My money is on Jo grabbing Xir, tucking its head into its anus and pushing and rolling the blob between her hands until it disappears completely, then going into the “LADIES” and washing her hands. If Xir’s friend has anything to say, Jo can repeat the performance.
“Nobody saw anything! Xir went into the restroom followed by her friend, there was a bunch of thumping and banging and a couple of toilet flushes, and when they went to investigate the restroom was empty and this greasy mess was all over the sink!”
One of the many, many verses of “the ball at kerrymuir”
(and I knew them all when I was young) goes…
“The village magician, he was there and gave us all a laugh
when he pulled his foreskin over his head and vanished up his ass…”
Oh, balls to your partner…. 😉
January 12, 2022 at 7:38 am
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
I recall Jim Croce singing that in concert in Boston, lo, those many decades ago (early 70s).
Had to take the MTA in. It had been sleeting/snowing, the tracks were extremely slippery.
Ahh, the good times and memories.
January 12, 2022 at 5:27 pm
The 300
Is THAT what that song was called? I always thought it was Balls to Your Partner.
January 12, 2022 at 12:32 am
Too+Tall
1. N95 and KN95 masks will not protect you from asbestos fibers or smoke inhalation, the particles of which are 1,000 to 100,000 times larger than a Wuhanic Plague virus particle. As a matter of pure math and science, a chain link fence has a better chance of stopping a stream of water from a garden hose than a mask does of stopping a virus particle.
2. The CDC has admitted that the six-feet social distancing rule was pulled out of thin air (or their fundament, if you prefer). No actual basis nor evidence for it in science.
3. The primary means of transmission for the Wuhanic Plague is fecal-oral as documented in any number of peer-reviewed scientific and medical studies.
BUT, if masks and social distancing make you feel virtuous and identify you as a member of the losing team, by all means keep on keeping on. Just remember to keep getting those failed experimental mRNA jabs as early and often as possible to hasten the cleansing of the gene pool.
And all across the country Gaia worshipers have had paper towels replaced by hot-air blowers. Wonderful devices that throw germs all over the room, and deny people a paper towel to use on the door handle.
Bathrooms and Kamala Harris; Superspreadersl
Too true. I work at the U of T in Knoxville. We removed all the paper towel dispensers and replaced them with hand dryers. Fast forward 6 months and “Corona” panic. Reinstall paper towel dispenser ASAP (95+ buildings 100’s of bathrooms). We have also put up mask required signage three times and taken it down three times. I told my boss for now on I put everything up with Velcro.
One would wish to give it all the deep space it needs, courtesy of Musk’s Falcon Heavy Rocket. But that payload might exceed even that space bus’s capability…
Plus that would be a rotten thing to do to the cosmos…
Or, while Flarduh Man gets all the attention, Flarduh Girls can be pretty badass too. Bring that big down here and these chicks would glitter her to death. You say that would take lots of glitter? Hey they got lots of glitter!
With as many containers of glitter as are mentioned in the article one could almost hope they would have been a couple of “professional interpretative dancers.” Unfortunately the mugshots indicate they are more likely pre-school teachers or daycare workers for whom Physical Education is not a major focus area.
“”My money is on Jo grabbing Xir, tucking its head into its anus and pushing and rolling the blob between her hands until it disappears completely, “”
LOL…Almost exactly what Oscar did to Igli….
Ahh, the happy memories that brought back. Fortunate that Jo wouldn’t have to worry about contamination, having synthetic skin. There’s no telling what that thing is carrying.
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
Glory Road, indeed.
January 12, 2022 at 11:59 am
Halley
Igly
January 12, 2022 at 4:19 pm
Bill G
Igly, a construct; immune to most weapons and firearms/explosives did not work in the place he inhabited.
January 12, 2022 at 5:23 pm
John+M.
as I was writing that, I realized it was Heinlein, I just couldn’t remember which book!
January 12, 2022 at 9:13 am
Too+Tall
As a concise, accurate depiction of life under the rule of progtards such as Xir, head over to http://heyjackass.com/ and marvel at the results of their stupidity for 2021, before the authors pull down the 2021 numbers and start tracking the unfolding 2022 sh!tstorm.
Is it stupidity, though? As Evan Sayet would say, they are wrong as wrong can be ON PURPOSE.
A nation of happy, hopeful, independent people = instant death to the Left (no one in “need” for the Left to “help” them), so they are psychotically compelled to make damn sure no one is ever happy, hopeful or independent. Axiomatic.
Stupid is a feature not a bug if one adheres to the “plan”.
And your axiom is dead on, emphasis on dead.
January 12, 2022 at 9:44 am
PCChaos
I saw four people, two hetero couples to be clear, walking down the street in Key West the other day, wind blowing 20kts, sun out, no crowd to speak of, and they are all wearing masks. I so wanted to yell at them, “Maskatards!” but refrained from doing so as it was a nice day and they were oblivious to the obvious that we just accepted life and are living here, not scared, not affected by the hype, and they are spending $600 per night to vacation with masks on. TT locked it up with his summation. BZ mate!
Slavers Never Change. Oh My Goodness!
Do you think She might go so far as to have Members of Congress, Congressional Staff and Employees, and even The Supreme Court Arrested? And tossed into the DC Gulag?
She knows who has that Magic D after their name, that ‘stay outa jail forever for everything’ letter. That plus the all-important “No Intent” declaration = no worries.
January 12, 2022 at 4:27 pm
Bill G
But not to vote. I wonder how that one will get spun/explained away.
True; they were seated in it, er, Xir moved in. But those of it’s ilk never consider that. Just as liberals can go and stay on the attack, physical or verbal, but respond to a counterattack as if they were innocent victims.
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Mari, There is a whole lotta space there distorted by the gravity of a massive body moving through it.
Wonder if she’s wearing Spanx from Omar the Tent Maker…
As someone who has been Legitimately referred to as “Omar the Tent maker,” I must say that us Tent makers have standards.
Yes you do!
Maybe a reinforced vacuum suck bag instead so nothing leaks out
Does Spanx make a steel belted, Kevlar reinforced, radial for heavy industrial use?
Sfinx™.
truly a “black hole” everything sucked in and never escapes !!
One could make a lot of money on Pay-per-View showing Jo annihilating Xir.
My money is on Jo grabbing Xir, tucking its head into its anus and pushing and rolling the blob between her hands until it disappears completely, then going into the “LADIES” and washing her hands. If Xir’s friend has anything to say, Jo can repeat the performance.
“Nobody saw anything! Xir went into the restroom followed by her friend, there was a bunch of thumping and banging and a couple of toilet flushes, and when they went to investigate the restroom was empty and this greasy mess was all over the sink!”
One of the many, many verses of “the ball at kerrymuir”
(and I knew them all when I was young) goes…
“The village magician, he was there and gave us all a laugh
when he pulled his foreskin over his head and vanished up his ass…”
Oh, balls to your partner…. 😉
I recall Jim Croce singing that in concert in Boston, lo, those many decades ago (early 70s).
Had to take the MTA in. It had been sleeting/snowing, the tracks were extremely slippery.
Ahh, the good times and memories.
Is THAT what that song was called? I always thought it was Balls to Your Partner.
1. N95 and KN95 masks will not protect you from asbestos fibers or smoke inhalation, the particles of which are 1,000 to 100,000 times larger than a Wuhanic Plague virus particle. As a matter of pure math and science, a chain link fence has a better chance of stopping a stream of water from a garden hose than a mask does of stopping a virus particle.
2. The CDC has admitted that the six-feet social distancing rule was pulled out of thin air (or their fundament, if you prefer). No actual basis nor evidence for it in science.
3. The primary means of transmission for the Wuhanic Plague is fecal-oral as documented in any number of peer-reviewed scientific and medical studies.
BUT, if masks and social distancing make you feel virtuous and identify you as a member of the losing team, by all means keep on keeping on. Just remember to keep getting those failed experimental mRNA jabs as early and often as possible to hasten the cleansing of the gene pool.
AMEN Too+Tall
@TT, as to 1, 2, and 3, accurate but irrelevant.
It is adherence, not efficacy that they seek.
Fecal-oral? No shit?
And all across the country Gaia worshipers have had paper towels replaced by hot-air blowers. Wonderful devices that throw germs all over the room, and deny people a paper towel to use on the door handle.
Bathrooms and Kamala Harris; Superspreadersl
Too true. I work at the U of T in Knoxville. We removed all the paper towel dispensers and replaced them with hand dryers. Fast forward 6 months and “Corona” panic. Reinstall paper towel dispenser ASAP (95+ buildings 100’s of bathrooms). We have also put up mask required signage three times and taken it down three times. I told my boss for now on I put everything up with Velcro.
Here are a couple of VERY interestng articles on just how effective Pfizer’s witches brew is:
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/01/it_turns_out_that_if_you_doubted_covids_deadliness_you_were_correct.html
https://ahrp.org/pfizer-admitted-its-vaccine-does-not-prevent-covid-infection/
Zar Belk!
One would wish to give it all the deep space it needs, courtesy of Musk’s Falcon Heavy Rocket. But that payload might exceed even that space bus’s capability…
Plus that would be a rotten thing to do to the cosmos…
So yeah, let Jo have “her” way with “it”.
Or, while Flarduh Man gets all the attention, Flarduh Girls can be pretty badass too. Bring that big down here and these chicks would glitter her to death. You say that would take lots of glitter? Hey they got lots of glitter!
https://h5.newsbreakapp.com/mp/0diWJPOK?cv=3.4.5.6616&platform=0&isFollow=0
…pig, but yeah big works too…
Franks, ya big hot dog.
With as many containers of glitter as are mentioned in the article one could almost hope they would have been a couple of “professional interpretative dancers.” Unfortunately the mugshots indicate they are more likely pre-school teachers or daycare workers for whom Physical Education is not a major focus area.
The fun was the reporter forgot to mention that they threw the glitter containers at him (jar and all).
JTC if a person breaks into my house I can legally shoot the bastard and get away with it. In Florida that is.
Figures they’d be into Ass to Mouth
Pork IS the “other white meat”…….
“”My money is on Jo grabbing Xir, tucking its head into its anus and pushing and rolling the blob between her hands until it disappears completely, “”
LOL…Almost exactly what Oscar did to Igli….
Ahh, the happy memories that brought back. Fortunate that Jo wouldn’t have to worry about contamination, having synthetic skin. There’s no telling what that thing is carrying.
I recall that from a Robert Heinlein novel … Glory Road? or something like that.
Glory Road, indeed.
Igly
Igly, a construct; immune to most weapons and firearms/explosives did not work in the place he inhabited.
as I was writing that, I realized it was Heinlein, I just couldn’t remember which book!
As a concise, accurate depiction of life under the rule of progtards such as Xir, head over to http://heyjackass.com/ and marvel at the results of their stupidity for 2021, before the authors pull down the 2021 numbers and start tracking the unfolding 2022 sh!tstorm.
Is it stupidity, though? As Evan Sayet would say, they are wrong as wrong can be ON PURPOSE.
A nation of happy, hopeful, independent people = instant death to the Left (no one in “need” for the Left to “help” them), so they are psychotically compelled to make damn sure no one is ever happy, hopeful or independent. Axiomatic.
Stupid is a feature not a bug if one adheres to the “plan”.
And your axiom is dead on, emphasis on dead.
I saw four people, two hetero couples to be clear, walking down the street in Key West the other day, wind blowing 20kts, sun out, no crowd to speak of, and they are all wearing masks. I so wanted to yell at them, “Maskatards!” but refrained from doing so as it was a nice day and they were oblivious to the obvious that we just accepted life and are living here, not scared, not affected by the hype, and they are spending $600 per night to vacation with masks on. TT locked it up with his summation. BZ mate!
Regarding Xir, last time I saw something that big, it had ‘Red Man Chewing Tobacco’ painted on it.
Yep, covid via fecal/oral, duck-duck-go it. DC is the fecal capitol:
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/youll-need-papers-to-leave-your-house-in-dc/
Slavers Never Change. Oh My Goodness!
Do you think She might go so far as to have Members of Congress, Congressional Staff and Employees, and even The Supreme Court Arrested? And tossed into the DC Gulag?
She knows who has that Magic D after their name, that ‘stay outa jail forever for everything’ letter. That plus the all-important “No Intent” declaration = no worries.
But not to vote. I wonder how that one will get spun/explained away.
Teens tend to be thrill seekers… I’m not sure I see much thrill in going anywhere close to the dyed-red rhinoceros but to each, their own…
A new variant has been discovered it’s called “Anothercon”.
What shall we do. (with our space.)
The Western Civilization is spreading. All races have understood good in it,
I say that it is not RESIST. It is OPPOSE.
Slight emphasis in meaning. It is pro active, not waiting,
OPPOSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UcDwKMrwjM&t=2s
How to talk with the vaccine enthusiasts (from Livestream #110)
Also to mask enthusiasts.
No space near the Xir mass formation is safe.
No space administered by government style bureaucrats is safe,
We are all responsible for our own safe.
“That’s a lot of space.” HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Planet Transgender: Don’t get caught in xir orbit!
It is going away, but it is not going away happy. Some such as it have been known to return with weapons, allies, or both.
You have to love Jo, who is synthetic, describing Xir as “this…woman?”
How would Chris show perplexed on Jo’s face.
Or, You have to be kidding me..
Who is in WHOSE “safe space”?
The twins could argue that Xir is invading THEIR “safe space”.
There ya go, using logic, facts, reality, and common sense again.
True; they were seated in it, er, Xir moved in. But those of it’s ilk never consider that. Just as liberals can go and stay on the attack, physical or verbal, but respond to a counterattack as if they were innocent victims.