she should have “imprinted” all necessary data for a complete transformation: Colors, scale patterns, etc. Why did she stay chrome? To allow everyone the get used to her current configuration, or did Sam just happen to catch her in mid-morph before she had to complete the coloration?
As the rabbit explained, “Only when it was funny!”
So, Jo gets spotted by one of the illegal invaders. That’s probably how other legends got started like the Loch Ness Monster, Yeti, Bigfoot, and Chupacabras got started.
Hopefully the word goes back to avoid the Double D because they have shiny silver rattlesnakes heavier than anacondas and longer than reticulated pythons.
Plus, they are really cold blooded.
Are Fangs and Nerve Agent Venom included in this incarnation…
Chupacabras are real.
Trust me.
Don’t ask.
James/G,
What is the recommended “pesticide?”
a. .454 Casull with 260 grain hardcast bullets
b. .50 BMG with 720 grain bullets
c. 12 gauge 2 – 3/4 inch Dragons Breath shot shells
d. ThrowFlame XL-18 Flame Thrower
e. Saltwater delivered at 50 psi from a 2 – 1/2 inch hose
f. Other
g. Some combination of the above
Asking for a friend.
Does that morph include venom? Or just a high Voltage shock? “Fear” is just so un-impressive. Wouldn’t venom violate some protocol or another?
Makes hiding the “OFF” switch a bit “different”.
Just what the hell kind of fence-patrolling outfit is Sam wearing? Might as well be naked…but with knee-high boots.
And the chrome snek likes to collect chromed weapons as gifts for good guys.
Don’t forget to include a “safe for work” donation option this year, please.
It’s the no merch option as usual.;)
What exactly is NSFW these days, except being a NonComSocMarxPantifacist?
Face it, if you a DBD fan, YOU are NSFW!
And I plan on being the best NSFW that I can be!
HOOOAH!
No apple jokes, please.
How about a really big, and chrome. version of a feral hog? Let word of that filter through the illegal’s grapevine and traffic on the DD Ranch should really slow down.
But it might draw folks who hunt. A little too much publicity.
J think Samuel has the right idea – a Western Diamondback, but Jo has the mass to create one the length and girth of an Anaconda.
Tell me THAT wouldn’t put the fear of Quetzalcoatl in our Southern invaders!
Outstanding on the new option Chris. As long as snail-mail donations are good as well you’ve got it covered. Drive on sir.
Snail mail does it too!
Is it mating season for snakes?
If it is, the male rattlesnakes are feeling “inadequate” when they see Jo.