He’s been to Gunpowder and met a fine selection of dance partners.
Much like the Babylon Bee, DBD is a more accurate representation of reality than anything in the usual suspects of “media.”
Especially since The Smith Mundt Modernization Act was buried deep in the 2012 Defense Authorization Act and passed into law unread by most Congresscritters.
Who needs real reporters, AI, or even subscribers, when the DNC is writing the propaganda and your tax dollars are being used to pay the “media” to publish it.
Finally, who would you rather talk to at 2;00 AM? San (Zed?) or pResident Depends?
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
Sam
So long as you have Putin’s ear, let him know, if he just HAS to send a message to the world, that it’s ok to nuke DC (District of Criminals), but please to leave everything west (flyover country) of there alone.
Tell him that we, The People, disapprove of (understatement) and hate Xiden’s administration and actions as much as he does.
On the whole your Urban Renewal Plan has the dual advantages of being significantly better for the environment and greatly improving the quality of life in the Middle Atlantic states.
Keep the signals simple, clear, concise and unambiguous. Being tough on s.o.bs. isn’t so tough unless you equivocation and show weakness. Moving the line drawn in the sand, hitting a reset button, candy-assed moves like that only serve that tiger hors d’oeuvre. Sam is tge type of ripe, straight shooter we need in negotiations. Certainly not that Blinken, winking and drinking bs the DoS has to broker policy.
Various forms of ”dispersed submunitions’ are continually being improved and issued. The ‘warcrime’ appellation is meaningless, the product of politicians seeking favour from people who don’t know the first thing about what’s being discussed, by their logic that includes rocket pods and buckshot. Canada supposedly signed onto that concept but I still wish I had a dollar for every MK-20 Rockeye or BL-755 I loaded onto an A/C.
Most ICBM’s have MIRV’s since the expensive part is getting the payload up there, not getting it down again, and the more targets you can hit for the price of one launch, the better. That technically makes them ‘cluster bombs’ and @warhorse is correct, none of these vaunted ‘treaties’ were ever signed by any major power or any country using said items, making them little more than a distraction for the media who love putting out headlines that mean nothing,.
it’s become a convenient way for russia to whine like a bully that’s finally been punched in the face. the only people complaining about cluster munitions are russian Zpatriot bloggers, and right wing american websites they cross post to.
every. single. time.russian bloggers find something new to complain about, it hits american sites about 3 days later.and we swallow it whole.
the latest one is ukraine is drone-dropping genetically engineered snakes from israel on russia, with poison that only works on russians. not sure how that would work, but we breathlessly repeat it as though the house is on fire. I fully expect to see it in this comic inside of a week.
maybe they’ll fight alongside the genetically modified geese? or the mosquitos that someone make russians alcoholic? or the Ukrainian super soldiers?
or the yachts zelenskyy bought that are still for sale? or the casino? or the Highgrove House? or the house in egypt he bought 20 years ago (long before he was president) that his mom lives in?
we fall for every stupid russian story that comes down the pike.
It’s not that the media and a lot of people who only get their news fromn the likes of cnn or cbc ‘fall’ for russian, hamas, the dnc, or anyone elses fabrications. It’s that they want to hear them and want to have something to believe that shores up the prior bullshit they willingly believed because even more than power and money, people have a need to ‘know’ that they were right and everyone else was wrong. facts and receipts are meaningless so long as there’s a bye-then or a pelosi or the media equivalent to stand up and lie to them with a straight face, and unfortunately they vote that way too. I maintain that while there needs to be a citizenship test in order to receive a ballot, there should also be an IQ test and both have to be passed.
July 3, 2024 at 12:24 am
Bren
Isn’t the issue with the submunitions the failure rate that turns duds into what are essentially unstable landmines?
With that in mind, what’s the failure rate of Russian submunitions v what the US is supplying Ukraine?
Maybe my problem is that I’m too old, and have too great a library of Russian/soviet expansionism and general evil. Given that long history, I just can’t seem to hate FJB and the western globalists enough to kiss Putin’s ass when he’s clearly the one invading a sovereign nation.
DC’s being wrong doesn’t automatically make Russia right. I KNOW there ain’t none of us here that simple. Right? Right?
NATO/US submunitions have an impact fuse, and a delay fuse. the failure rate of one is low, the failure rate of both isn’t zero, but pretty close to it. ukraine has to mark on a map every location they have been used, so we can later give those spots extra attention when we demine the country.
russian submunitions have an estimated 25% failure rate (most were made in the 1980’s and not stored properly) and no delay fuse.
even american FASCAM (artillery-deployed minefields) have a delay of 4 hours to 14 days, depending on how they are configured, russian counterparts have no such delay, and are active until they are removed.
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Didn’t they already have KGB Vlad over for tea last month?
Took awhile, but why not?
Putin has dealt with Cockroach before, and lost.
He’s been to Gunpowder and met a fine selection of dance partners.
Much like the Babylon Bee, DBD is a more accurate representation of reality than anything in the usual suspects of “media.”
Especially since The Smith Mundt Modernization Act was buried deep in the 2012 Defense Authorization Act and passed into law unread by most Congresscritters.
Who needs real reporters, AI, or even subscribers, when the DNC is writing the propaganda and your tax dollars are being used to pay the “media” to publish it.
Finally, who would you rather talk to at 2;00 AM? San (Zed?) or
pResident Depends?On more important matters, the most recent version of “Ginger or Mary Ann?” is now Mari or Mia?
As always, “Both” is an acceptable answer.
Too Tall
Both!!
All of them are above my pay grade
I’ll take Mari Ann -I mean Mary Ann- for a million bucks Alex!
I’m crushing on Mari too. 😉
Sam
So long as you have Putin’s ear, let him know, if he just HAS to send a message to the world, that it’s ok to nuke DC (District of Criminals), but please to leave everything west (flyover country) of there alone.
Tell him that we, The People, disapprove of (understatement) and hate Xiden’s administration and actions as much as he does.
hey, while she has putin on the horn, maybe she could ask about returning the 700,000 stolen Ukrainian children?
….and staying on his side of the border, the one Russia agreed to respect when Ukraine gave up it’s nukes.
We shouldn’t be outsourcing that which we should be doing ourselves, from a list, publicly. Remember, Ceaucescu is a verb too.
Use a MOAB, all problems solved
B. Woodman,
On the whole your Urban Renewal Plan has the dual advantages of being significantly better for the environment and greatly improving the quality of life in the Middle Atlantic states.
Too Tall
While a nuke would solve the problem of congress! The buildings of the Smithsonian are worth saving
Thanks to Jimmy Carter, guess which countries are the only ones with enhanced-radiation munitions (“neutron bombs”).
clear ether
eon
no, cluster munitions are not a warcrime if they are used against military targets.
besides, the one treaty that bans cluster munitions was not signed by ukraine, russia, or the US.
Keep the signals simple, clear, concise and unambiguous. Being tough on s.o.bs. isn’t so tough unless you equivocation and show weakness. Moving the line drawn in the sand, hitting a reset button, candy-assed moves like that only serve that tiger hors d’oeuvre. Sam is tge type of ripe, straight shooter we need in negotiations. Certainly not that Blinken, winking and drinking bs the DoS has to broker policy.
Various forms of ”dispersed submunitions’ are continually being improved and issued. The ‘warcrime’ appellation is meaningless, the product of politicians seeking favour from people who don’t know the first thing about what’s being discussed, by their logic that includes rocket pods and buckshot. Canada supposedly signed onto that concept but I still wish I had a dollar for every MK-20 Rockeye or BL-755 I loaded onto an A/C.
Most ICBM’s have MIRV’s since the expensive part is getting the payload up there, not getting it down again, and the more targets you can hit for the price of one launch, the better. That technically makes them ‘cluster bombs’ and @warhorse is correct, none of these vaunted ‘treaties’ were ever signed by any major power or any country using said items, making them little more than a distraction for the media who love putting out headlines that mean nothing,.
What you said, dude. Well spoken.
it’s become a convenient way for russia to whine like a bully that’s finally been punched in the face. the only people complaining about cluster munitions are russian Zpatriot bloggers, and right wing american websites they cross post to.
every. single. time.russian bloggers find something new to complain about, it hits american sites about 3 days later.and we swallow it whole.
the latest one is ukraine is drone-dropping genetically engineered snakes from israel on russia, with poison that only works on russians. not sure how that would work, but we breathlessly repeat it as though the house is on fire. I fully expect to see it in this comic inside of a week.
maybe they’ll fight alongside the genetically modified geese? or the mosquitos that someone make russians alcoholic? or the Ukrainian super soldiers?
or the yachts zelenskyy bought that are still for sale? or the casino? or the Highgrove House? or the house in egypt he bought 20 years ago (long before he was president) that his mom lives in?
we fall for every stupid russian story that comes down the pike.
It’s not that the media and a lot of people who only get their news fromn the likes of cnn or cbc ‘fall’ for russian, hamas, the dnc, or anyone elses fabrications. It’s that they want to hear them and want to have something to believe that shores up the prior bullshit they willingly believed because even more than power and money, people have a need to ‘know’ that they were right and everyone else was wrong. facts and receipts are meaningless so long as there’s a bye-then or a pelosi or the media equivalent to stand up and lie to them with a straight face, and unfortunately they vote that way too. I maintain that while there needs to be a citizenship test in order to receive a ballot, there should also be an IQ test and both have to be passed.
Isn’t the issue with the submunitions the failure rate that turns duds into what are essentially unstable landmines?
With that in mind, what’s the failure rate of Russian submunitions v what the US is supplying Ukraine?
Maybe my problem is that I’m too old, and have too great a library of Russian/soviet expansionism and general evil. Given that long history, I just can’t seem to hate FJB and the western globalists enough to kiss Putin’s ass when he’s clearly the one invading a sovereign nation.
DC’s being wrong doesn’t automatically make Russia right. I KNOW there ain’t none of us here that simple. Right? Right?
NATO/US submunitions have an impact fuse, and a delay fuse. the failure rate of one is low, the failure rate of both isn’t zero, but pretty close to it. ukraine has to mark on a map every location they have been used, so we can later give those spots extra attention when we demine the country.
russian submunitions have an estimated 25% failure rate (most were made in the 1980’s and not stored properly) and no delay fuse.
even american FASCAM (artillery-deployed minefields) have a delay of 4 hours to 14 days, depending on how they are configured, russian counterparts have no such delay, and are active until they are removed.
Second installment on the way . . .
LOL, this unfolding storyline is so cool! You go, Chris!