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It was always fun when he appeared on “Bones” TV series. Never watched it too often, or for too long at a time. But Billy was fun. Get the SO/hubby drunk, then give him a tattoo (real). Give the baby a tattoo (rub on). (snicker!)
October 27, 2021 at 12:11 am
Too Tall
Sharp Dressed Man
Rough Boys
Legs
Tush
Sleeping Bag
Pearl Necklace
Gimme All Your Lovin’
How totally puke-worthy is that? And if being a note-worthy expert in immigrant law and a reverse trophy wife for Clooney isn’t bad enough, she’s a ringer for Huma.
Sorry Mia, and posthumously her husband; I sympathize but forgive me if I visibly recoil at the mention of the name.
So. Is Levine serious about his/her choice of sex or not? If he/she has gone under the knife and been redesigned, I would address her as “her”. If not, he would be addressed as “he” whether he wore women’s clothes or not.
During my working days I was in a position to play judge in the matter. Sex is indeed important (no pun intended).
I’ll bet he/she uses the Ladies’ Room (and admires all the little girls).
We hold these truths to be self-evident … “Dr.” Levine is not a woman. “Admiral” Levine is a genetic XY male.
“Dr.” … and now … “Admiral” Levine is and will always be a genetic XY male. No if’s, ands or buts about it.
If cells were extracted from under Levine’s painted fingernail, and those cells could be cloned (in theory) into a new human, then that Levine clone would be a genetic male, just as Levine was when he was born.
BTW … what a travesty, insult and dishonor to the Navy uniform by putting a confused, mentally deranged man with long hair and nail polish in the same uniform worn by American heroes who 77 years ago to date, valiantly fought, toiled, bled and died defeating the Imperial Japanese Navy in the Battle of Leyte Gulf.
Just to add insult to injury, this confused genetic XY male was given FOUR stars to boot! One has to wonder what those service ribbons are for … WTF?!?
It’s a damn shame that the US Naval uniform has been turned into a clown suit for a genetic XY male who poses as a woman.
Read about our heroic Tin Can Sailors at the Battle of Leyte Gulf at:
Not, the Navy, a four-star admiral in the United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps. Decades ago, their uniform resembled the US Army uniform.
October 27, 2021 at 11:39 pm
NotYetInACamp
Those were some men at Leyte Gulf. Men. American men.
Task Unit 77.4.3 (“Taffy 3”) fought hard and honorably as men.
The Japanese recognized the American men. “So, impressed were the Japanese with the Johnston’s heroics, that survivors recall that when the Japanese destroyer Yukikaze cruised slowly past the sinking ship the Japanese captain saluted the Johnston as she went down.”
Those were some men.
As per the new government approved “woke” vocabulary … that is a photo of a chest-feeding parental unit whose intransigence about reporting to his appointed day job has created a national chain supply stoppage.
October 27, 2021 at 2:56 am
Henry
So I’m still lost about this Suzy thing. The last thing I remember about this pair in the strip is that the FBI was trying to reel both of them back into service. So was this a personal breakup I missed (or wasn’t shown), or one for “professional reasons?”
Chris has a knack for going deep into the rotation in the bullpen from apparently out of nowhere. Then a few days or even weeks later we find out it was planned all along.
In his studio or his mind, I think Chris has storylines running for all his characters. When that character’s storyline intersects reality or the current DBD storyline, the character suddenly appears.
Portland, Buenos Aires, and now Vietnam, Chris has lots of interesting “Green Rooms” for his offscreen characters.
Yup. But let’s just say that the OT (does the O stand for On or Off?) line gets very blurry around this place. And that is (one of) the greatest attractions of it. 🙂
Let’s Go Brandon! (Is that OnT or OffT?)
October 27, 2021 at 1:00 pm
the Chicken of Depression
yeah same here, I need to go back and review, I think I might have missed a few days or something.
Truly Criminal Behavior
Talk about doing hard time … in Arizona, it is illegal to promote the use of or to own more than six dildos.
California has a reputation of setting itself well apart from any sense of normalcy in human affairs, but the same also apparently extends to animals. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship … unlike the stock and bond traders in San Francisco on lunch break.
Don’t get too footloose in Delaware, since alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
Sex can be a prickly business in Florida, and being caught having sex in a parking lot will add the title of criminal to your LinkedIn profile. Speaking of pricks, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida as well.
In Indiana, you cannot legally catch a fish with your bare hands.
Forget about paying it forward in Louisiana. It’s a $500 fine to direct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friends without them knowing.
Keep your mask on and your cellphone off in Maryland. Persons may not swear while on the highway. Not a chance I could avoid that violation.
Awesome! 🙂
When seeing various laws, much of the humor is trying to figure out what exactly went on to go to the trouble of making it a law, 4fuxache?!
Useless trivia from a college biology course: In order to mate with a receptive female porcupine, the male repeatedly urinates on her quills to soften them and prevent serious injury to himself.
This has led to some male porcupines developing a preference for female Hairless Beavers (rimshot).
To revisit your prior complaint about being legally constrained from muskrat love, I mean porcupine love, and mine of the pointless stupidly of (attempting to) stop pay for lay, one wonders if the latter rule were reversed nationwide just how much of this other public idiocy and derangement would stop?
Very similar in a libertarian sort of way to taking the “criminal justice” system out of the recreational drug equation. Massive savings to taxpayers and almost certainly a natural reduction if not elimination of the entire WOSD and all its ancillary unintended consequences.
Adhering to what is arguably the only domestic law needed, freedom means getting your pipes cleaned for $, getting your buzz on with your pick of poisons, and otherwise and in general going about your private biz uninterrupted as long as you do no harm to or infringe the rights of any other.
I’ve seen articles on apocryphal Arizona laws (like https://blog.presidentialpools.com/2016/8-things-you-cant-legally-do-in-arizona) but I don’t buy most of them. I’ve never found the one making it illegal to refuse a guest or traveler a drink of water, and I’ve asked public officials who would be enforcing it. Similarly with the one making it illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub — and this one is especially dear to me, as I actually happen to own a donkey that sleeps in a bathtub!
No, he doesn’t “jump in the pool to cool off,” as per the URL. He hates getting wet, whether it’s being hosed down for a wash, or even a rainy day. The bathtub he sleeps in in totally dry — it’s his feeder.
My favorite of all Arizona laws is from my own town, WIckenburg, their Ordinance #1 from 1909: “Women shall not appear in men’s clothing in public, & vice versa.”
For dear Adm Levine, I couldn’t care less male or female. Back in PA “it” pulled “its” mother out of a nursing home before loading the place ( all places) with COVID infected patients. The older are perhaps the most vulnerable to the effects of Kung Flu. “It” did a Cuomo after protecting her own because “it” obviously knew what was going to happen. Murderous F____F____. I don’t give a damn what kind of underwear “it” wears. I am in favor of a rope.
Adding my opinion to Mike-SMO, My son was having a bit of trouble trying to use a pronoun that adequately described a new co-worker. As he progressed from she-he -it. I suggested he label it “Shit” to tie them all together. The Devil made me do it!
HKC
While sex for hire (prostitution) is men (mostly) paying women (mostly) for what they can’t get or don’t want otherwise. Just a supply/demand transaction like any other to the naked eye, , but far more problematic due to many other naked considerations…
But still, not the bidness of gov.
October 27, 2021 at 6:59 am
Wood
FYI, Richard Levine is 1.) not a woman and 2) received an honorary title, certainly not deserved by either experience or years of service.
Alene Duerk was the first female rear admiral, and Michelle Howard was the first 4-star admiral. Levine is a leftist virtue signal, part of the agenda.
Fascinating how this non-accomplishment for (not by) a trans person is being used to erase real accomplishments of real women. All while championing equality. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”
But I have come to believe that the euphemistic version is the broader and more encompassing chant…it is a call not only to stifle the evil and idiocy but to actively attack and destroy it.
Zed is talking to Travis about Mia while Sam is talking to Mia about Travis. …why does the song “Matchmaker, Matchmaker” from Fiddler on the Roof keep coming to mind?
I watched Garland get grilled today (Ted Cruz “Thank GOD you are not on the Supreme Court!”) I was thinking of a certain document with these special phrases:
“He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.” Voter Integrity.
“He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.”
“He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.” Change a couple of words and it applies today.
And we come to my favorite line in the whole document:
” –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”
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“We’re not (all) savages…”
FIFY Mia.
https://images.app.goo.gl/biFmWivDQXEy7DBq9
Ironic, yes?
It was always fun when he appeared on “Bones” TV series. Never watched it too often, or for too long at a time. But Billy was fun. Get the SO/hubby drunk, then give him a tattoo (real). Give the baby a tattoo (rub on). (snicker!)
Sharp Dressed Man
Rough Boys
Legs
Tush
Sleeping Bag
Pearl Necklace
Gimme All Your Lovin’
Interesting playlist.
You left out “She don’t love me she loves my automobile”
Never met the guy, unfortunately. But I suspect Amal must have been one hell of a man.
Not his fault as I surmise he was a Frog and a Christian, but I can’t see or hear that name without seeing this:
https://images.app.goo.gl/3uj7Yk8Bb3RWzd6k9
How totally puke-worthy is that? And if being a note-worthy expert in immigrant law and a reverse trophy wife for Clooney isn’t bad enough, she’s a ringer for Huma.
Sorry Mia, and posthumously her husband; I sympathize but forgive me if I visibly recoil at the mention of the name.
Top. Men.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/who-is-rachel-levine-biden-appointed-official-misgendered-by-jim-banks-on-twitter/ar-AAPVA23
PUKE.
So. Is Levine serious about his/her choice of sex or not? If he/she has gone under the knife and been redesigned, I would address her as “her”. If not, he would be addressed as “he” whether he wore women’s clothes or not.
During my working days I was in a position to play judge in the matter. Sex is indeed important (no pun intended).
I’ll bet he/she uses the Ladies’ Room (and admires all the little girls).
Surgery doesn’t change sex; it only mutilates.
Exactly!
“Transmutilation”!
DING!
Precisely.
Misgendered?!?
How about correctly sexed?
We hold these truths to be self-evident … “Dr.” Levine is not a woman. “Admiral” Levine is a genetic XY male.
“Dr.” … and now … “Admiral” Levine is and will always be a genetic XY male. No if’s, ands or buts about it.
If cells were extracted from under Levine’s painted fingernail, and those cells could be cloned (in theory) into a new human, then that Levine clone would be a genetic male, just as Levine was when he was born.
BTW … what a travesty, insult and dishonor to the Navy uniform by putting a confused, mentally deranged man with long hair and nail polish in the same uniform worn by American heroes who 77 years ago to date, valiantly fought, toiled, bled and died defeating the Imperial Japanese Navy in the Battle of Leyte Gulf.
Just to add insult to injury, this confused genetic XY male was given FOUR stars to boot! One has to wonder what those service ribbons are for … WTF?!?
It’s a damn shame that the US Naval uniform has been turned into a clown suit for a genetic XY male who poses as a woman.
Read about our heroic Tin Can Sailors at the Battle of Leyte Gulf at:
https://sofrep.com/news/the-heroism-of-the-tin-can-sailors-held-off-the-japanese-and-saved-thousands-of-lives-in-wwii/?utm_source=Klaviyo%20All%20Active&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Navy%20SEAL%20Sniper%20on%20Hollywood%2C%20Alec%20Baldwin%2C%20and%20Gun%20Safety%20–%20Time%20for%20Smarter%20Not%20Harder%20%28VCT5sQ%29&_kx=2vWcDL3SVc_UBjFXivLySFIMOHR8sMfmrbkUZiEFxIhTyu-EWqlA1gKQ3wjco72m.HVS3Ca
Not, the Navy, a four-star admiral in the United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps. Decades ago, their uniform resembled the US Army uniform.
Those were some men at Leyte Gulf. Men. American men.
Task Unit 77.4.3 (“Taffy 3”) fought hard and honorably as men.
The Japanese recognized the American men. “So, impressed were the Japanese with the Johnston’s heroics, that survivors recall that when the Japanese destroyer Yukikaze cruised slowly past the sinking ship the Japanese captain saluted the Johnston as she went down.”
Those were some men.
Is Keel Hauling still used…
Top. Men.
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/10/GettyImages-1232204190.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=1488
I think I will quit before I Puke.
As per the new government approved “woke” vocabulary … that is a photo of a chest-feeding parental unit whose intransigence about reporting to his appointed day job has created a national chain supply stoppage.
So I’m still lost about this Suzy thing. The last thing I remember about this pair in the strip is that the FBI was trying to reel both of them back into service. So was this a personal breakup I missed (or wasn’t shown), or one for “professional reasons?”
Henry,
You are not alone.
Chris has a knack for going deep into the rotation in the bullpen from apparently out of nowhere. Then a few days or even weeks later we find out it was planned all along.
In his studio or his mind, I think Chris has storylines running for all his characters. When that character’s storyline intersects reality or the current DBD storyline, the character suddenly appears.
Portland, Buenos Aires, and now Vietnam, Chris has lots of interesting “Green Rooms” for his offscreen characters.
Chris has a Random Event Generator for a brain!
And, I would submit, a Targeted OT Tangent Aggregator from audience participants.
Y’all are all guilty of the OT function. Works fer me.
Yup. But let’s just say that the OT (does the O stand for On or Off?) line gets very blurry around this place. And that is (one of) the greatest attractions of it. 🙂
Let’s Go Brandon! (Is that OnT or OffT?)
yeah same here, I need to go back and review, I think I might have missed a few days or something.
Truly Criminal Behavior
Talk about doing hard time … in Arizona, it is illegal to promote the use of or to own more than six dildos.
California has a reputation of setting itself well apart from any sense of normalcy in human affairs, but the same also apparently extends to animals. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship … unlike the stock and bond traders in San Francisco on lunch break.
Don’t get too footloose in Delaware, since alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
Sex can be a prickly business in Florida, and being caught having sex in a parking lot will add the title of criminal to your LinkedIn profile. Speaking of pricks, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida as well.
In Indiana, you cannot legally catch a fish with your bare hands.
Forget about paying it forward in Louisiana. It’s a $500 fine to direct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friends without them knowing.
Keep your mask on and your cellphone off in Maryland. Persons may not swear while on the highway. Not a chance I could avoid that violation.
Awesome! 🙂
When seeing various laws, much of the humor is trying to figure out what exactly went on to go to the trouble of making it a law, 4fuxache?!
Let’s go Brandon!
Having sex with a porcupine is illegal in Florida…as well it should be for any humans involved… 🙂
Useless trivia from a college biology course: In order to mate with a receptive female porcupine, the male repeatedly urinates on her quills to soften them and prevent serious injury to himself.
This has led to some male porcupines developing a preference for female Hairless Beavers (rimshot).
To revisit your prior complaint about being legally constrained from muskrat love, I mean porcupine love, and mine of the pointless stupidly of (attempting to) stop pay for lay, one wonders if the latter rule were reversed nationwide just how much of this other public idiocy and derangement would stop?
Very similar in a libertarian sort of way to taking the “criminal justice” system out of the recreational drug equation. Massive savings to taxpayers and almost certainly a natural reduction if not elimination of the entire WOSD and all its ancillary unintended consequences.
Adhering to what is arguably the only domestic law needed, freedom means getting your pipes cleaned for $, getting your buzz on with your pick of poisons, and otherwise and in general going about your private biz uninterrupted as long as you do no harm to or infringe the rights of any other.
https://youtu.be/5Cg-j0X09Ag
Janis (actually Kristofferson) got it right.
https://youtu.be/82dDnv9zeLs
And, of course, so did Gretchen…
What about a really nice marmot?
(This is from a reader whose html won’ t work)
Sorry, Arizona has no such law. However, there is such a law in Mississippi, Alabama, Virginia, and… Texas! (https://onwardtexas.org/trending/is-it-illegal-to-own-more-than-six-dildos-in-texas-yes-it-is/)
I’ve seen articles on apocryphal Arizona laws (like https://blog.presidentialpools.com/2016/8-things-you-cant-legally-do-in-arizona) but I don’t buy most of them. I’ve never found the one making it illegal to refuse a guest or traveler a drink of water, and I’ve asked public officials who would be enforcing it. Similarly with the one making it illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub — and this one is especially dear to me, as I actually happen to own a donkey that sleeps in a bathtub!
No, he doesn’t “jump in the pool to cool off,” as per the URL. He hates getting wet, whether it’s being hosed down for a wash, or even a rainy day. The bathtub he sleeps in in totally dry — it’s his feeder.
My favorite of all Arizona laws is from my own town, WIckenburg, their Ordinance #1 from 1909: “Women shall not appear in men’s clothing in public, & vice versa.”
For dear Adm Levine, I couldn’t care less male or female. Back in PA “it” pulled “its” mother out of a nursing home before loading the place ( all places) with COVID infected patients. The older are perhaps the most vulnerable to the effects of Kung Flu. “It” did a Cuomo after protecting her own because “it” obviously knew what was going to happen. Murderous F____F____. I don’t give a damn what kind of underwear “it” wears. I am in favor of a rope.
Adding my opinion to Mike-SMO, My son was having a bit of trouble trying to use a pronoun that adequately described a new co-worker. As he progressed from she-he -it. I suggested he label it “Shit” to tie them all together. The Devil made me do it!
HKC
Harrison Fords line from the Cisco Kid, when asked about a word by Gene Wilders Rabbi character, comes to mind.
Wilder: What is this “She-it” you keep saying?
Ford: “She-it? Oh, that’s when you are, like, taken by surprise.”
My take is if someone insists on an irregular pronoun, the default should be “asshole” until proven otherwise.
A little eye/mind bleach is in order:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/380061656033215192/
See? All Pay for Lay.
Yet those ones are championed, even worshipped, while their sister ho’s on the street are hassled and arrested.
“Pornography is: Men doing things you can’t do with women you will never meet.”
H/T to the late Richard Jeni
While sex for hire (prostitution) is men (mostly) paying women (mostly) for what they can’t get or don’t want otherwise. Just a supply/demand transaction like any other to the naked eye, , but far more problematic due to many other naked considerations…
But still, not the bidness of gov.
FYI, Richard Levine is 1.) not a woman and 2) received an honorary title, certainly not deserved by either experience or years of service.
Alene Duerk was the first female rear admiral, and Michelle Howard was the first 4-star admiral. Levine is a leftist virtue signal, part of the agenda.
Fascinating how this non-accomplishment for (not by) a trans person is being used to erase real accomplishments of real women. All while championing equality. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alene_Duerk
https://time.com/2946571/navy-female-admiral/
Levine is an admiral. But, in the PHS, not the Navy.
My points 1 and 2 stand. The appointment is pure agenda, not merit. And why does PHS have military titles? Preposterous.
Crunchy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ituapJsZhAM
Speaking of demented fools, this is a great answer to all those
“Were All Gonna DIE!” screamers.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1451597572846460928
And Death to Amer… I mean FJB!
‘Sbeautiful man…
FJB, yes.
But I have come to believe that the euphemistic version is the broader and more encompassing chant…it is a call not only to stifle the evil and idiocy but to actively attack and destroy it.
Let’s Go Brandon!
What are the statutes for leaving a Pearl Necklace on a silk blouse…
No crime as long as you provide the matching pearl earrings, correct?
Zed is talking to Travis about Mia while Sam is talking to Mia about Travis. …why does the song “Matchmaker, Matchmaker” from Fiddler on the Roof keep coming to mind?
I watched Garland get grilled today (Ted Cruz “Thank GOD you are not on the Supreme Court!”) I was thinking of a certain document with these special phrases:
“He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.” Voter Integrity.
“He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.”
“He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.” Change a couple of words and it applies today.
And we come to my favorite line in the whole document:
” –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”
Cavaziel rocks. https://www.libertystorch.info/2021/10/26/the-storm-is-upon-us/
Yes he does.
Thanks, Cris. Good article. From there I also found this:
https://www.steynonline.com/11826/coming-apart