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  • February 27, 2017 at 9:34 pm
    booch

    Ya just gotta love that guy. Both of ’em.

  • February 27, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    How about some of these?

    Get to the point, Edna.

    Who died and made you God?

    Don’t interrupt me until I’m done talking.

    Do you realize that you’re spewing 2,000 PPM of CO2 out of your mouth, every time you speak?

    • February 27, 2017 at 11:16 pm
      epilitimus

      If you find my answers troubling perhaps you should ask better questions.

      • February 27, 2017 at 11:19 pm
        epilitimus

        Or another of my favorites (requires parapharsing):

        Cmdr. Locke:Dammit Morpheus not everyone believes as you do!
        Morpheus: Then is is fortunate that my beliefs do not require them to.

    • February 28, 2017 at 10:19 am
      noncom

      “I don’t believe in giving my life for my country…..I believe in making the other dumb bastard give his life for his country”….

      • February 28, 2017 at 3:01 pm
        mort

        Spoken by George C. Scott in the excellent movie “Patton”.

    • February 28, 2017 at 9:47 pm
      Vince

      “Oh Luuuucyyyy. You got some ‘splainin’ to do!”

  • February 27, 2017 at 9:48 pm
    Calvin

    Great words from Churchill.

  • February 27, 2017 at 9:53 pm
    Grunt GI
    • February 27, 2017 at 10:01 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      I like the way “Mad Dog” thinks and acts, especially what he demands of his people.

      • February 27, 2017 at 10:04 pm
        Grunt GI

        Seriously how awesome would it be if Mad Dog visited his old comrade Zed at the DDQ? Imagine the swooning?!

        Chris..are you out there?? :). Whaddya think?

      • February 27, 2017 at 10:28 pm

        I LIKE IT!!!!!!

      • February 28, 2017 at 8:12 am
        MasterDiver

        OOOHHHHHH-YYEEEAAAHHHHH!

        Zar Belk!

    • February 28, 2017 at 9:09 am
      WayneM

      If anyone had reservations about Trump like I did, then I hope Trump’s choice of Mad Dog settled your concerns like it did for me.

  • February 27, 2017 at 10:12 pm
    KenH

    Winston’s the one we need to borrow a TARDIS for taking out to dinner and a chat… 🙂

    • February 27, 2017 at 10:48 pm
      Pamela

      Dinner, Cigars and a nice Madeira

    • February 27, 2017 at 11:05 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Fine suggestion. Mine’s on the fritz. Sad. If you locate another it would be a marvelous dinner and smoke with some fine Madeira, and I would love to join you all for the pleasantries. The company would be fantastic.

      • February 27, 2017 at 11:54 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Run out of upsidasium? Or was that unobtanium?

      • February 28, 2017 at 12:35 am
        Kafiroon

        You forget to add oil? Isn’t that a 2 cycle?

      • February 28, 2017 at 12:37 am
        NotYetInACamp

        🙂 I’ll check.

      • February 28, 2017 at 1:05 am
        Interventor

        I’don’t suggest new Flux capacitor, but that won’the be invented until later this year.

      • February 28, 2017 at 12:09 pm
        Maj Arkay

        You forgot to maintain the dilithium crystals again? Or were you visiting with Missy again?

      • February 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm
        Pamela

        Missy? You mean bat shit crazy one that wears the hat with cherries?

        https://tribzap2it.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/michelle-gomez-doctor-who-bbc.jpg?w=769&h=431

        Dude, you have better taste in women than her. Unless you’re partial to homicidal Time Lords…

      • February 28, 2017 at 3:46 pm
        Kafiroon

        Warnings please!

      • February 28, 2017 at 8:18 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        “The Mistress”

  • February 27, 2017 at 10:25 pm
    Bill G

    Looking for an amusingly appropriate quote to suggest as an answer for the General I found that Mr. Clemens had said this:
    “Do not fear the enemy, for your enemy can only take your life. It is far better that you fear the media, for they will steal your HONOR. That awful power, the public opinion of a nation, is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse.’

    • February 27, 2017 at 11:38 pm
      eon

      Another general had a similar opinion to Mr. Clemens;

      “If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.”

      —-General William Tecumseh Sherman, 1863.

      and

      “Newspaper correspondents with an army, as a rule, are mischievous. They are the world’s gossips, pick up and retail the camp scandal, and gradually drift to the headquarters of some general, who finds it easier to make reputation at home than with his own corps or division. They are also tempted to prophesy events and state facts which, to an enemy, reveal a purpose in time to guard against it. Moreover, they are always bound to see facts colored by the partisan or political character of their own patrons, and this brings army officers into the political controversies of the day, which are always mischievous and wrong. Yet, so greedy are the people at large for war news, that it is doubtful whether any army commander can exclude all reporters, without bringing down on himself a clamor that may imperil his own safety. Time and moderation must bring a just solution to this modern difficulty.”

      —-Sherman, 1864.

      Words as true today as they were at Gettysburg and Manassas.

      clear ether

      eon

      • February 27, 2017 at 11:52 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        From “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”, Tuco, “When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”

      • February 28, 2017 at 8:25 am
        Grunt GI

        Heh….these are awesome…and so frickin’ true.

  • February 27, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    Personally, I like Mad Dog’s first line.

    • February 28, 2017 at 12:08 pm
      MudMarine

      We actually had used that phrase as grunts in Nam. Worked for us

  • February 27, 2017 at 10:31 pm
    Bill G

    And then there’s this gem:
    “It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.”
    Niccolo Machiavelli

    • February 27, 2017 at 11:49 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Somewhere in my stacks I have a copy of “The Prince”.

    • February 28, 2017 at 8:17 am
      MasterDiver

      Or the words of a late Roman Governor of Syria: Let them hate so long as they fear. ( Oderint Dum Metuant): Lucius Accius, Fragment (170 BC – 86 BC) …

      Zar Belk!

  • February 27, 2017 at 11:23 pm
    eclark1849

    #Not MY Oscars!
    🙂

  • February 27, 2017 at 11:48 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    LOVE that conversation. It’s a good thing my wife wasn’t up here, she’d wonder what was wrong with me.
    But why is President Trump (that will NEVER get old) talking to Gen Mattis about the presstitutes? Spicer should be in on this conversation.

  • February 27, 2017 at 11:50 pm
    Spin Drift

    In dealing with the presstitutes, I’d paraphrase one of the Generals heralded comments. To wit “this time I’m bringing artillery.”

    Spin
    War Damn Screaming Eagle
    Semper Fidelis

    • February 28, 2017 at 7:41 am
      Bill G

      That’s the one that I wish could be applicable. But General Mattis would not need artillery for a handful of media scum.

      • February 28, 2017 at 8:18 am
        MasterDiver

        Hot water and Murphy’s Oil Soap!

        Zar Belk!

      • February 28, 2017 at 2:20 pm
        Pamela

        Ballistol for after

    • February 28, 2017 at 9:00 pm

      No. All he needs is 30 seconds of staring at them.

  • February 28, 2017 at 12:26 am

    CNN did miss. As have they all as this President’s Men intentionally lure them in and draw fire, until the “enemy of the people’s” arsenal of lies is depleted. And then the artillery.

    I for one look forward patiently to the day when that pompous, familiar blurb, voiced by a defeated and despondent James Earl Jones, becomes…

    This…WAS CNN.

  • February 28, 2017 at 12:35 am

    I like this one, because it scared off a mugger on my back steps: You know, I haven’t killed anyone since 1968. You want me to start now?

    See the scar above my left knee? Do you want to find out what happened to the guy who gave it to me?

    • February 28, 2017 at 12:44 am
      NotYetInACamp

      I love that.
      Friends have told me horrific stories that they had, of course, survived. Some by way of talk. Others by way of horrific actions by them on the assailants. Thank God they were not shrinking violets, though some had the appearance of being such. I have heard the other stories also.
      I am glad your statements worked.

    • February 28, 2017 at 2:25 pm
      Pamela

      Delilah

      I used the following for a cretin that would not take NO for an answer.
      “You even try to hurt me, and once I’m done, I will come after you with friends.”
      I then pointed to several Gentlemen behind him. He left.

    • February 28, 2017 at 9:04 pm

      A cold, hard, unblinking stare helps, too.

  • February 28, 2017 at 12:39 am
    Pete231

    “If you don’t read the papers, then you are uninformed. If you do read them, then you are misinformed.” Twain.

  • February 28, 2017 at 12:53 am
    Pete231

    BTW, on a happy note, “Hope and Change Cartoons” has returned and morphed into “Stilton’s Place”. Now we have another reason to get up in the morning. http://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com/

  • February 28, 2017 at 3:17 am
    David Dwyer

    “Martyrs are happier in Heaven.” Officer to his men just before opening fire. — The Long Run by Daniel Keyes Moran

    • February 28, 2017 at 12:02 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      In Islam it says that it is a compassionate act to send the homosexual to see Allah. So it is also compassionate to send the Muslim to see Allah, Islam says in paradise.

      • February 28, 2017 at 5:16 pm
        Pamela

        Well they can go and try to see whomever they want.
        Getting past the Guardian of the Gates to Paradise is another matter entirely. She’s right picky on who gets in. Pedophiles, Defilers of the Innocents, Slavers, Destroyers of life, limb and land please exit down the stairs to your eternal rewards. Oh, it is a bit warm. Well maybe more along the lines of hot. Burning Hot.

      • February 28, 2017 at 9:46 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        paradise is not Paradise.

        Allah is the Great Deceiver.

        Satan is the Great Deceiver.

  • February 28, 2017 at 8:38 am

    The more accurate quote is, “Kill them all. God will recognize His own.”

    • February 28, 2017 at 3:20 pm
      John

      It dates from at least the Albigensian Crusade, which has been cited as “the first ideological genocide”. Let this be a warning, the Albigensian Crusade was Christian against Christian.

      • February 28, 2017 at 9:49 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        Islam has committed ideological genocide from its inception. Death to the infidel.

        Several Crusades were perverted to personal gains against other Christians.

  • February 28, 2017 at 8:46 am
    CaptDMO

    Won’t be CNN every time?
    No kidding! Jurno List writ large. “Under New Management”
    1. Social Justice Warriors ALWAYS lie .
    2. Social Justice Warriors ALWAYS double down.
    3. Social Justice Warriors ALWAYS project.

  • February 28, 2017 at 1:07 pm
    Kafiroon

    Speaking of getting shot at… The dhimmicrats claim on President Trump (I can type President again without cringing): “This is not even close to a normal Cabinet,” Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) said earlier this month. “I have never seen a Cabinet this full of bankers and billionaires, folks with massive conflicts of interest and such little experience or expertise in the areas they will oversee.”
    In other words Chuckie, A Cabinet of successful, accomplished people that Know what the are doing instead of politicians and dreamers.

    • February 28, 2017 at 8:07 pm
      eon

      Chuckles obviously doesn’t know the history of his own party. See Woodrow Wilson’s cabinet, FDR’s “Dollar A Year Men”, JFK’s cabinet on the domestic side, etc.

      I think JFK valued competence; he wanted cabinet officials who knew what they were talking about. FDR mainly wanted people who would do what he told them to.

      It was Wilson who set the pattern for Democrat cabinets in the last half-century (LBJ and later).

      He wanted people who would tell him he was Right About Everything.

      Splunge.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v0I4OQi7CQ

      clear ether

      eon

      • February 28, 2017 at 9:42 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        Obama did not need people who would say anything to him, or needed any orders from him.
        The IRS knew to obstruct and destroy the conservatives, libertarians, faith based, and independents who , everyone who mattered, knew were the evil scum of the earth and should have been executed at a wall in a perfect world, which they were all attempting to create. This is similar to how much of the Ummah thinks and acts. no communication is necessary to extend the cause.
        The EPA, The DOJ, All in the federal administration, who mattered, knew what to do against the evil ones not of the body.

    • February 28, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      If you substitute ‘buffoons’ for ‘dreamers’, I would agree with you.

    • February 28, 2017 at 9:27 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      I can almost say Did Obama have a Cabinet?”

      It is hard to put a name to more than one, if that.
      Obama had un-vetted czars. That is how Obama ruled, along with his phone and pen.

      People who see reality and can make decisions and make a difference are what is needed. The Democrats seem to set the village idiots up in positions of power, and then attempt to pull the idiots strings.

      • February 28, 2017 at 10:57 pm
        Ozymandias

        Czars.. My people left Europe to get away from that kind of crap.

  • February 28, 2017 at 9:23 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    General Mattis – a realist

  • February 28, 2017 at 9:37 pm
    Bill G

    Another Mattism would be excellent advise for the President in dealing with the DMC:
    “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

    • February 28, 2017 at 9:51 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      That concept has kept me alive in a few situations. Personal situational awareness is important. For the President it includes National situational awareness.

  • February 28, 2017 at 10:19 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    The invader is the invader. Treat them as such.

  • February 28, 2017 at 10:27 pm
    Swansonic

    And a report from the joint session – the dems segregated themselves so they could be seen dissing the President. Guess they don’t want to be considered American like the rest of us….

  • February 28, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    My favorite Mattis because it flies in the face of #29:

    “a country that armed Stalin to defeat Hitler can certainly work alongside enemies of al-Qaida to defeat al-Qaida.”

    Smart man.

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