“The Pwesidency. That bwessed awangement… that bwings us together… today.”
“Let me be perfectly clear — ”
“You keep using that word. I do no think it means what you think it means.”
“Promise me money. Promise me power. Promise me everything I ask for!”
“I want my health-care plan back, you son of a b!tch…”
February 26, 2015 at 12:19 am
Chris Muir
🙂 excellent!
February 26, 2015 at 1:03 am
Wayne M
Bwahahaha!!
February 26, 2015 at 4:01 am
Jorge_Banner
He has ALWAYS been perfectly clear.
His election and his re election will never find a place in decency.
February 26, 2015 at 12:19 am
Brad
Inconceivable!
February 26, 2015 at 12:22 am
KenH
Widddle BAAAAAAAWWWWYY isn’t bright enough to fucking make a sandwich, never mind anything more complex. And if he aint real careful, he might discover what ‘other options’ MOSSAD has at its disposal….
Exactly, and I don’t know where there has been any confusion as to what that means. My OATH has no expiration date.
February 26, 2015 at 10:07 am
JTC
It is those options that Princess O fears most, which is why he is busily ( what judge? what constitution?) planning to in his words on NPR Tuesday “get my immigration plan through” before his end of term.
At the risk of being redundant, let me say again:
If the guest-voter plan is herded through like a lamb, it will rapidly morph into the lion that devours us, and we will no longer have any options.
February 26, 2015 at 1:04 am
Wayne M
Oy, it would take a miracle!!
February 26, 2015 at 2:48 am
Ryk E Lee
A coup by the joint chiefs would work for me at this point. Oh, that’s right King Putt got rid of all the ones with a set of balls.
But they’re out here, with us, and I’m pretty sure a large number of those who would follow them.
February 26, 2015 at 6:31 am
eon
Wannabee “Fearless Leaders” and “World Changers” tend to get all wee-wee’d up by their own multiplying plots and plans. Because eventually, they tend to cancel each other out.
Or else it becomes obvious to everyone else that El Lider Maximo is a frelking idiot.
Or both.
cheers
eon
February 26, 2015 at 7:05 am
Bill G
Since the “Princess Bride” quotes have been used, I’ll switch to something a little older…
“Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!”
When I checked to make sure I had it correctly I learned this is from Sir Walter Scott’s ‘Marmion’, not the work of Shakespeare, who I’d have cited it to.
February 26, 2015 at 7:18 am
Dastardly Dan
What is Princess?
Princess is an America-Hating, socialist, terrorist sympathizing traitor who has violated his oath of office to defend the constitution.
What is the Russian colloquialism signifying the diagnosis of vaginitis in the nominal male?
February 26, 2015 at 7:46 am
B Woodman
Mangina.
‘Nuff said.
February 26, 2015 at 7:47 am
B Woodman
(As Obozo gazes in a mirror. . . )
“Wuv, true wuv. . . “
February 26, 2015 at 7:40 pm
Dastardly Dan
THAT!!
February 26, 2015 at 8:05 am
Pamela
Princess? Well that explains some things. Care to lay odds on who did the gelding…
I think the Doc also said it best. “His brain is a bag full of cats, you can smell the crazy on him”
February 26, 2015 at 9:12 am
Top Hef
[Picture VP Biden leaning over some poor, unsuspecting young woman]
It’s the pit of despair… Don’t even think about trying to escape.
February 26, 2015 at 10:03 am
Spin Drift
Why do I feel like I’m reliving the last days of Rome, “1984” and “Brazil” at the same time? Me I’m just a rogue HVAC engineer full of sound and fury, living in what will become to be known as the American Dark Ages.
You seem to have taken a wrong turn somewhere, princess.
Perhaps you’d better recalibrate the GPS in your Prius.
February 26, 2015 at 2:15 pm
JTC
Free4All…it’s name says it all, doesn’t it?
February 26, 2015 at 10:50 am
John Egbert
Come to think on it, Robert A. Heinlein wasn’t really all that far off the mark when he created Jeremiah Scudder. Let’s work, hope and pray – especially work – that the current regime doesn’t last as long or be as terrible as that which Heinlein speculated. For the uninitiated, read “The Revolt In 2100.”
February 26, 2015 at 11:12 am
Insomniac
Princess Bride for the win!
February 26, 2015 at 12:22 pm
Kevin M
I’ve got $20 that says the last thing King Hussein does during his reign is to grant executive pardons to a ton of black convicts who murdered white cops.
Any takers?
His entire presidency has revolved around his desire to insult and inflict humiliation on everything this country stands for. His depravity is beyond words.
Y’know…I really think the best favor Her Royal Hiney could do us all is to attempt subterfuge against the jewish yahoo…swift and severe response to muz attack is his koyekh…
February 26, 2015 at 3:44 pm
Chris Muir
“Freedom For All People, is pretty much the meaning. Also, I realize many here disagree, but I prefer the government keeping their hands away from ones personal life, over them keeping their hands away from ones wallet. I’ll take individual liberty over low taxation, any day.
I’d also very much like to know how it is “ignorant” to state that life is more free for women, or PoC and other minorities, now, than it was 50-60 years ago.”- This was Freeforall who is simply too stupid waste time on.They need to do their own damn homework.Jesus, these people are stupid.
February 26, 2015 at 11:54 pm
JTC
Chris, a minor correction for your archives…the listed characters should be BO, Naomi, and ‘Toly, Da?
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“The Pwesidency. That bwessed awangement… that bwings us together… today.”
“Let me be perfectly clear — ”
“You keep using that word. I do no think it means what you think it means.”
“Promise me money. Promise me power. Promise me everything I ask for!”
“I want my health-care plan back, you son of a b!tch…”
🙂 excellent!
Bwahahaha!!
He has ALWAYS been perfectly clear.
His election and his re election will never find a place in decency.
Inconceivable!
Widddle BAAAAAAAWWWWYY isn’t bright enough to fucking make a sandwich, never mind anything more complex. And if he aint real careful, he might discover what ‘other options’ MOSSAD has at its disposal….
I would prefer he discover what other options Americans have at our disposal.
Those who put the phrase “enemies domestic and foreign” may have had something like this in mind.
Exactly, and I don’t know where there has been any confusion as to what that means. My OATH has no expiration date.
It is those options that Princess O fears most, which is why he is busily ( what judge? what constitution?) planning to in his words on NPR Tuesday “get my immigration plan through” before his end of term.
At the risk of being redundant, let me say again:
If the guest-voter plan is herded through like a lamb, it will rapidly morph into the lion that devours us, and we will no longer have any options.
Oy, it would take a miracle!!
A coup by the joint chiefs would work for me at this point. Oh, that’s right King Putt got rid of all the ones with a set of balls.
But they’re out here, with us, and I’m pretty sure a large number of those who would follow them.
Wannabee “Fearless Leaders” and “World Changers” tend to get all wee-wee’d up by their own multiplying plots and plans. Because eventually, they tend to cancel each other out.
Or else it becomes obvious to everyone else that El Lider Maximo is a frelking idiot.
Or both.
cheers
eon
Since the “Princess Bride” quotes have been used, I’ll switch to something a little older…
“Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!”
When I checked to make sure I had it correctly I learned this is from Sir Walter Scott’s ‘Marmion’, not the work of Shakespeare, who I’d have cited it to.
What is Princess?
Princess is an America-Hating, socialist, terrorist sympathizing traitor who has violated his oath of office to defend the constitution.
What is the Russian colloquialism signifying the diagnosis of vaginitis in the nominal male?
Mangina.
‘Nuff said.
(As Obozo gazes in a mirror. . . )
“Wuv, true wuv. . . “
THAT!!
Princess? Well that explains some things. Care to lay odds on who did the gelding…
I think the Doc also said it best. “His brain is a bag full of cats, you can smell the crazy on him”
[Picture VP Biden leaning over some poor, unsuspecting young woman]
It’s the pit of despair… Don’t even think about trying to escape.
Why do I feel like I’m reliving the last days of Rome, “1984” and “Brazil” at the same time? Me I’m just a rogue HVAC engineer full of sound and fury, living in what will become to be known as the American Dark Ages.
I am gobsmacked at the ignorance.
Indeed. WTF?
You seem to have taken a wrong turn somewhere, princess.
Perhaps you’d better recalibrate the GPS in your Prius.
Free4All…it’s name says it all, doesn’t it?
Come to think on it, Robert A. Heinlein wasn’t really all that far off the mark when he created Jeremiah Scudder. Let’s work, hope and pray – especially work – that the current regime doesn’t last as long or be as terrible as that which Heinlein speculated. For the uninitiated, read “The Revolt In 2100.”
Princess Bride for the win!
I’ve got $20 that says the last thing King Hussein does during his reign is to grant executive pardons to a ton of black convicts who murdered white cops.
Any takers?
His entire presidency has revolved around his desire to insult and inflict humiliation on everything this country stands for. His depravity is beyond words.
No bets. And you’ve got $20? Amazing! Not that there’s any risk of losing it…
Very few such incidents at the federal level — president’s authority only extends to federal crimes.
Oh, and “my country to betray”? Which one?
Y’know…I really think the best favor Her Royal Hiney could do us all is to attempt subterfuge against the jewish yahoo…swift and severe response to muz attack is his koyekh…
“Freedom For All People, is pretty much the meaning. Also, I realize many here disagree, but I prefer the government keeping their hands away from ones personal life, over them keeping their hands away from ones wallet. I’ll take individual liberty over low taxation, any day.
I’d also very much like to know how it is “ignorant” to state that life is more free for women, or PoC and other minorities, now, than it was 50-60 years ago.”- This was Freeforall who is simply too stupid waste time on.They need to do their own damn homework.Jesus, these people are stupid.
Chris, a minor correction for your archives…the listed characters should be BO, Naomi, and ‘Toly, Da?