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  • June 25, 2023 at 12:18 am
    Messkit

    The turkey is early, and accurate, this year 🙂

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  • June 25, 2023 at 12:21 am
    Too Tall

    The targeting solution hasn’t changed much since Galileo, Newton, and Kepler, but Sam’s Specific Impulse (Isp) is out of this world.

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  • June 25, 2023 at 12:24 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    Good job TT, thank you!

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  • June 25, 2023 at 12:34 am
    Too Tall

    Of course that dress Jan is almost wearing is hot enough to add a couple hundred degrees to the exhaust temperature by itself.

    Tried to get a reservation tonight at L’Ardente for the Frutti de Mare, but they were all booked up. I guess a bunch of Beltway types wanted Jan’s, um, autograph or something.

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  • June 25, 2023 at 12:50 am
    Too Tall

    Damon needs to join his lovely bride for dinner tonight at L’Ardente. Think of all the ‘sploidy heads.

    Perhaps like Javier, Damon can also clear out a restaurant.

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  • June 25, 2023 at 12:59 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    ROFLOL!!!

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  • June 25, 2023 at 1:06 am
    Henry

    Finally, an answer to the age-old question of whether it’s “stuffing” or “dressing.”
    Jan did the dressing.
    Sam did the stuffing.

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    • June 25, 2023 at 7:56 am
      Oldarmourer

      As for cnn, we have a saying up here… “och, get STUFFED !!!”

      Including history lesson on sockboy’s stepdaddy jumpstarting the deficit whenceupon truedough the younger said “hold my designer water

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMnvXrdPmA

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  • June 25, 2023 at 1:35 am
    eon

    Too Tall, you magnificent bastard.

    cheers

    eon

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    • June 25, 2023 at 8:08 am
      Too Tall

      eon,

      Thank you.

      According to the late Stockton Rush, 50+ year old white guys might not be “inspirational,” but we can keep you alive, safe, and free.

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      • June 25, 2023 at 8:18 am
        MasterDiver

        Just imagine what us 70-year olds can do!

        Zar Belk!

      • June 25, 2023 at 9:39 am
        Brent+Dotson

        50 years ago this last May, I was Discharged from the U.S. Marine Corps. Stationed at Cherry Point, NC (2nd Marine Aircraft Wing)

  • June 25, 2023 at 3:14 am
    Bill G

    A wonderful thought, and some marvelous images.

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  • June 25, 2023 at 7:53 am
    DogByte6RER

    U.F.O. … Unidentified Fowling Object

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  • June 25, 2023 at 8:31 am
    Son Of A Valkyrie

    SNORT!

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  • June 25, 2023 at 9:56 am
    Downwind of Seattle

    Nice of Sam to leave the main body of the satellite intact. The remaining solar cells might provide just enough power for the diags to report home via a low gain antenna…since the high gain one has a few holes as well.

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  • June 25, 2023 at 11:44 am
    Kafiroon

    That turkey has wings! Or orbital guidance devices. Too Tall has blessed us with GTMs. Guided Turkey Missles, The possibilities are endless.
    Dibs on the flaming wings on reentry.

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    • June 25, 2023 at 12:07 pm
      ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

      Careful, that did not work out well for the folks at WKRP in Cincinnatti.

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      • June 25, 2023 at 11:24 pm
        Swansonic

        If that’s the case Sam should start launching wild boars in honor of Les Nessman’s 5 Silver Sow awards…..

  • June 25, 2023 at 12:43 pm
    rickn8or

    Brent+Dotson, son-o-ma-gun!
    Just realized that 30 years ago, right about this time of the month, I checked out of Patrol Wings Pacific at Moffett and headed east.

    Morning sun in my eyes and Needles CA in my rearview mirror; happiest day of my life.

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  • June 25, 2023 at 2:00 pm
    Pamela

    Well there is No Fixing that piece of shoddy equipment. It only spewed sewage across the waves. Good Deal Too Tall. Now where is it going to drop on when the orbit degrades? Maybe that Corvette in Kid Sniffers garage right next to that paperwork…

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  • June 25, 2023 at 3:26 pm
    Duckhunter

    Too Tall that’s awesome!! I wonder if Javier could come up with an orbiting multiple launch turkey fryer (OMLTF) for Sam. Now that would be a weapon of mass introduction to Jan’s campaign promises…

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  • June 25, 2023 at 7:17 pm
    Some Internet Guy

    “As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”

    Well, Mr. Carlson may have been slightly off base, but they sure as hell can be aimed and launched.

    I am impressed that Zed, a shooter of no small repute, is wowed by his wife’s marksmanship.

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  • June 25, 2023 at 7:49 pm
    cb ~

    Slightly off topic: Remember that recent Pentagon 6 billion dollar ‘accounting error’?

    https://twitter.com/JoopvanderVinne/status/1672836812883075072

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