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  • January 5, 2017 at 8:45 pm
    Big Jim

    Actually, I’m not jealous. My life is that good.

  • January 5, 2017 at 9:00 pm
    Lorenzo Poe

    Actually it was flavorade.

    • January 6, 2017 at 7:40 am
      DASTARDLY DAN

      Lorenzo,
      Search Youtube for the home movie video from Jonestown. Go through the whole thing. It eventually pans through the tent where the Kool-Ade was served. You can see the packages.

  • January 5, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Herd mentality? Jim Jones? Oh, man! If only there were a ship we could put them on and send them to the second star to the right, straight on ’til morning!

    Then the rest of us could get on with our lives.

    I still remember the shock of seeing the headlines about Jonestown and the news that a Congressman had been murdered at the airstrip by Jones’s thugs. These stupid SJWs are SO ripe for the plucking.

    But there’ve been so many cultish groups preaching Doomsdays that never happened… how long does anyone think this SJW cult will last?

    When cupboards go bare and TP runs out, and the rent for that cheapass studio apartment has to be paid, and the landlord decides to cut the heat by about 10 degrees in the midsst of a really frosty cold snap, well…. reality then sets in and camps out.

    Reality is a bitch with long, sharp teeth. We’ve all met her, haven’t we?

    • January 5, 2017 at 9:35 pm
      Interventor

      Don’t forget, Jim Jones was a communist.

      • January 5, 2017 at 9:53 pm
        eon

        And three days later, a friend of his killed SF mayor George Moscone and city councilman Harvey Milk. Milk got all the press because he was gay. The result was to launch the political career of SF’s deputy mayor, Dianne Feinstein, who has built her career around being anti-Second Amendment.

        Well, it was easier than admitting that Jones had been both a Communist and the fair-haired boy of the City Hall set in Frisco , in addition to being a homicidal, apocalyptic-minded wackjob.

        clear ether

        eon

      • January 6, 2017 at 8:31 am
        PaulS

        This is a perfect example of the difference in “name calling”, they think what they call us is true, but what we call them IS true. Reality bites!

    • January 6, 2017 at 12:57 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Hey! What have you got against Peter Pan and the Lost Boys?!
      If you want to send them to a “star”, send them to “the morning star”, Venus. I was just reading about that place, a real Socialist Worker’s Paradise, it is.

  • January 5, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    In regard to the young man who was kidnapped and tortured yesterday, he was NOT mentally ill. He is mentally handicapped, what we used to politely call a simpleton, who knew one of the men who attacked him and probably trusted him. A neighbor of whoever rented the apartment complained to the four about the noise, and the young man managed to escape.

    By the time he escaped, that bunch of cretins had stripped him down to his shorts and a pair of sandals and it was dark, after 5:30PM, according to the news this morning. He was somewhere in some suburb of Chicago, although he lives with his parents in Crystal Lake. The weather last night was bitterly cold, 5F with a wind chill of -11F, not something to be walking around in wearing shorts, no shirt, and sandals. He was spotted by a police officer who got him to a hospital and called his parents. They had not reported him missing until Monday.

    He had been held, beaten, injured and tortured by those thugs for at least 48 hours.

    They are all now sitting in jail charged with kidnapping, unlawful restraint, aggravated battery, and other felonies – there’s a list – as well as HATE CRIMES, under the FBI’s definition of hate crimes. So it’s possible they may get hit with federal charges as well as local law enforcement charges. One can only hope so.

    • January 5, 2017 at 9:56 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      So much for “love”, “acceptance”, and “tolerance” by the Libtards.

      • January 6, 2017 at 1:37 am
        Calvin

        I wouldn’t go so far as to say that these four idiots are fine examples of libtardism but they were certainly influenced by the left into thinking that what they did was somewhat exceptable….as long as it was done to a white guy.

    • January 5, 2017 at 10:07 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      May the Fearsome Foursome (two males, two females) have a long and fruitful internship in the Pound-‘Em-In-The-Ass Prison under the respective tutalage of Bubba, Thor, Tiny, Dr Julio, and Big Bertha, Strap-On Sally, Mega Martha. They will be indoctrinated into the workings of the Prison Cell Deli, being served a steady diet of cockmeat sammiches smothered in nutbutter and manmeat mayo. Yum.

    • January 6, 2017 at 12:56 am
      Norm

      Crystal Lake is quite a way outside of Chicago. A suburb, yes, but 20 or 30 miles out, IIRC. I grew up in Des Plaines, somewhere in between the two.

    • January 6, 2017 at 2:19 pm
      Roger

      Just think. If the innocent victim was black and the 4 thugs were white, how many cities would see vast hordes blocking traffic, smashing business windows, destroying cars, assaulting innocent people, etc., with president Obama claiming the victim could have been his son and how horrible those Bible and gun toting white people are.

      But, of course, there are no riots… Just an example of the difference between us and them!

      • January 6, 2017 at 6:11 pm

        Yeah, but, Roger, it’s C-O-L-D! It won’t warm up until next Tuesday.

  • January 5, 2017 at 9:16 pm
    epador

    As Mrs Epador just said:

    Cartoons against Humanity?!?

  • January 5, 2017 at 9:21 pm
    epador

    As an aside, as an oncologist in the distant past, I heard more than one DDDD lady remark that the upside of her cancer was getting a downsize on the healthy side and lesser than previous reconstruction on the diseased size. Less backaches. For the ladies, that is.

    But enough of reality.

  • January 5, 2017 at 9:24 pm
    Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah

    To Paladin (if you’re still around)
    ref comment in Black-Jaysus, 1/5/17 at 7:37 am,
    seeking an Obama Timeline:

    Try
    http://thecompleteobamatimeline.com/the-timeline.html

    It has clickable links to PDF’s written by Don Fredrick (who compiled
    the info he researched into a book, The Complete Obama Timeline).

    Once-upon-a-time this info was hosted at colony14.net (which is now
    apparently defunct. Beware, there’s a “Black History Matters, man” site currently occupying the “colony14.COM” address.)

    You might also check the Wayback machine for colony14.net; I think the URL was still good in 2011. [ Uhhhmm, I *think* so … but my, heh, onboard software may not be wholly accurate any more. ]

  • January 5, 2017 at 9:25 pm
    epador

    Delilah: the only reason to avoid a lynching for such a crime is if the incarceration awaiting trial and after sentencing could be kinda brutal when the white supremacists and black racists incarcerated both work together to make the last years of their lives true pain.

  • January 5, 2017 at 9:51 pm
    Pamela

    “They need a cult leader”. They will follow anyone or thing.
    They’ll even follow Pinky from Pinky and the Brain.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfwpCK_thDA

    • January 5, 2017 at 10:12 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Possibly my all time favorite cartoon.

      I have had people ask me: What are we going to do today, Brain?
      The answer is, of course: Try to take over the world.

      I never did try or want to join any of those secret organizations. I could give the Harpo Marx response now, but that was not why.

      • January 5, 2017 at 11:22 pm
        Pamela

        *squee* You like Pinky and the Brain!
        Blow in my ear and I will follow you anywhere….

      • January 6, 2017 at 1:30 am
        NotYetInACamp

        (puff)

    • January 5, 2017 at 10:55 pm
      Interventor

      Considered Pinky the more common sense one. Played being a simpleton to avoid the Brain’s wraith. Imagine being in a cage with that psychopath.

      • January 5, 2017 at 11:21 pm
        Fox2!

        The theme song line,”one of them is crazy, and the other one insane” never qualified which was which. I have seen some speculation that Pinky was actually Brain’s keeper, charged with sabotaging his unending nightly quest to “take over the world”.

      • January 6, 2017 at 1:32 am
        NotYetInACamp

        You must realize that there was always just one element that prevented his schemes from being perfect and completely working.
        The fly in the ointment varied as much as his elaborately planned schemes.

      • January 6, 2017 at 8:41 am
        eon

        I thought it was “One is a genius, the other insane”. But it changed from time to time.

        I often wondered if the Brain was actually one of Douglas Adams’ “mice”, who had gone completely off-program.

        The Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

        Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

        The Brain: Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, “counter-intelligence.” You have the I.Q. of plaster.

        Narf!

        cheers

        eon

    • January 5, 2017 at 11:52 pm
      WayneM

      Narf!!

      So much love for Pinky & the Brain!!

    • January 6, 2017 at 1:00 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      (THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE!!)
      I’ll make the popcorn, you bring the sodas.
      HELLO, NOIS!

    • January 6, 2017 at 4:50 am
      jackdeth72

      Yeah…. Good luck with that.

      Well, the House Democrats do not have a leader of any “Throw Weight”, depth or dimension in Chuckie Schumer.

      He threatens lamely. Comes across more as a High School Principle without a Talking Point now that Trump will be in charge in two weeks. Leaving the First and Second Amendment safe. And “Gun Control” will be relegated to the ash heap of History for around 50 years.

      And Nancy Pelosi will NEVER take orders from Keith Ellison. Her spoiled, racist “Miss Lube Rack of 1957” Baltimore-on childhood and background won’t let her!

      • January 6, 2017 at 8:46 am
        eon

        I’m expecting a couple of convenient “mass shootings” in the runup to the next election. After all , there are 25 Democratic senators trying to keep their seats, and “Gun Control” is their second-favorite issue, after “Global Warming”.

        Violent events happen so…conveniently… when progressives need them to. Mainly due their deep bench of violent, unstable supporters.

        That being about the only “bench” of any kind that they actually have.

        clear ether

        eon

      • January 6, 2017 at 11:50 am

        Isn’t it amazing A: How that works, and B: How nobody but people like us seem to tie the two together?

      • January 6, 2017 at 12:48 pm
        Kafiroon

        The scary part is those followers that will act, see nothing wrong with doing so.

  • January 5, 2017 at 9:53 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    Obama has warned about tribalism.
    Obama has warned about nationalism.
    Obama is using various cults.

    I have a nation. the united States of America
    I have a tribe. Magyar
    Also Irish, but they have been negligent lately. One of them is leading the Islamization of Europe now. Sutherland. Sutherland was a leader of the EU. He demoted himself to lead the open borders mass Muslim invasion.

    The psychosis of people has always amazed me. yet, as Spock would say of some interesting pathogen: fascinating.

    I believe that in the saving of our culture we shall return to the old rules. They are playing by the old rules now. We must use them. There is only one rule in the old rules. That rule is: Win.

    All of the psychosis of various cults will fall aside and die as that rule is applied. Every suicidal European and American is no longer our individual concern. They have decided on suicide. When an enemy decides that you must die, then you end that ability for them to win. Only after you have won may you consider mercy.
    In Islam, after the enemy has submitted, then the torture and killing really begins. The Muslim can decide to let the submitted ones live or die and be right with Allah no matter how they choose. They will understand whatever is done to them.
    Only after the win is assured may we consider mercy, and then only if it does not risk our win.
    i think that we reached the point where the battle will be engaged fully. It is like any war fought in the old style. there is no right or wrong, there is only winning. This is not a football game. this is the survival of humanity and of civilization.
    I have other thoughts. Some humorous. Some darker than this.
    I consider if the Swiss in the time of William Tell had not won, then the Netherlands, and then the USA would not have had that guide n many ways to form their nations. Unless you win you cannot choose to form a united States of America. Losing is not an affordable luxury.
    I see the darkness in who they are and what they do.

    • January 5, 2017 at 11:54 pm
      WayneM

      Upside is the Magyar tribe seem to finally be exerting themselves against the invading hordes of fighting age Muslim males…

      • January 6, 2017 at 1:49 am
        NotYetInACamp

        They built the fence on their border.
        To illegally enter is now a criminal offense, and is prosecuted.
        Many in Europe see the reality.
        Many are virtue display addled.
        There will be much more blood to solve this.
        The Muslims have come to take over.
        Here is a Britain First video from a year ago where that point is made obvious. The Muslims say it. To not believe the Muslims is to be delusional.
        This is an invasion by emigration. It is a hijrah jihad to conquer.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU

    • January 6, 2017 at 2:52 am

      Let us hope the IRA side of the Irish stands.

      • January 6, 2017 at 7:50 am
        NotYetInACamp

        Up the Irish.

        Beidh an lá linn

  • January 5, 2017 at 10:02 pm
    Southpaw

    countdown: 15 days

    • January 6, 2017 at 2:52 am

      YES!!!!!!!!!!

  • January 5, 2017 at 10:03 pm
    Spin Drift

    Chicago, America’s largest outdoor shooting range, is now going to become a free fire zone. I have to go there next week for work. Duck and cover into the hood then escape to home.

    Spin
    War Damn Eagle
    Molon Labe

    • January 6, 2017 at 1:08 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Are you flying in, or driving? If driving, consider carrying, Chicago “laws” or not.

      • January 6, 2017 at 10:37 am
        Spin Drift

        Flying into ORD, meetings then fly out. The plant is in the second worst neighborhood in Chicago (second highest tally in Time magazines body count). Can’t carry but if its cold they will stay indoors at the times I have to travel.

        Spin
        Molon Labe
        War Damn Eagle

    • January 6, 2017 at 9:14 pm

      Chitown, Lauderdale…tomayto, tomahto.

      Not really, of course.

      But at least in Chicago the gang bangers tend to bang each other, whereas random nutjobs with muzzie voices in their heads target you and me. And not just the unfortunate few in the line of fire, but all of us who will now face even more restrictions and inconvenience getting ourselves and our guns from place to place. Remember what Zed said “they” fear most…Americans and their guns. If I were the conspiracy type I might even think…nah.

  • January 5, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    J to D: “AGAIN?”

    Hey! That was directed at ME wasn’t it?

    For all you know he had his nap while she was in the shower!

    I know, prob’ly not, you know what they say about conservative black dudes.

    • January 5, 2017 at 11:32 pm
      Pamela

      Um that it takes a licking and keep on ticking under any conditions…

      *exits stage right*

      • January 6, 2017 at 4:53 am
        jackdeth72

        Nice “Snagglepuss” move there, Pamela.

        Hanna-Barbera would be proud!

      • January 6, 2017 at 6:28 pm

        Way back before the “dark ages” (early ’08), when I signed for up for blogger, part of the process is making up a profile and part of that is a popup profile question; mine and my answer was this:

        Q: Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they’ve grown up?

        A: Boyfriend growls “Babe, I’m starved, grab me a zebra and a beer, willya?”

        I’m so proud of that; it’s a true commentary on society in general and the whole male/female thing in particular…and might ‘splain a lot about the “lion in shadow” thing you reference below also. 😉

  • January 5, 2017 at 11:17 pm

    Pete231 (from yesterday):
    Happy now that you’ve had your nip?

  • January 5, 2017 at 11:27 pm
    Pamela

    What’s with Damon’s chest?
    It looks like there is a lion in shadow form sticking it’s tongue out

  • January 6, 2017 at 1:10 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    I’m glad that Chris took the hints from his readers from yesterday. More Jan…..

    • January 6, 2017 at 1:29 am
      NotYetInACamp

      That is much better than more cowbell.

  • January 6, 2017 at 1:28 am
    NotYetInACamp

    Are liberals bigger drug users.
    I like this Australian viewpoint.
    The whole blog is interesting beyond the top rumination and consideration by the academic psychologists writer.
    He mentions bullocks. His grandfather was a bullocky.

    https://awesternheart.blogspot.com.au/

  • January 6, 2017 at 2:54 am

    Jan certainly seems to be the cure for E.D.

  • January 6, 2017 at 2:59 am
    Pete231

    Only one , Petercat ? Last I saw they come in matched sets. Just not a half a loaf guy. Call me old-fashioned that way.

  • January 6, 2017 at 8:18 am
    Bill G

    Putting Ellison in as DNC Chair should eliminate the Jewish vote for the democrats. Should.
    Escalating murder levels in Europe should make it obvious that unrestricted immigration is insane. Should.
    But the DNC will have the DMC working overtime to put lipstick on their pig.
    And like Damon, the democrat zombie voters will rise again.

    • January 6, 2017 at 8:57 am
      eon

      Ellison meets all the requirements for DNC chair. Ethnic, bigoted, can scream “Down With AmeriKKKa!!” in a shrieking falsetto while vibrating at just the right frequency (confused with “quivering with passion”), and has never had an original thought in his life, getting everything from Marx, Mao, and the Qur’an.

      His main interest in life is Maximum Lethal Violence against anybody and everybody who is not exactly like him. Given a bolted-on blaster, he’d make a good Dalek.

      And the Dems love all that. Not realizing or caring what it looks like to everybody else. Because there is nobody with a different enough thought process to break out of their groupthink, in which they are Always Right And Good.

      Keep in mind this is largely the bunch who thought the “No Pressure” ad and booing any mention of God at their last convention were good ideas that “everybody knows are right”.

      As the guy said in the old pseudo-documentary Overlords of the UFO, they live in their own dimension.

      clear ether

      eon

      • January 6, 2017 at 10:41 am
        Spin Drift

        Would that be a dimension of “Time and Space?” Also eon, is you first name “Rod?”

        Spin
        I’m going to the T-Zone

      • January 6, 2017 at 11:27 am
        eon

        TZ was probably my all-time favorite TV series. I even liked the rebooted version in the Nineties.

        The progressives, however, are more in the Xander Xone. Except with lousy taste in cars.

        cheers

        eon

      • January 6, 2017 at 7:18 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        xander was a number of deviant superheroes (most past their rime) in a house, I recall. That was warped. So very warped. and not in a good way.

        Now the Democrats rejected God in the Democrat Convention and elsewhere. The are chosing Ellison, whose religion demands that he force everyone else submit to his alleged god, or he kills them.
        Sweet. That is a public relations (propaganda, The Book) heaven or paradise. Ellison offers a target rich opportunity if he truley is a Muslim. But Muslims lie. it is called taqiyya. Taquiyya is endorsed by Ellison’s god and law that he must obey or be killed by other Muslims. And that is just a taste of the target rich environment.
        I think that talk like this has gotten me banned again at Disqus. My account there is unreachable there since the day after Donald J Trump became President-Elect. It happened for six months the last timed during the campaign.
        I just keep on commenting. 🙂 I can’t hold in the truth.
        I am prone to not being perfect. I have limited sources, most all purely public now. But even that shows my humanity.

      • January 6, 2017 at 11:01 am
        NotYetInACamp

        I have long thought that one of the patterns used for the Daleks is Islam.

      • January 6, 2017 at 6:13 pm

        Exterminate! Exterminate!! Exterminate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • January 6, 2017 at 7:07 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        Exterminate the Daleks. Exterminate.

        Hey. Someone sets up the rules, you win using them. Then back to our controlled choosing not to kill, today.

  • January 6, 2017 at 12:41 pm
    sigofmugmort

    A good example of “reality disconnect” was here in Ohio in the Senate race. The DNC ran Strickland figuring a former Governor was a shoe-in and there own polls agreed. He lost by a VERY LARGE margin.
    A running Poli-Sci joke in Ohio goes

    “What is the sign that a candidate is UN-electable in Ohio?”
    Answer “They fail to win a second term as Governor”
    There is a lot of truth to that

  • January 6, 2017 at 6:03 pm
    Matt

    OK Chris, this time I’m sure that her “Z” scar is on the left cheek… Or below the frame…

  • January 6, 2017 at 7:04 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    All cultists. Please leave the arena. or else.

    http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2017/01/swamp-draining-1.html

    Starting with all appointed political ambassadors.

  • January 6, 2017 at 9:25 pm
    Skip1976DAAP

    Oh Yes! Happy New Year Chris. Let’s hope that 2017 goes better for both of us than last year. At least we won’t have Obama in the White House.

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