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  • November 30, 2018 at 12:37 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Tired AND retired.

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  • November 30, 2018 at 12:40 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    So that would make…………the Hildabeast as “Lady” (koff! bs! koff!) McBeth.
    ” Out, out, damned spot”
    (did the Clintoons ever have a dog?)

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    • November 30, 2018 at 1:22 am
      interventor

      Lady McBeth, no. That’s too great an honor. Rather, she’s one of the three Sisters Weird, rotten hags, who share one eye ball. AKA the three witches in the play.

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      • November 30, 2018 at 7:32 am
        eon

        Actually, she IS Lady MacBeth. As a number of people could attest- if they hadn’t died under odd or mysterious circumstances when she thought they were a problem in her never ending quest for power.

        She’s also a lot like Gollum. A borderline psycho in a quest of the Presidency (For Life), which is her version of The Preciousss.

        And also like Gollum, if she ever got it, it would be All Destruction, All The Time. as she got ‘payback” on everybody who ever opposed her, or dissed her, or just failed to support her. Including all those “deplorables” in Flyover Country. And of course every Jew in Israel.

        Imagine a homicidal sociopath in control of “the football”. Convinced that they can create Utopia (and rule it themselves, forever) if they can just erase enough “reactionaries” from the face of the earth.

        Or as I’ve come to think of it, Hillary’s Very Special KILLKILLKILLWAAAHH!! Time.

        No. this is not a normal person. And it’s about time everybody realized it.

        clear ether

        eon

      • November 30, 2018 at 10:10 am
        Delilah T

        Lady MacBeth offed herself, eon. Gollum fell into a river of lava. Shrilary even goes beyond the Wicked Queen and Maleficent.
        These women of history are truly evil:
        Elizabeth Báthory, the countess of Hungary, is the most prolific female serial killer belonging to a noble family. It is said that she lured over 650 young girls to her castle and killed them brutally.
        Ranavalona I – The Mad Monarch of Madagascar – During her 33 years reign, she managed to kill 75% of her island’s population.
        Irma Grese is referred to as the ‘Hyena of Auschwitz’, Irma Grese wasn’t a queen but the 2nd highest ranking female warden at the Nazi concentration camps. She used to let packs of starving, savage dogs loose on the prisoners, sexually and mentally tortured them, shot them in a whimsical manner and beat them with a coiled whip. Irma Grese was executed at the age of 22.
        You know something is really wrong with a person if they kill their own infant daughter. The Chinese empress Wu Zetian perfectly fit the role of Snow White’s stepmother. The only female ruler of China in 4000 years, Wu Zetian killed anyone who threatened her rule.
        Lovely bunch, aren’t they? If you wonder where the ‘off’ switch is in their heads, it never functioned. Want to speculate how far the current prospect might go if she could even function semi-normally?

      • November 30, 2018 at 7:35 pm
        eon

        I knew about Batory and Grese, but I’d never heard of Ranavalona before. I’ll have to look that one up.

        As for doing herself in, I suspect Hillary is enough of a nihilist that that would be her last act- after she was sure everybody else was nothing but ash.

        clear ether

        eon

      • November 30, 2018 at 8:07 pm
        Delilah T

        I used to watch “Charmed” regularly. Some was good, some sloppy, some just plain funny. But the best scene was when Piper said this to Cole:

        Piper: How can you be so evil?

        Cole: (shrugs) It’s a gift.

      • November 30, 2018 at 11:31 am
        Kafiroon

        I think you are right eon. She would nuke us deplorables.
        Besides, she Knows we are a vast right wing conspiracy.

    • November 30, 2018 at 8:34 am
      PaulS

      Hitlary has a dog named Bill.
      Bill definitely has Haiti’s own bitch for years.

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      • November 30, 2018 at 8:36 am
        PaulS

        This auto correct is scary, I’m sure I typed “his own”, but it made it better, hmmm…

      • November 30, 2018 at 10:11 am
        Delilah T

        Odd, but – weird and somehow true. How will she function if she drops dead? Triple bypasses don’t last forever.

    • November 30, 2018 at 10:50 am
      John D. Egbert

      The Clinton’s dog? Yup. Named Buddy IIRC. He died; they said hit by a car. In truth, he jumped into Hillary’s lap — and froze to death . . .

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      • November 30, 2018 at 1:02 pm
        John

        What? Not by shotgun blast in the face?

    • November 30, 2018 at 11:50 am
      Roland Deschain

      They had a dog named Buddy for a while. Focus groups thought they should have a dog, so they got a dog. Story goes it got hit by a car at their upstate NY home. Black Lab, I think.

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    • November 30, 2018 at 4:23 pm
      Henry

      Only a procession of pus… HACK! Hack! Cough! Excuse me.

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  • November 30, 2018 at 12:51 am
    kadaka

    There was an Eye of Hairy Reed [check spelling].

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  • November 30, 2018 at 1:01 am
    Shonkin

    Billary had a dog called Buddy. He was killed by a car in Chappaqua when he got oiut of the Clintons’ yard.

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    • November 30, 2018 at 1:04 am
      Fox2!

      That’s what they want you to believe.

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      • November 30, 2018 at 2:40 am
        kadaka

        Buddy was last spotted running around with the cloth used to wipe the servers. He had to be stopped.

    • November 30, 2018 at 7:26 am
      Wood

      Was Ted Kennedy driving?

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    • November 30, 2018 at 11:07 am
      rickn8or

      Some say Buddy was trying to escape.

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  • November 30, 2018 at 1:10 am
    Delilah T

    By the pricking of my thumbs,
    Something wicked this way comes.

    Fair is foul and foul is fair
    Hover through fog and filthy air

    Strange is it, that these odd birds return to their habits*, as if they are tethered to them and to each other.
    Aye – there’s the rub. They are tethered within that undiscovered country from whose bourne they cannot escape, trapped in a bog of their own doing, and by so doing, may be their undoing.

    I do wonder if they’ll start seeing specters around midnight or daggers at each meal.

    Is that enough Shakesepeareanism for now? *No, it is habits. Not habitats.

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  • November 30, 2018 at 1:20 am
    Too Tall

    In the second panel, Jan is making ice tea look “sensuous.”

    Chris, you should collect royalties from Lipton’s for product placement.

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    • November 30, 2018 at 8:03 pm
      Delilah T

      Plain black tea from Harrod’s makes the best iced tea. If not Harrod’s, then Wallyworld’s house brand. Just plain black tea.

      Lipton is below dreadful – bitter and wooden, like an old political hag.

      Oh, wait – never mind!

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  • November 30, 2018 at 5:36 am
    kadaka

    How many Little Debbie Honey Buns do you have to eat until you feel like you ate something? Heck, two minutes later I’m not sure I tasted anything.

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    • November 30, 2018 at 8:40 am
      PaulS

      “Enough is never enough.”

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  • November 30, 2018 at 6:23 am
    J Beard

    Yes a raw Honey Bun is evanescent, but they can act as a vehicle for more substantial fare, such as cream cheese and choriso ,or peanut butter and bananas. Even mozzarella and pepperoni or yellowtail and wasabi. Especially fun to experiment with after a brief stint in the microwave brecsuse the top becomes more sticky and will hold pork and beans or fried okra. A meal and a dessert in one bite, should be added to the panatheon of great American foods.

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    • November 30, 2018 at 8:26 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      GAK!!

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  • November 30, 2018 at 6:32 am
    Bill G

    I hope we don’t have to see any pictures of the three witches skyclad for their rituals.

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    • November 30, 2018 at 7:28 am
      Wood

      Them political witches, no. The good witches back home, yes please.

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  • November 30, 2018 at 2:39 pm
    Erik

    Ah, Newt Gingrich: the guy who was pushing for healthcare insurance mandates before Mitt Romney forced them on Massachusetts and Barack Obama forced them on all Americans.

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    • November 30, 2018 at 2:39 pm
      Erik

      Shouldn’t have called it “Obamacare.” Should have called it “Conservative Republicancare.”

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