Aside from The Muslim National Anthem™, there is NO music in Islam. And just what is The Muslim National Anthem™? Well I’m glad you asked!
الجميع يمارس الجنس مع بعقب!
بعقب! بعقب! بعقب اللعنة!
Google Translate auto-detects language. I cut and pasted the anthem…
الجميع يمارس الجنس مع بعقب!بعقب! بعقب! بعقب اللعنة!
and the translation is rather amusing… in a non-politically correct sorta way.
February 15, 2015 at 8:41 am
GWB
I think I understand why he didn’t put the translation here! lol
February 15, 2015 at 12:40 pm
Bad Cyborg
Ah, Macker? Wanna share with the rest of us where you found those “lyrics”? Inquiring minds want to know. 😉
February 14, 2015 at 11:30 pm
B Woodman
Yes, Jan, you ARE responsible for earthquakes. In Damon. Whenever you two are together.
(I’d say whenever you’re in bed together, but we all know that’s not the only place to have earthquake wild and crazy sex together).
Sorry to state, but the inkblot looks to me like two Madame Bovarys kissing.
My guess is I’m now on CAIR’s sh!tlist.
Eh.
cheers
eon
February 14, 2015 at 11:45 pm
JTC
Fearless, Muir. Any FL jihadis that make a move better plan on it being a suicide mission, because I promise them and you it will be. Fuck ’em.
February 15, 2015 at 12:14 am
BigBossOgg
What is WITH all the peppers these people chop? They got something against the old standby Stuffed Bell Peppers? Ok, so they’re colorful on the page; why couldn’t they dissect a large frog for nearly the same amt. of color? Also, in latter years Damon has stopped using slang for effect, it seems…
February 15, 2015 at 1:56 am
skoot
If the way Chris does his toon bothers you bigboss perhaps you should find another to frequent?
February 15, 2015 at 4:00 am
Calvin
Any truth to the rumor that you have a brother named David Muir who has now become the special anchor on the ABC nightly news? At least that is what I was told by the commerical on the radio…or was it the voices in my head?
February 15, 2015 at 11:10 am
Chris Muir
He’s related with the name spelled like that,too bad he’s a wuss lib.
February 15, 2015 at 12:44 pm
Bad Cyborg
No biggie, Chris. Everybody knows you can pick your friends but you can’t pick your kin.
February 15, 2015 at 3:24 pm
Immanuel Goldstein
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
February 15, 2015 at 6:10 am
Bill G
If a school bus full of children being blown up looks like civilization to you, you’ve failed the Civilization Rorschach Test.
If… no, I don’t have time to list all the ways the islamists fail.
And BTW, love the line “And a high chair for my wife”.
“And a high chair for my wife” Oh man, I busted out laughing and scared the cat at that one. I can feel the burn 14 centuries away.
February 15, 2015 at 8:59 am
B Woodman
Yes Sam, you are “provocative” to a muzzie: bare arms, bare face, uncovered head, exposed cleavage, shape-revealing clothing. Things that western civilized man would consider normal and pleasant to look at. Yet no muzzie would be able to restrain himself from going into conniptions, fits, and attack mode.
February 15, 2015 at 9:01 am
Hal
Obviously it’s part of a french maid’s outfit. Obviously!
February 15, 2015 at 9:02 am
B Woodman
Bill G and Dr M,
Right up there with ordering a BLT (bacon!!!, lettuce, and tomato).
February 15, 2015 at 9:20 am
interventor
By reports, Ayesha, Muhammad’s child bride, grew to be a very successful merchant. She kept the family (noted deadbeats) out of debt. When Muhammad address the flock for the last time, warning of his impending death, there was only one reply — “You can’t die, you owe me money.”
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Aside from The Muslim National Anthem™, there is NO music in Islam. And just what is The Muslim National Anthem™? Well I’m glad you asked!
الجميع يمارس الجنس مع بعقب!
بعقب! بعقب! بعقب اللعنة!
Translation, please, for us non-Arabic speakers.
see also… http://www.fatwaislam.com/fis/index.cfm?scn=fd&ID=1330
Google Translate auto-detects language. I cut and pasted the anthem…
الجميع يمارس الجنس مع بعقب!بعقب! بعقب! بعقب اللعنة!
and the translation is rather amusing… in a non-politically correct sorta way.
I think I understand why he didn’t put the translation here! lol
Ah, Macker? Wanna share with the rest of us where you found those “lyrics”? Inquiring minds want to know. 😉
Yes, Jan, you ARE responsible for earthquakes. In Damon. Whenever you two are together.
(I’d say whenever you’re in bed together, but we all know that’s not the only place to have earthquake wild and crazy sex together).
“Did the Earth move for you too?”
Sorry to state, but the inkblot looks to me like two Madame Bovarys kissing.
My guess is I’m now on CAIR’s sh!tlist.
Eh.
cheers
eon
Fearless, Muir. Any FL jihadis that make a move better plan on it being a suicide mission, because I promise them and you it will be. Fuck ’em.
What is WITH all the peppers these people chop? They got something against the old standby Stuffed Bell Peppers? Ok, so they’re colorful on the page; why couldn’t they dissect a large frog for nearly the same amt. of color? Also, in latter years Damon has stopped using slang for effect, it seems…
If the way Chris does his toon bothers you bigboss perhaps you should find another to frequent?
Any truth to the rumor that you have a brother named David Muir who has now become the special anchor on the ABC nightly news? At least that is what I was told by the commerical on the radio…or was it the voices in my head?
He’s related with the name spelled like that,too bad he’s a wuss lib.
No biggie, Chris. Everybody knows you can pick your friends but you can’t pick your kin.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
If a school bus full of children being blown up looks like civilization to you, you’ve failed the Civilization Rorschach Test.
If… no, I don’t have time to list all the ways the islamists fail.
And BTW, love the line “And a high chair for my wife”.
“And a high chair for my wife” Oh man, I busted out laughing and scared the cat at that one. I can feel the burn 14 centuries away.
Yes Sam, you are “provocative” to a muzzie: bare arms, bare face, uncovered head, exposed cleavage, shape-revealing clothing. Things that western civilized man would consider normal and pleasant to look at. Yet no muzzie would be able to restrain himself from going into conniptions, fits, and attack mode.
Obviously it’s part of a french maid’s outfit. Obviously!
Bill G and Dr M,
Right up there with ordering a BLT (bacon!!!, lettuce, and tomato).
By reports, Ayesha, Muhammad’s child bride, grew to be a very successful merchant. She kept the family (noted deadbeats) out of debt. When Muhammad address the flock for the last time, warning of his impending death, there was only one reply — “You can’t die, you owe me money.”
7th century barbarians have no sense of humor, and no self control. Pretty much like the animals they are, but you can teach an animal to obey.
Yes but sometimes a bad animal has to be but down.
Second on the high chair for my wife. Laughed so hard ….
I’m still cleaning the coffee off of my screen. The ‘high chair’ comment made my day, week and ,month. Keep it up. God how we need it.
Watch your six, please….
Ein Maß Spaten.
Damn I miss good German beer. I would kill for an Andechs Doppelbock right now.
Eine HassenKopf Kristle Weissen (Rabbit Head Crystal Wheat). With a lemon slice and a grain of rice.
Beer, bacon, and a highchair. Wonderful.
Bravery amongst cowards. May God bless you and keep you, sir.
Please quit feeling sorry for Charlie Hebdo…most of their disgusting cartoons
were about the Catholic church and “Americunts” and they have profusely apologised to mudslimes for their few innocuous cartoons about Mahomet-Baphomet and promised not to offend muslims anymore…A more worthy anti-islam cartoonist would be Dilem, who live, in all places, in Algier itself and whose face is plastered everywhere. However, Dilem take security seriously, has not shown up at his newspapers of employ for the last ten years and always is under disguise…I hope Chris Muir take example on Dilem…these filthy muslim bums are about, have the Democrats backing and are deadly.
http://www.acb54.com/IMG/jpg/dilem-b-touchepas.jpg
http://www.tv5.org/TV5Site/upload_image/infos//dilem_photo_572_TV5-030609.jpg
http://www.zalea.tv/IMG/jpg/dilem-1.jpg
http://da.img.v4.skyrock.net/7770/38967770/pics/1530161290_small.jpg
http://forum-avignon.org/sites/default/files/editeur/alidilem2.jpg