As a father of 3 daughters, I’m happy to have them believe in cooties for as long as possible. The truth is scarier; but for some reason the aversion to cooties is stronger.
March 20, 2020 at 12:09 am
ExNuke
What’s the point in getting old if you can’t be a dirty old man?
Life is full of ironies.
If the rest of us conform to the social distancing rules idiots like this will cash in on their deliberate non-compliance.
But all it will take is one member of the congregation to show up positive but not showing symptoms, then next week a few people coughing, and the next week his congregation will be dying like flies.
I have to wonder why so many of the self-proclaimed faithful don’t acknowledge God Almighty as the God of all Nature as well.
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Yeah! They are not sharing the Boomer Remover.
They should get a room anyway. Just as a good idea.
Time to make more babies, just about everywhere, it is.
Close association oft leads to children.
At this point, after all these years, Zed and Sam have already caught whatever the other had. And, they have the kids to prove it.
Excellent point and one that I can’t make my grandchildren understand for some reason.
As a father of 3 daughters, I’m happy to have them believe in cooties for as long as possible. The truth is scarier; but for some reason the aversion to cooties is stronger.
What’s the point in getting old if you can’t be a dirty old man?
Hear! Hear!
That first frame reminds me of my parents, Bless their Souls…
Both are passed on now, but well into their 80’s they both played grab-ass, in the literal sense, if they thought no one was looking.
You can bet there’s gonna be a lot of Christmas babies this year.
WORD!
If there is a mini baby boom as a result of the covid-19 self-isolation, can we call the resulting generation the Wuhan Clan?
*thumbs up*
(Chuckle) LOVE IT!
Zar Belk!
I’d heard “coronials”
Coronials…
…and in 2033 we can call them quaranteens!
Probably be a lot of divorces and justifiable homicides during this time.
“I thought you said you had a vasectomy!”
“I did…”
Agree with the December births – my wife suggested we call them ‘Gen-C’ for obvious reasons …
I’d be more direct and call them Gen-W. There may be more coronavirus down the pike.
Supposedly one of the supply chain issues right now is condoms. What with all the time alone, they seem to have sold out.
Saw a meme, there will be many babies around October/November. They will be known as Coronials.
“Humanity goes viral.”
We shall refer to the event as “The Coronation”, and the generation after zoomers will be the Quaran-Teens.
“Familiarity breeds contempt…and children.” -Mark Twain-
I know he takes more than a bath Saturday nights.
Ah sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you…
Always makes my day when I can “hear” Madeline Kahn singing in a Mel Brooks movie.
Peter Boyle rolling his eyes at the foo-foo undies comment
Quote of the day: “Hell, I’d be rollerblading naked through a nursing home with a raw bat in my mouth.”
https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2020/03/19/nolte-cnn-baffled-leftists-wont-listen-to-president-naziliarrussianspy-to-social-distance/
It’s simple; a leftist .gov orders compliance. Leftist believers are OUTRAGED by noncompliance.
If a conservative .gov orders compliance, leftists are OUTRAGED by the violation of muh rights.
Common theme; leftists are OUTRAGED.
Some lefties take it seriously.
https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/louisiana/articles/2020-03-18/louisiana-pastor-holds-services-despite-gatherings-ban
Life is full of ironies.
If the rest of us conform to the social distancing rules idiots like this will cash in on their deliberate non-compliance.
But all it will take is one member of the congregation to show up positive but not showing symptoms, then next week a few people coughing, and the next week his congregation will be dying like flies.
I have to wonder why so many of the self-proclaimed faithful don’t acknowledge God Almighty as the God of all Nature as well.
Perhaps they feel a calling to demonstrate that the guys licking the temple gate in Qom aren’t the only religious crazies out there?
Thou shalt not test the Lord thy God.
After Matthew 4:7
Gen 19 sounds good. Or maybe Coronagen babies…
Oooh, I like Gen 19. It fits several slots.
In memory of Marvin Heemeyer and “Killdozer”!!
https://youtu.be/yb1hQfo4nFY
Grrr
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2020/03/20/the-world-health-org-covered-for-china-after-direct-warnings-of-wuhan-virus-spread-n2565366