You probably should ask for Zed’s and Sam’s blessing. It might improve the odds of you and Kiko growing old together.
While the ol’ swimmin’ hole has its charm, you might want to get a ring and do that whole bended knee thing with Kiko (while both of you are fully clothed) for the “official” engagement photos. If for no other reason than to increase your longevity.
Finally, if it is time to propose to Kiko, you are way overdue in introducing your Mother to Zed and Sam (as well as the DBD audience). Having your Mom and Sam mad at you simultumultuosly raises that double-barreled threat thingy to a whole new level of Maximum Badness.
She’s right. But the translation is she doesn’t want to get stuck with a guy who was her first. She wants to find out what else there is to the world. Let her go to college, get a decent education, see the world and then find out if she wants to marry a poor rancher in the middle of nowhere.
And yes, I do get the joke. If she’s too young to marry, she’s too young to be doing what they are doing.
Many a marriage proposal has been proffered to prostitutes in the heat of the moment, not much different than Jack’s there…
Huh,huh,huh,HUHHHHHHH, MARRY ME TIFFANY!!!
Kiko ain’t no ho (he’s her first and only so far) but she is on the receiving end (heh) of just such a proposal right now. He might be the one and they might have a beautiful simple life raising cattle and little Zack, but that question has to come from the heart not the (little) head with a desire for that life and an understanding of what lies ahead. In the meantime, consenting adults and all that, but Zack can and should wait.
No denying the little head’s attraction though, man look at that ass!
Many a marriage proposal has been proffered to prostitutes in the heat of the moment, not much different than Jack’s there…
Huh,huh,huh,HUHHHHHHH, MARRY ME TIFFANY!!! OR DESIREE!!! OR WHATEVER!!!
Kiko ain’t no ho (he’s her first and only so far) but she is on the receiving end (heh) of just such a proposal right now. He might be the one and they might have a beautiful simple life raising cattle and little Zack, but that question has to come from the heart not the (little) head with a desire for that life and an understanding of what lies ahead. In the meantime, consenting adults and all that, but Zack can and should wait.
No denying the little head’s attraction though, man look at that ass!
Kiko, drag him to the alter if you have to.
Wisdom at so young an age is the best possible sign of the best a man can get.
Your prospects of a long and contented life depend on it.
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May not have much of a choice, Kiko. I have a feeling that after this ride in the saddle, cowgirl style, there may a bun in the oven.
And Sam and Zed AIN’T gonna have no little bastard of Kiko running around the DD Ranch.
So, shotgun wedding it will be, with family introductions all around at the “I Do’s”.
(even if the “shotgun” is Zed in a sniper hide at 100 yards)
Kiko set the date, and marry that Man. Now! Take remote classes in Practical subjects and get hands on training in Combat medicine. Learn to fly anything you can. Life these days is too short. All your Yesterdays, Todays and Tomorrows are twined together. Don’t waste them.
I’m thinking of Zeb and Deety in The Number of the Beast;
“Are you the little girl who had a tizzy at the idea of dissecting a dead alien?”
“No, sir, I am not. I’ve decided to stay grown up. It’s not easy. But it’s more satisfying. An adult doesn’t panic at a snake; she just checks to see if it’s got fangs. I’ll never squeal again. I’m grown up at last…a wife instead of a pampered princess.’
“You will always be my Princess!”
“I hope so, my Chieftain. But to merit that, I must learn to be a pioneer mother– wring the neck of a rooster, butcher a hog, load while my husband shoots, take his place and his rifle when he is wounded. I’ll learn– I’m stubborn, I am.”
Filed under “Things They Don’t Teach In College”. Things that soon may be of greater import than what a six-year degree imparts.
I look at the horizon, and I see what Sarah Connor did.
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Kiko,
Your objection appears to be OBE, Overcome By Events.
Jack,
You probably should ask for Zed’s and Sam’s blessing. It might improve the odds of you and Kiko growing old together.
While the ol’ swimmin’ hole has its charm, you might want to get a ring and do that whole bended knee thing with Kiko (while both of you are fully clothed) for the “official” engagement photos. If for no other reason than to increase your longevity.
Finally, if it is time to propose to Kiko, you are way overdue in introducing your Mother to Zed and Sam (as well as the DBD audience). Having your Mom and Sam mad at you simultumultuosly raises that double-barreled threat thingy to a whole new level of Maximum Badness.
I second this… all of this…
That being said, the old saying about “never ask a question if you don’t already know the answer” comes to mind…
Uh-oh!
Very interesting.
Nothing like phrasing the question in a different way.
And tonite, to absolutely no one’s surprise….
“Can you feel the love tonight…”
Zar Belk!
She’s right. But the translation is she doesn’t want to get stuck with a guy who was her first. She wants to find out what else there is to the world. Let her go to college, get a decent education, see the world and then find out if she wants to marry a poor rancher in the middle of nowhere.
And yes, I do get the joke. If she’s too young to marry, she’s too young to be doing what they are doing.
A rather mature and thoughtful outlook that gal has.
“When a man is in love for the first time, he thinks he invented it.”
~ Anonymous
And each generation thinks they invented sex.
And are utterly surprised when they discover their parents are still participating.
Man! That is some kind of drawing,
or maybe illustration.
Many a marriage proposal has been proffered to prostitutes in the heat of the moment, not much different than Jack’s there…
Huh,huh,huh,HUHHHHHHH, MARRY ME TIFFANY!!!
Kiko ain’t no ho (he’s her first and only so far) but she is on the receiving end (heh) of just such a proposal right now. He might be the one and they might have a beautiful simple life raising cattle and little Zack, but that question has to come from the heart not the (little) head with a desire for that life and an understanding of what lies ahead. In the meantime, consenting adults and all that, but Zack can and should wait.
No denying the little head’s attraction though, man look at that ass!
Many a marriage proposal has been proffered to prostitutes in the heat of the moment, not much different than Jack’s there…
Huh,huh,huh,HUHHHHHHH, MARRY ME TIFFANY!!! OR DESIREE!!! OR WHATEVER!!!
Kiko ain’t no ho (he’s her first and only so far) but she is on the receiving end (heh) of just such a proposal right now. He might be the one and they might have a beautiful simple life raising cattle and little Zack, but that question has to come from the heart not the (little) head with a desire for that life and an understanding of what lies ahead. In the meantime, consenting adults and all that, but Zack can and should wait.
No denying the little head’s attraction though, man look at that ass!
“So grow old with me.”
Case closed.
Kiko, drag him to the alter if you have to.
Wisdom at so young an age is the best possible sign of the best a man can get.
Your prospects of a long and contented life depend on it.
May not have much of a choice, Kiko. I have a feeling that after this ride in the saddle, cowgirl style, there may a bun in the oven.
And Sam and Zed AIN’T gonna have no little bastard of Kiko running around the DD Ranch.
So, shotgun wedding it will be, with family introductions all around at the “I Do’s”.
(even if the “shotgun” is Zed in a sniper hide at 100 yards)
LoL… those will be some fun wedding pictures with father-in-law in his ghillie suit.
Add another zero to that. 100 yards ia almost point blank for Zed.
Kiko set the date, and marry that Man. Now! Take remote classes in Practical subjects and get hands on training in Combat medicine. Learn to fly anything you can. Life these days is too short. All your Yesterdays, Todays and Tomorrows are twined together. Don’t waste them.
I’m thinking of Zeb and Deety in The Number of the Beast;
Filed under “Things They Don’t Teach In College”. Things that soon may be of greater import than what a six-year degree imparts.
I look at the horizon, and I see what Sarah Connor did.
There’s a storm coming.
clear ether
eon
Zed: “Jack, I think you want to have my little girl in your bed.”
Jack: “With all due respect, sir, would you want a son-in-law who didn’t?”
Maybe time to study how other animals pick their leaders? http://ripleyporch.blogspot.com/2023/03/dementia-story.html