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  • December 18, 2017 at 12:10 am

    That tingle was for the Won and it wasn’t just political; I’m surprised the hush money was to a girl. MSNBC says it’s 20 year old news, all done, move along, nothing to see here. The irony burns, but they don’t know it.

    • December 18, 2017 at 1:32 pm
      Delilah T.

      JTC, please see my comment down below and read the article at the link.

      I think there are many more surprises to come, but no idea what they may be.

      Are the libertards and their party beginning to implode, or am I being premature about it?

  • December 18, 2017 at 12:11 am

    Gotta love those landslides, eh?

  • December 18, 2017 at 12:11 am
    Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!

    Oh hell, if they boot Tingles for this, I may just have to start going to church.

  • December 18, 2017 at 12:20 am
    GRUNT GI

    Bwahahaha…
    🙂

  • December 18, 2017 at 12:20 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    ROFLOL!!

  • December 18, 2017 at 12:29 am
    Epador

    I wish I’d had someone willing to pay my ex to shut up about her fantasies about me, but instead I’m paying alimony forever.

    • December 18, 2017 at 5:03 am
      Old Codger

      I’m paying alimony forever.

      Meh. That’s what you get for establishing residence in a state that allows alimony. I bet you also have to pay state income tax, too. I WILL NOT voluntarily live in a state that has either. Only time I lived in a state with income tax was when I had stripes on my sleeves. Orders said I was going to live in Kansas. The choice was simple. Go where my orders assigned me (McConnell AFB, Ks) or spend a couple of years in central Kansas at that little base where you don’t get to go home at night -cause you’re already there!

      • December 18, 2017 at 5:05 pm

        Old Codger, I hate to break it to you, but you don’t know how the system works. At all.

        ANY WIFE can establish residency in a place like Massachusetts (most brutal alimony/child support laws in the US) and then file for divorce in that jurisdiction. If that happens the husband’s place of residence is meaningless and the only way to prevent this sort of thing is if he files for divorce in his place of residence FIRST.

        All men need to look at realworlddivorce.com and find out what the truth is, especially for the state they’re in.

        A wife can lie to her husband, tell him she’s somewhere else (staying with her mother?), tell him she needs some time to herself, whatever. Cell phones ring everywhere but don’t say what state you’re in.

        Residency doesn’t have to be a continuous presence in the state and establishing residency somewhere else can be done early with a trip to do the paperwork and later by moving there. This is why the “covenant marriages” aren’t worth anything. Their rules are only effective in the state that has such laws, nowhere else.

        Typically all it takes is between 90 and 180 days to establish residency (Mass is a year) and it’s as much a state of mind as anything else. The markers of residency are generally having a physical address to receive mail, changing the drivers license to that state and registering to vote. Witnesses? She can spin a tale of abuse and the women at the local women’s shelter will lie their asses off to help her screw her husband.

        If you think you’re safe because of the state you’re living in, you’re dreaming. Especially if you’ve got a high net worth and/or high income, which makes it worth-while to do this sort of thing. Read through the website I linked.

        I’m rather outspoken with regard to my views of marriage and what can and should be done to mitigate the problems, but that’s neither here nor there. Facts are facts and a married man can be brutally divorce-raped at will in the harshest jurisdictions of the country if that’s what his wife wants. Prenups? Generally not worth the paper they’re written on.

        Don’t think I’m anti-marriage, I’m not and I’m sure as hell not MGTOW, but I think all men need to understand the facts about the environment they live in. There are solutions, but most don’t want to understand the environment- much less mitigate the problems.

    • December 18, 2017 at 8:09 am
      gafling

      … you bring to mind a post I saw about pirates …

      First man: I wonder why there were virtually no female pirates?

      Second man: I guess men are more ruthless and are better at battles and pillaging.

      First man: Oh really? You obviously have never been through a divorce.

  • December 18, 2017 at 12:42 am
    Bill M

    I don’t think we’ve seen the last of Tingles (or is it Tinkles). Roy Moore wasn’t elected so the media will quickly loose all interest in this. It’s hitting a little close to home for them, so I suspect it will die out. Too bad, really. I’d so love to see Tingles get the bum’s rush.

  • December 18, 2017 at 4:31 am
    JackDeth 72

    “The Female of The Species Is Far Deadlier Than The Male.”

    *Rudyard Kipling*

    • December 18, 2017 at 6:46 am
      Bill G

      “If you’re captured, don’t let them give you to the women.”
      RAH
      And back to Rudyard…
      When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
      And the women come out to cut up what remains,
      Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
      An’ go to your Gawd like a soldier.

  • December 18, 2017 at 5:05 am
    Old Codger

    OT: It occurs to me that Plastic surgeons pretty much make their living by making mountains out of molehills and turning ugly ducklings into swans.

    • December 18, 2017 at 10:38 am

      Or at least trying, with only some successes.

  • December 18, 2017 at 6:17 am
    Halley

    Why can’t we see Sam’s tingle?

    • December 18, 2017 at 3:00 pm
      Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable!

      I think thats available at the other site.

  • December 18, 2017 at 6:48 am
    Bill G

    If it was 20 years old, then he was not straying from his True Love, the way I first thought; he may still be faithful to Barry.

  • December 18, 2017 at 7:00 am
    Old Codger

    OT: I saw a photo of a manger scene the other day that was just a tad different. Instead of a man and a woman kneeling at the manger, this one had two GUYS! 😮 I figure instead of Joseph and Mary it was Joseph and Maury. I don’t know about you guys but to my mind that would have been a REAL miracle!

    • December 18, 2017 at 8:39 am
      NotYetInACamp

      Adopted.

      • December 18, 2017 at 7:10 pm
        Bunkerbuilder

        In the future LGTBnwhatever utopia, just who is producing the countries kids and grandkids? Or, are they all “DACA” ‘dreamers’ imported adoptees forced to undergo mental castration/hysterectomies?

  • December 18, 2017 at 9:16 am
    nonncom

    It would be a fine thing to have happen if there were no more mathews….he still has the brown stain on his lips from the odildo the mad days….I wonder if baracko calls him just to reminisce….phone sex?….

  • December 18, 2017 at 10:06 am
    CaptDMO

    “Oooo, a tingle up my….”
    Oh c’mon, low hanging fruit.
    Now yer’ jes’ phonin’ it it.

  • December 18, 2017 at 1:21 pm

    Topical only for its antithesis to all of this shit, Wifey and I have our 46th anniv. today…not bad for a coupla skeert 17 year old expectant parents on 12/18/71. 🙂

    We’re headed for an overnight at the Hamptons…no not the richiepoo place on that nooyawk island, the Inn and Suites an hour away in Lakeland; it’s situated in the middle of a faux downtown, brick streets, nice shops for some shopping for her and a few late presents…all while dressed in shorts and sandals as it’s in the 80’s; real Christmasy. But hey we could be stuck in a dark giant airport packed with “humanity” so it could be a lot worse. Then a nice steak and back to the room and a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll get lucky; hope I can remember where to put what.

    Cheers, y’all.

    • December 18, 2017 at 2:25 pm
      Pamela

      JT and Your Lady Wife ~~~many more blessings

    • December 18, 2017 at 3:45 pm
      Swansonic

      Congrats to the awesome couple _ may there be many more…

    • December 18, 2017 at 8:09 pm
      Alex J

      Many more happy years for you and your lovely wife, sir!

    • December 18, 2017 at 9:06 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Congrats! Mrs Deplorable and I had our 44th last Thursday 14 Dec. This weekend we went out to a nice Italian place for dinner. (wish I could find veal parmesan)

  • December 18, 2017 at 1:29 pm
    Delilah T.

    Okay, you guys are going to love this. It came to my attention this morning on another blog, direct from the Daily Mail in the UK. The “HowbadamI?” One’s administration blocked investigation of Hezbollah’s moving cocaine into the US to get money for their activities in the Middle East, so that the investigation would not interfere with The One’s secret Iran nuclear deal.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5190451/Obama-administration-SABOTAGED-operation-stop-Hezbollah.html#ixzz51cnZDgQ9

    I do not normally wish malintent on anyone, but I hope that bastard rots for this. I hope he rots for eternity. I have seldom despised anyone the way I despise him. I would feed a dozen stray rabid dogs before I’d toss him a stale biscuit.

    • December 18, 2017 at 4:01 pm
      WayneM

      Yet somehow I keep seeing leftard memes claiming Obama had 8 years without any scandals. There’s none so blind…

  • December 18, 2017 at 1:35 pm
    Bill

    Seems to me the appropriate punishment for Matthews would involve Rachel Maddow and a strap on.

    • December 18, 2017 at 4:11 pm
      GruntGI

      Yea, but it’s not punishment if he likes it.
      And, scary thought…Maddow may not need the strap on…knowwhadda mean?

    • December 18, 2017 at 11:09 pm
      Merle

      Are you 100% sure that “Rachel” needs one? 🙂

  • December 18, 2017 at 2:32 pm
    Pamela

    It figures Tingles could not find his way up any leg…

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