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  • November 14, 2018 at 12:23 am
    Nancy

    I think that might have been a mistake.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 12:30 am
      TomZ

      I know it was a mistake.
      Perhaps Jo should ‘return to sender’ before flipping the latch.

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      • November 14, 2018 at 1:14 am
        Too Tall

        Return the lock to sender at subzero temperatures and supersonic speed. Kind of like a supremely chill one pound, 3 inch slug. That will leave a mark.

      • November 14, 2018 at 7:59 am
        MasterDiver

        First Law? I don’ need no stinkin’ First Law!

        Zar Belk!

  • November 14, 2018 at 12:38 am
    Fox2!

    Fatal error on someone’s part. Is Zests within a kilometer of the scene?

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  • November 14, 2018 at 12:38 am
    Fox2!

    Autocucmber. Zed.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 12:39 am
    Fox2!

    Of course. the offender may find out where Sam keeps her hide-away.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 1:20 am
      John M.

      Jo duplicated everything else, does she have a “hideaway” also?

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  • November 14, 2018 at 1:15 am
    Too Tall

    Sam is very fetching as a damsel in distress.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 1:15 am
    Pamela

    Somebody is going to get an ass whooping…or more

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  • November 14, 2018 at 1:16 am
    Too Tall

    Unleash the Tabasco!

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  • November 14, 2018 at 1:18 am
    John M.

    Does Jo have the targetting capabilities to return fire on the right target? Antifa – 0, DD – 1.
    Trip the latch Sam, get it over with…

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  • November 14, 2018 at 1:21 am
    WayneM

    Hard to beat machine reflexes. PantiFA is in for a bad time.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 1:24 am
    JSStryker

    Jo, I do believe you are correct. You have permission to go hot with your weapons.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 1:51 am
      interventor

      Frozen, in this case.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 1:27 am
    John T. Block

    Cry “HAVOC!”, and let loose the Bull of War….

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    • November 14, 2018 at 7:23 am
      Wotan

      * ANTONY:
      Blood and destruction shall be so in use
      And dreadful objects so familiar
      That mothers shall but smile when they behold
      Their infants quarter’d with the hands of war;
      All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:

      And Caesar’s spirit, ranging for revenge,
      With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
      Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
      Cry ‘Havoc,’ and let slip the dogs of war;

      That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
      With carrion men, groaning for burial.”

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  • November 14, 2018 at 1:54 am
    interventor

    Drop the temperature of the lock well below zero. Return to sender at Mach4. May result in shrapnel even forensics will puzzle over.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 2:00 am
    S'aaruuk

    These assholes could not have made a worse decision/action if they’d had a script.

    If that padlock had hit Sam in the face…………

    Chris, PLEASE allow us the vicarious pleasure of seeing these worthless, cowardly shitbags get what they so RICHLY DESERVE.

    And don’t spare the graphics or gore….(or screams of fear & pain)

    Muchly obliged and appreciated.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 2:34 am
    Jeff K.

    I had the same idea as John M. You needed one more panel showing the immediate return of the “lost” item to the sender. His nose would have been a good target.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 5:01 am
    Bren

    Antifa never knows when to quit, and they’re always surprised when things go south.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 6:37 am
      Tom Stockton

      Bren, the same with almost all terrorist groups… they love to dish it out, and fall apart when they’re on the receiving end. If I know Mr. Muir and his storytelling, this will not end well for the ANTIFA thugs. Hopefully!

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    • November 14, 2018 at 8:39 am
      Delilah T

      And no one will remember their names.

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      • November 15, 2018 at 4:59 am
        Too Tall

        Zed has 40+ acres, a backhoe and a 1911. Looks like he will get to use them all in one night.

        (Adapted from a speech Zed shall give to the twins’ potential boyfriends when the twins start to date.)

    • November 14, 2018 at 9:13 am
      Old Codger

      When have they really needed to quit in the real world? Their activities go south all the time and they’ve never gotten so much as a wrist slap for it. I hope they have a Repub judge handy for the lawsuit. Those folks are not afraid to wage a little lawfare when they need to.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 5:49 am
    S'aaruuk

    Very true. And whenever they get their asses handed to them, immediately start crying about how THEY’RE the victims of “right-wing violence” and all they were doing was “peacefully protesting”.

    Yeah……riiiiiiiiight…..not even Tabasco can lay out THAT much bullshit.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 6:18 am
    eon

    I believe the idiots in black pajamas are about to find out what “bullying a dragon” means;

    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BullyingADragon

    Which is right up there with giving Cthulhu the finger;

    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu

    Neither one ever ends well.

    clear ether

    eon

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    • November 14, 2018 at 2:00 pm

      Dead on with the dragon as these asswipes taunt the “super soldier legend deserving of the title” aka the defenders of the Republic…it will get them killed sooner or later and better sooner than later.

      But they *are* Cthulhu, or tentacles of it, and there are many. It is that Cartman of theirs that we struggle so to identify that together embody evil and malice and think themselves the masters of darkness…giving the finger(s) to the Real Satan and the Real Purgatory, the anti-creations of God. And that too will get them killed.

      So their fate is sealed, God is on our side and they will be defeated. But like I said, whether by our dragon rising up or by His hand smiting them for their evil and their blasphemy, or both…sooner rather than later please.

      “Acting out” as this pack of pantifas are doing is a sign of desperation; they are nearing their end. Please God.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 6:45 am
    Fronk!

    Looking forward to the “Attack of the 50 Foot Woman” homage. [My favorite 50s Sci-Fi flickl.] Maybe tomorrow?

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  • November 14, 2018 at 6:56 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “Return to sender.
    Address unknown.
    No such number.
    No such home.”

    Thank you. Thank you very much.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 7:23 am
    GWB

    A lock? I get the bike lock thing (handy on a college campus, easily used as a club), but throwing a padlock? Rocks are so much cheaper and more abundant. *smh*

    (Does it maybe have “Skye” scratched on the back? Since her locker isn’t being used anymore….)

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    • November 14, 2018 at 10:55 am
      cfm56dash7

      Maybe it’s a joke. That is, Jo may use the lock combined with Tabasco as a ‘combination’ move.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 10:23 pm
      interventor

      The Antifree thugs put a lock in a sock and use such as clubs.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 7:24 am
    Wood

    Oh it’s on like Donkey Kong.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 8:18 am
    Tagg

    Ah. A combination lock. Interesting…

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  • November 14, 2018 at 8:20 am
    Josboogie

    By the color of the shirtsleeve I’d say Jo was catching the lock before it could do any damage.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 12:19 pm
      Punta Gorda

      I’ve heard tell that dogs “see” at 70 frames/second and humans at 30. This is why they are seemingly so good at catching things on the fly. I wonder what Jo’s visual refresh rate is?

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  • November 14, 2018 at 8:34 am
    PaulS

    Hoh Boi! This gonna get good. 🙂

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  • November 14, 2018 at 8:38 am
    Delilah T

    Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
    To the last syllable of recorded time;
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
    And then is heard no more. It is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.

    The Minoans had a sport called bull dancing. I wonder how that would work at the borders of the Double D.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 9:12 am
      The 300

      According to the wall paintings at Knossos, the Minoan bull dancers were fit youths who grabbed the horns of the bull and flipped themselves over its back.

      Doubt any of these pantifa goons are that athletic on a diet of cheetos and Mountain Dew.

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      • November 14, 2018 at 10:25 pm
        interventor

        There are tomb paintings of Etruscans doing the same. Portuguese bullfighters pole vault over the bulls.

    • November 14, 2018 at 2:11 pm

      Miss D, ah Willie and his Macbeth, the gift that keeps on giving. And the beauty is the meaning is new at every turn.

      Nice quote to befit this particular dark context; their struts and frets in their hour upon the stage will soon be heard or remembered no more.

      And sooner rather than later as I asked of God upthread. Good one D.

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      • November 14, 2018 at 11:31 pm
        Delilah T

        And, JTC, as I said earlier, no one will remember their names. Assigned to the dustbin of “Histories of Violent Groups”, they have made themselves Anonymous.

        Stalin was a big fan of mass graves. Just sayin’.

  • November 14, 2018 at 8:46 am
    James Gemind

    Fuckit it’s ON.

    Clear and present danger, assault caught on video, shoot to kill is authorized…

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  • November 14, 2018 at 8:50 am
    Badger

    This’ll make the annual thing in Pamplona look like a boutique vacation.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 9:22 am
    sgtcpt

    Mr. Muir you have proven you are a tease of the first order. Right up there with those ecdysiast Theodora, Mata Hari, Sally Rand, and Gypsy Rose Lee. However there comes a time when you have to give the audience what they want. I suggest a classic double envelopment. Zed on one flank and Tabasco on the other. Jo can hold the center.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 9:24 am
    Old Codger

    If anything happens to those Pantifa goons I hope the Don still has a few $mil for the (inevitable) lawsuit. I hope Jo aims CoM when she returns that lock. Otherwise DD ranch could be looking at a “wrongful death” suit. Even if the killing is justified under TPC Chapter 9, you still have to worry ’bout a lawsuit.

    Lawfare. What a concept.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 9:57 pm

      Codger, the simple answer to the problem you posed is to eliminate all witnesses.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 11:27 pm

      Fun to fantasize about the creative demise of these faceless attackers, but the truth is that any of us might face a personal attack and most of us here have decided we will take personal responsibility for responding to it, but a does of reality of what they may entail is advisable.

      OC makes the very valid point that if you must resort to deadly defense your life will be seriously changed and not for the better, maybe even wrecked entirely.

      But at least you will have a life; that is the ultimate point and justification.

      Still, as we call for the creative blood-letting of these pods, even participate in it, keep your real deal responsibilities to you and yours in mind and prepare accordingly. Both with our Constitutionally guaranteed deadly means to defend them but also with a plan for the aftermath.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 9:34 am
    Willie k

    Lawsuit? Who is going to sue? Plenty of open land out there, just saying.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 10:27 pm
      interventor

      After the feral hogs are finished, just a bunch of teeth to rake up.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 10:32 am
    Spin Drift

    “It’s time to Die”*

    Spin

    *”Do Robots Dream of Electric Sheep”

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  • November 14, 2018 at 10:55 am

    Hmm. If Jo has the capability of recording what she sees/hears and the surveillance cameras picked up the assault, then I doubt any lawsuit would be successful as it would be easy to show any actions taken by the residents of the DD Ranch acted in self defense.

    Then again it’s Texas, where “He just plain needed killin’ ” is a valid defense.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 11:29 am
    Nancy

    “I have forty acres and a backhoe.”

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  • November 14, 2018 at 12:37 pm
    RayNAiken

    A little KY jelly, insertion, a few stitches so it does not fall out…….all in full view so everyone sees what is in store.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 8:14 pm
      Merle

      Why waste the KY??? 🙂

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  • November 14, 2018 at 2:06 pm
    Brad

    That lock isn’t something they brought with them, thus it came off of something at the DD perimeter,… like maybe a gate?

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    • November 14, 2018 at 5:01 pm
      Sam

      You sure about that, Brad? Looks like the first panel is an antifa punk preparing to throw it and the second is Jo catching it just before it hit Sam.

      Cheap padlocks are a great thing for them to carry. Carried in the hand it’s a great punch multiplier. And when you can’t get close enough to suckerpunch someone, it can become a handy projectile when no rock is available. They just didn’t count on anyone catching it and sending it back from whence it came.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 2:18 pm
    Pamela

    There is gilding the lily and then there is gelding the loonies.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 5:03 pm
      Sam

      Why bother gelding them? They’re already sans manhood.

      Still, I suppose it’s best to make sure. Don’t bother with the anesthesia.

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      • November 14, 2018 at 6:24 pm
        Delilah T

        I never knew a veterinarian who used a local on an obnoxious stuf or bull calf or boar for neutering.

        This is a symbol of what can happen in real in a city. The bike locker whacker lost his job – remember?

        Check your ammo levels and = wait, aren’t there incendiary rounds that set things on fire? Legal in TN, I believe.

      • November 14, 2018 at 6:38 pm
        Delilah T

        Well, gee, I must be half asleep. That’s ‘stud”, not ‘stuf’.

      • November 14, 2018 at 7:18 pm
        Pamela

        They won’t be studs once their stuf is gone 😉

    • November 14, 2018 at 9:37 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      ROFLOL!!

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  • November 14, 2018 at 5:35 pm
    Lee Leachman

    Will we see woke Skye going against the antifa?

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  • November 14, 2018 at 6:53 pm
    SFCGator

    Y’know, I’d pay real money to see a bloody, graphic image of an ANTIFA asshat literally getting his ass handed to him in all its glorious gore.

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    • November 14, 2018 at 8:00 pm
      Delilah T

      If it happens, it will be in cities where there are police who won’t stand down against them but will fight back. And it will make the 1968 protests at the Chicago Democratic National Convention look like wishful thinking… But that was over the draft and Vietnam, not this brainless nonsense.

      This is anarchy.

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      • November 14, 2018 at 9:34 pm

        Not anarchy, which has a purpose.

        Their elite masters may have a purpose (our destruction), but for these frontline pantifa slaves themselves, it’s just an excuse for mindless riot and destruction to avoid real effort and responsibility.

        And all of that is a quite close parallel to the Vietnam protests which are often given a pass as somehow justified, but those hippies were just the half a century ago version of these mindless useless scum there at the ranch.

  • November 14, 2018 at 8:38 pm
    Wulfenite

    Somebody is going to get a whooping from a “girl”. There is a grrr in girl for a reason.

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  • November 14, 2018 at 8:53 pm
    Gary S

    An extreme ass beating is the right of all antifa

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  • November 14, 2018 at 11:52 pm
    cz93x62

    Full agreement, JTC–AntiFa is 1968 Sorbonne/Columbia/Cal-Berzerkley v.2.0. I suspect that “Here Comes The Good Part” is about to commence.

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  • November 15, 2018 at 1:33 am

    This will not end well for the attacker(s).

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