You can’t mean we’ve lost potentially really good shit?!?!
August 14, 2015 at 12:27 am
Swansonic
If I was Zed and heard that from Skye I’d be sorely tempted to gut the room and start from scratch….
August 14, 2015 at 12:33 am
Pete231
Is that machine the “Dyson Monica Lewinsky Signature” model vacuum with the “Marilyn Chambers Power Sux” option ? Or just the standard “Traci Lords Reach Around” unit ? Enquiring minds want to know………..
August 14, 2015 at 8:07 am
interventor
Are you referencing the machine, or Skye?
August 14, 2015 at 10:38 am
John Egbert
D: all of the above.
August 14, 2015 at 2:45 am
Iconoclast
I’ve been waiting for this ever since the panel showing the thumb drive under the dresser. It’s not often one can predict the story line.
August 14, 2015 at 6:05 am
Bill G
Skye may not know thumb drives but she sure knows wieners.
August 14, 2015 at 7:06 am
Kip Allen
Funny!
August 14, 2015 at 7:15 am
Dastardly Dan
In all the innuendo (which a) I love and b) does NOT mean suppository in Italian), did anyone notice that at the least bit of trouble, the progressive has to call someone to help?
Bu the way, the sheriff should be notified, on a personal basis.
August 14, 2015 at 7:30 am
BlaxPac
Hmmm. Well, Weiners no “BJ” Clinton.
Although I’m sure Skye be happy to make an exception.
Ugh. I need a shower just for *writing* that.
And probably, a penicillin shot.
August 14, 2015 at 1:33 pm
Pamela
I understand that doxycycline monohydrate works pretty well
August 14, 2015 at 2:25 pm
BlaxPac
Meh. I’ll just try to keep the family Wedding Tackle under strict curfew.
Besides, I HATE needles…with a passion. So there’s good motivation right there as well!
August 14, 2015 at 7:32 am
Bill
I think thumb is the operative word here.
August 14, 2015 at 10:14 am
B Woodman
After laughing my ass off from the second panel setup and the third panel punchline, and all the ROFLMFAO comments, I think I have regained enough coherence of mind to hope that the thumb drive is ok enough that any data on it is retrievable. Now, the next thing to ask is, “what’s on that drive?”
Speaking of THUMB drives, this popped into my mind (eclectic dirty old man that I am):
“I whipped off her bloomers ‘n stiffened my thumb
An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked ‘n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn’t hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm”
Thanks Frank.
August 14, 2015 at 10:34 am
Ron
Zed seems to be drinking a lot lately
August 14, 2015 at 11:17 am
NotYetInACamp
In Weiner’s fantasy he would have her suck his thumb drive (As Bill point out is operative as such.).
She did suck IT down. The information is unsavory no matter if it his package or Hillary’s packaged goods. We may think that we want to know what was on that thumb, but, again I’d rather someone else deal with that thumb.
Spew worthy comments. Like my former Baptist girlfriend who published in the (huge) company newspaper she was editing at the time, a photo at a project with name and logos prominently readable of the charitable club some workers formed named The Bearded Clams. She said that she thought that since all of the guys had beards …. from the mouths of innocents and pure of heart and thought … 🙂 Yes I did completely crack up. She was red faced after her boss told her, and also when she told me.
August 14, 2015 at 12:15 pm
canuck49
Unlike your former Baptist girlfriend, Skye can use Jessica Rabbit’s defense of “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
August 14, 2015 at 5:37 pm
NotYetInACamp
🙂 She was just fine reality.
August 14, 2015 at 1:58 pm
Joel
Are you sure it is a thumb drive ? It could be a recording device to get the goods on their man club. Also, thumb drives are kinda hard to destroy. Unless the vacuum cleaner has a Cuisinart inside it, it still could be intact.
August 14, 2015 at 2:26 pm
BlaxPac
Doubtful.
Weiners a double 00, not 007.
August 14, 2015 at 9:01 pm
Vorlonagent
Finally! It’s been 8 days since I have been able to read a DBD strip here in the Bay.
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-/:)
At last, confirmation of Skye’s one irrefutable talent.
Still, it is a talent sought by those of many political beliefs.
ROFLOL….that’s just too pissin funny……Skye cracks me up sometimes. I can almost feel a Oscar Myer Weiner Whistle reference out yonder. 🙂
Unlike that whistle, blow is a figure of speech.
Chris had it right – suck, suck, suck it up!
Zed is showing remarkable control – I’d have been spewing my sipping whiskey across the room…
…or did you manage to catch the instant before?
Just before.I woulda blown.
Why waste good scotch on that beast?
Thumb drive is just his hard drive selfie collection prob’ly.
Well you can tell Skye did not follow the first rule of vacuuming. Always police the area and remove any possible FOD.
Chris, did she get her shots prior to starting work? God knows what Weiner carries in his equipment.
You mean something of an anti-viral nature?
And anti-bacterial.
All of the above
You can’t mean we’ve lost potentially really good shit?!?!
If I was Zed and heard that from Skye I’d be sorely tempted to gut the room and start from scratch….
Is that machine the “Dyson Monica Lewinsky Signature” model vacuum with the “Marilyn Chambers Power Sux” option ? Or just the standard “Traci Lords Reach Around” unit ? Enquiring minds want to know………..
Are you referencing the machine, or Skye?
D: all of the above.
I’ve been waiting for this ever since the panel showing the thumb drive under the dresser. It’s not often one can predict the story line.
Skye may not know thumb drives but she sure knows wieners.
Funny!
In all the innuendo (which a) I love and b) does NOT mean suppository in Italian), did anyone notice that at the least bit of trouble, the progressive has to call someone to help?
Bu the way, the sheriff should be notified, on a personal basis.
Hmmm. Well, Weiners no “BJ” Clinton.
Although I’m sure Skye be happy to make an exception.
Ugh. I need a shower just for *writing* that.
And probably, a penicillin shot.
I understand that doxycycline monohydrate works pretty well
Meh. I’ll just try to keep the family Wedding Tackle under strict curfew.
Besides, I HATE needles…with a passion. So there’s good motivation right there as well!
I think thumb is the operative word here.
After laughing my ass off from the second panel setup and the third panel punchline, and all the ROFLMFAO comments, I think I have regained enough coherence of mind to hope that the thumb drive is ok enough that any data on it is retrievable. Now, the next thing to ask is, “what’s on that drive?”
Speaking of THUMB drives, this popped into my mind (eclectic dirty old man that I am):
“I whipped off her bloomers ‘n stiffened my thumb
An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked ‘n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn’t hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm”
Thanks Frank.
Zed seems to be drinking a lot lately
In Weiner’s fantasy he would have her suck his thumb drive (As Bill point out is operative as such.).
She did suck IT down. The information is unsavory no matter if it his package or Hillary’s packaged goods. We may think that we want to know what was on that thumb, but, again I’d rather someone else deal with that thumb.
Spew worthy comments. Like my former Baptist girlfriend who published in the (huge) company newspaper she was editing at the time, a photo at a project with name and logos prominently readable of the charitable club some workers formed named The Bearded Clams. She said that she thought that since all of the guys had beards …. from the mouths of innocents and pure of heart and thought … 🙂 Yes I did completely crack up. She was red faced after her boss told her, and also when she told me.
Unlike your former Baptist girlfriend, Skye can use Jessica Rabbit’s defense of “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
🙂 She was just fine reality.
Are you sure it is a thumb drive ? It could be a recording device to get the goods on their man club. Also, thumb drives are kinda hard to destroy. Unless the vacuum cleaner has a Cuisinart inside it, it still could be intact.
Doubtful.
Weiners a double 00, not 007.
Finally! It’s been 8 days since I have been able to read a DBD strip here in the Bay.