“…and the best thing I ever did was pretend to give a shit about all those damn n—-rs as a ruse to invade and kill all those damn rednecks down in rollover country and steal all their land and their shit.”
Republican in the same way as that other poser McCain was. RINOS!
Sleepy Creepy Uncle Joe promised to cure cancer if… and only if… he is elected as POTUS. He might stand a better chance of success if he promised to cure Climate Change, the Gendered Pay Gap or the heartbreak of psoriasis.
And it’s driving the MSM batshit crazy. Their TV watching brainwashed captive audience is shrinking daily and taking their influence (and what little sanity they have left) with it.
Their newest ploy is to blackmail advertisers into abandoning YouTube and deplatforming independent contributors that don’t toe their political groupthink line, and to hell with the collateral damage like educators (they talk about Nazis you know).
I don’t know if Slowhand Joe will ever fully understand that today’s media is no longer 100% democrat controlled; that not every camera and microphone is not in the hands of a DMC toady.
OTOH, he might just not care, and simply plays to that part of the democrat base that’s alive and watching the DMC.
JW,
My thought exactly. Krazy Drunk Molester Unkle Joe – a legend in his own mind. As are all the rest of the DildoCrats and GOPe RINOs (and that includes Mittens Romney – PTUI!!)
The DNC ran Joe as a life insurance policy for Obama, no one was going to take a shot at Obama if there was a chance it would put Joe in the Whitehouse. I won’t worry until they decide to run him with Hillary as the VP candidate. What would be the Over/Under for how long he would survive if they were elected?
Even worse if it should jump in for potus nom at the last minute. All the other socialists would swoon and drop out, and that purportedly female simian would garner big vote share on BOTH sides of the stupid “electorate”. Probably the biggest risk facing the campaign to restore the Republic. Then it wouldn’t be Arkancide threatening inconvenient obstacles on their side, but actual suicides on ours.
Kill me now and save me the trouble.
June 15, 2019 at 11:17 am
Exgunmam
With the hellary, Arkancide makes a comeback if that is the ticket……………
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No shit?
Better shut that poop hole in your face then.
Hey, outrage sells. Screaming feels like they’re doing something so give them something to yell out.
Study: Hate Clicks Are A Major Source Of Web Traffic And Also ‘The Princess Bride’ Is A Trash Movie That Only Stupid People Like
Kadaka? You ARE aware that “Babylon Bee is a satire site aren’t you?
Love me some Bee.
INCONCEIVABLE!
Piss off a lib; remind them Lincoln was a Republican, 😉
Remember, Abe Lincoln said,”worst damned mistake I ever made was appointing Ruth Bader Ginsburg,”
That was right before he said:
“…and the best thing I ever did was pretend to give a shit about all those damn n—-rs as a ruse to invade and kill all those damn rednecks down in rollover country and steal all their land and their shit.”
Republican in the same way as that other poser McCain was. RINOS!
Sleepy Creepy Uncle Joe promised to cure cancer if… and only if… he is elected as POTUS. He might stand a better chance of success if he promised to cure Climate Change, the Gendered Pay Gap or the heartbreak of psoriasis.
Or maybe ‘Ring Around The Collar’.
Joe can cure #MeToo.
…silently watching the actuarial tables…
Judt a matter of time ya know.
Yeah, I bet that way about Teddy, too, when his opponents were equally noxious and in much better health, and was wrong twice. 🙁
And it’s driving the MSM batshit crazy. Their TV watching brainwashed captive audience is shrinking daily and taking their influence (and what little sanity they have left) with it.
Their newest ploy is to blackmail advertisers into abandoning YouTube and deplatforming independent contributors that don’t toe their political groupthink line, and to hell with the collateral damage like educators (they talk about Nazis you know).
Has Weird Uncle Joe been slinging crap or playing with it to find a pony at the bottom of the ever increasing pile…
Don’t be shaking hands with the man…they are looking a bit more compromised than usual.
Oh jeepers, that just gave me the shivers… maybe “Creepy Uncle Joe” is all touchy-feely because he’s wiping his hands?
I don’t know if Slowhand Joe will ever fully understand that today’s media is no longer 100% democrat controlled; that not every camera and microphone is not in the hands of a DMC toady.
OTOH, he might just not care, and simply plays to that part of the democrat base that’s alive and watching the DMC.
Or he plays to the dead constituency.
I can’t tell you what I think of ole’ Joe, Can’t use that kind of language here. He is, however a legend in his own mind.
JW,
My thought exactly. Krazy Drunk Molester Unkle Joe – a legend in his own mind. As are all the rest of the DildoCrats and GOPe RINOs (and that includes Mittens Romney – PTUI!!)
The DNC ran Joe as a life insurance policy for Obama, no one was going to take a shot at Obama if there was a chance it would put Joe in the Whitehouse. I won’t worry until they decide to run him with Hillary as the VP candidate. What would be the Over/Under for how long he would survive if they were elected?
He’d have to have a death wish, and even SloJoe ain’t that dumb.
Same thing if the Other O should run as vice. Which BTW would present a MUCH greater risk to DT and Deplorables worldwide.
Even worse if it should jump in for potus nom at the last minute. All the other socialists would swoon and drop out, and that purportedly female simian would garner big vote share on BOTH sides of the stupid “electorate”. Probably the biggest risk facing the campaign to restore the Republic. Then it wouldn’t be Arkancide threatening inconvenient obstacles on their side, but actual suicides on ours.
Kill me now and save me the trouble.
With the hellary, Arkancide makes a comeback if that is the ticket……………
They are training our new masters well.
https://twitter.com/kocizum/status/1139615763336171525
Coming soon to a would-be Democrat presidential candidate near you.
New York Times op-ed makes the case for reparations for gays over shameful treatment in the past
Man that Babble on Bee thing gets lamer and lamer all the time.
What? This one’s true and not the BB?
Dang, this New Left’s reality is even crazier than bad satire.
Facepalm. No, double facepalm.