I TOLD them hippies to heed that bell! Glad they didn’t though, ’cause now I’m enjoying the show of Sam enjoying the show…ride the wind, baby!
(Oh, and that is some beautiful silhouette work, Chris)
March 29, 2016 at 10:26 pm
Big Jim
Off to dreamland with a smile I am, yessir….
March 29, 2016 at 10:39 pm
WayneM
I wonder if they tried to show Tabasco their SJW credentials? You know… the placards, the hashtags and the artificial outrage?
March 29, 2016 at 10:45 pm
capn
Which reminds me of the “Show him your badge” joke mentioned yesterday.
The silhouette images make it look like they are not paying much attention to their signage at present. They must be otherwise occupied. Ya think? [grin]
March 29, 2016 at 10:40 pm
capn
Yesterday GWB said “shadenfreudistic grin”
I am for sure stealing that GWB even as I wear one myself.
What? They’re only cartoon characters? Then it’s a cartoon shadenfreudistic grin … [grin]
Well, there’s been plenty of bull in the BLM group, so…. yeah.
March 29, 2016 at 11:10 pm
Iconoclast
It’s truly a shame a whole herd of ‘Tabasco’ cannot be unleashed on the sewage bothering Trump!
Can ya imagine the media BS & violence which would be directed at conservatives if they were to do the same sort of thing?
Hope the Cleveland delegates *DO* carry and the swine provide them with incontrovertibly legally-sanctioned grounds to defend themselves with deadly force. It would improve the gene pool!
.
March 30, 2016 at 2:14 am
Tiger Tomcat
Unfort the Secret Service put the cabbosh on any open or concealed carry at the Convention.
March 30, 2016 at 3:02 am
Sam
You mean on any “legal” open or concealed carry, right?
March 30, 2016 at 7:41 am
Chuck
COUNT on metal detectors at the Q….
March 29, 2016 at 11:12 pm
eon
As Col. Cooper once said of Africa, in Texas, everything bites.
Or will at least whomp the living daylights out of you if you get too snotty.
cheers
eon
March 29, 2016 at 11:48 pm
Morris
Eon, it seems Texas and Australia have a few similarities.. 😛
March 30, 2016 at 12:15 am
JohninMd.(Help!?!!)
Never mess with the bull, unless you want the horns!
And longhorns are known for their grumpiness….
March 30, 2016 at 12:23 am
RegT
Wade ought to load up the wheel lines with cattle urine and let ’em spray. May not burn like CS or pepper spray, but it’ll sure make those prog scum smell purty. No real liability issues, since no one would be hurt (unless they killed themselves rushing to get off the property).
March 30, 2016 at 12:27 am
Pamela
We fired our guns and the SJW kept a-comin’
There wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin’
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Yeah they ran through the briers and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn’t go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn’t catch ’em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Hat’s off to Mr. John Horton
Run Tabasco Run. Chase the blighters, bounders and buggers to the Gulf of Mexico.
March 30, 2016 at 6:04 am
Bill G
No need to chase them that far. Just out to wherever the frankenswine are. No evidence left after the hogs are finished dining, and their systems are strong enough to digest even SJWs.
March 30, 2016 at 7:00 am
Pamela
Are there swamps and bayous in Texas?
Those Tabasco baiters need to experience some time in the swamps with all the glory of Mother Nature.
March 30, 2016 at 8:00 am
Creek
No swaps but plenty of bayous with hungry gators.
March 30, 2016 at 8:07 am
Bill G
Yes, Mother Nature is a lot less accommodating than these paid protestors from the city believe. Those that do not go out in a meat wagon, paddy wagon or ambulance will not be likely to find their buses available and face a walk that is beyond their comprehension.
March 30, 2016 at 12:17 pm
Old Codger
Indeed, Ma’am. Shedloads of bayous from around Houstoneast to the Louisiana border. Battle of San Jancinto was fought around buffalo bayou. Legend has it that when the Mexicans started runnin’ they ran into buffalo bayou. Knee deep in mud and water up to their chests. As they story goes the Texans stood on the banks of the bayou and had themselves a right fine old turkey shoot. Way I heard it, it went something like this:
“Remember the Alamo!” BANG! {reload}
“Remember Goliad!” BANG! {reload}
“Remember the Alamo!” BANG! {reload}
“Remember Goliad!” BANG! {reload}
“Remember the Alamo!” BANG! {reload}
“Remember Goliad!” BANG! {reload}
On and on and on for a good spell.
Maybe that isn’t how it happened but that’s how I heard it. Makes a nice little mental image – doesn’t it!
March 30, 2016 at 4:37 pm
NotYetInACamp
I always liked that song. I still do.
March 30, 2016 at 12:27 am
RegT
Just occurred to me, Wade could also use the front loader to move some manure out to wherever these jerks parked their vehicles (probably on his land) and cover them up. He can spread manure wherever he wants on his own land. Not his fault some of them parked right where he needs to fertilize.
As Romeo said in ‘Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day,’ “Ding-dong, motherf***ers, DIIING-DOONNNG!”
March 30, 2016 at 3:15 am
Noelegy
You just know they said, “But we’re vegans! We’re on your side!”
March 30, 2016 at 3:34 am
Calvin
The simple pig is the answer. Pressurized, liquefied pig feces fired from a fire hose like water canon onto the protestors. Easy to wash down the streets and sidewalks later. The protesters….they have their own laundry services. If you feel strongly, the feces can be mixed with antibiotics to prevent disease among the elites and college students.
Hmmmm…A massive bull tossing SJWs in the air… Did you just provide the symbol/mascot for a new political party in America?
March 30, 2016 at 7:26 am
tomstockton
Mr. Bultitude, that is a great idea — a new, third political party, to toss out the jackasses of the other two… just like Tabasco is doing on the Double-D!
Love him or hate him, he’s definitely a bullshitter, and as many have learned will definitely put the horns to agitators…just like ol’ Tabasco here and ol’ Wooly Booger!
March 30, 2016 at 7:45 am
PaulS
Shouldn’t that be “Walken the whock”?
March 30, 2016 at 8:09 am
Bill G
Hook ’em, horns!
March 30, 2016 at 9:05 am
NotYetInACamp
Cowbelljustice.
Tabascoreality
Cowbellreality.
This is what happens when the ones who may still scream when the nanny state presents them with the food touching each other on the plate.
The forced Maoist progressive bending of word meanings and imposition of their punishments on others has no reality when faced with what is real and true. God’s creations trump SJW’s.
Then there is “Go Go Tabasco!”
From Blue Oyster Cult: “Go Go Godzilla”
March 30, 2016 at 11:34 am
steveb919
Why would those dumb assholes want to terrorize a poor defenceless bovine? Just plain a case of animal cruelty as I have ever seen.
March 30, 2016 at 12:25 pm
Old Codger
OT:(but thinking back to the comments about Dear Leader dancin’ the tango)
Learned a new word this morning. “VAGOCRACY”.
Near as I can tell it means rule by pussies. (kindly excuse my crudity, Pamela) Then I realized. We’ve had that for going on EIGHT YEARS now!
I know that cattle bells do more of a dong dong thing. But in the event of a ding ding bell, here is the following from WWII:
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling,
For you but not for me,
And the little devils how they sing-a-ling-a-ling,
For you but not for me.
Oh death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling,
Oh grave, thy victory?
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you but not for me.
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Where’s Christopher Walken? 8)
“I put my pants on one leg at a time…except when I put my pants on I make gold records!”
MORE COWBELL!!!!!
“I gotta have more COWBELL!!
PETA should prosecute those waste bags for tormenting that poor defenseless animal.
I TOLD them hippies to heed that bell! Glad they didn’t though, ’cause now I’m enjoying the show of Sam enjoying the show…ride the wind, baby!
(Oh, and that is some beautiful silhouette work, Chris)
Off to dreamland with a smile I am, yessir….
I wonder if they tried to show Tabasco their SJW credentials? You know… the placards, the hashtags and the artificial outrage?
Which reminds me of the “Show him your badge” joke mentioned yesterday.
The silhouette images make it look like they are not paying much attention to their signage at present. They must be otherwise occupied. Ya think? [grin]
Yesterday GWB said “shadenfreudistic grin”
I am for sure stealing that GWB even as I wear one myself.
What? They’re only cartoon characters? Then it’s a cartoon shadenfreudistic grin … [grin]
“Ich bin ein shadefreuder alzo….”
That would be schraudenboner!
And I’ll be in my bun…
See now, this is “Battery”…
Separately, I didn’t know the Barracuda came with a Marilyn Monroe air conditioning system.
So bulls’ lives matter, too? (Gigglesnort.)
Well, there’s been plenty of bull in the BLM group, so…. yeah.
It’s truly a shame a whole herd of ‘Tabasco’ cannot be unleashed on the sewage bothering Trump!
Can ya imagine the media BS & violence which would be directed at conservatives if they were to do the same sort of thing?
Hope the Cleveland delegates *DO* carry and the swine provide them with incontrovertibly legally-sanctioned grounds to defend themselves with deadly force. It would improve the gene pool!
.
Unfort the Secret Service put the cabbosh on any open or concealed carry at the Convention.
You mean on any “legal” open or concealed carry, right?
COUNT on metal detectors at the Q….
As Col. Cooper once said of Africa, in Texas, everything bites.
Or will at least whomp the living daylights out of you if you get too snotty.
cheers
eon
Eon, it seems Texas and Australia have a few similarities.. 😛
Never mess with the bull, unless you want the horns!
And longhorns are known for their grumpiness….
Wade ought to load up the wheel lines with cattle urine and let ’em spray. May not burn like CS or pepper spray, but it’ll sure make those prog scum smell purty. No real liability issues, since no one would be hurt (unless they killed themselves rushing to get off the property).
We fired our guns and the SJW kept a-comin’
There wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin’
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Yeah they ran through the briers and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn’t go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn’t catch ’em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Hat’s off to Mr. John Horton
Run Tabasco Run. Chase the blighters, bounders and buggers to the Gulf of Mexico.
No need to chase them that far. Just out to wherever the frankenswine are. No evidence left after the hogs are finished dining, and their systems are strong enough to digest even SJWs.
Are there swamps and bayous in Texas?
Those Tabasco baiters need to experience some time in the swamps with all the glory of Mother Nature.
No swaps but plenty of bayous with hungry gators.
Yes, Mother Nature is a lot less accommodating than these paid protestors from the city believe. Those that do not go out in a meat wagon, paddy wagon or ambulance will not be likely to find their buses available and face a walk that is beyond their comprehension.
Indeed, Ma’am. Shedloads of bayous from around Houstoneast to the Louisiana border. Battle of San Jancinto was fought around buffalo bayou. Legend has it that when the Mexicans started runnin’ they ran into buffalo bayou. Knee deep in mud and water up to their chests. As they story goes the Texans stood on the banks of the bayou and had themselves a right fine old turkey shoot. Way I heard it, it went something like this:
“Remember the Alamo!” BANG! {reload}
“Remember Goliad!” BANG! {reload}
“Remember the Alamo!” BANG! {reload}
“Remember Goliad!” BANG! {reload}
“Remember the Alamo!” BANG! {reload}
“Remember Goliad!” BANG! {reload}
On and on and on for a good spell.
Maybe that isn’t how it happened but that’s how I heard it. Makes a nice little mental image – doesn’t it!
I always liked that song. I still do.
Just occurred to me, Wade could also use the front loader to move some manure out to wherever these jerks parked their vehicles (probably on his land) and cover them up. He can spread manure wherever he wants on his own land. Not his fault some of them parked right where he needs to fertilize.
Can I call it or can I call it? 😉
Yes,fellow Matt Mason owner!
I love Matt Mason…who that’s a blast from the past…
As Romeo said in ‘Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day,’ “Ding-dong, motherf***ers, DIIING-DOONNNG!”
You just know they said, “But we’re vegans! We’re on your side!”
The simple pig is the answer. Pressurized, liquefied pig feces fired from a fire hose like water canon onto the protestors. Easy to wash down the streets and sidewalks later. The protesters….they have their own laundry services. If you feel strongly, the feces can be mixed with antibiotics to prevent disease among the elites and college students.
This must be part of a dream sequence………
Oh, I hope not.
Gorgeous. More cowbell, indeed.
Hmmmm…A massive bull tossing SJWs in the air… Did you just provide the symbol/mascot for a new political party in America?
Mr. Bultitude, that is a great idea — a new, third political party, to toss out the jackasses of the other two… just like Tabasco is doing on the Double-D!
The No Bull Party or The Longhorn Party
catchphrase: (to coin an old phrase that others have quoted here)
Mess with the Bull, get the Horns!
A lion is being shopped around: http://www.fedupusa.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Lion-Elephant-Donkey.jpg
Nice, but I don’t equate DT with a lion…
Love him or hate him, he’s definitely a bullshitter, and as many have learned will definitely put the horns to agitators…just like ol’ Tabasco here and ol’ Wooly Booger!
Shouldn’t that be “Walken the whock”?
Hook ’em, horns!
Cowbelljustice.
Tabascoreality
Cowbellreality.
This is what happens when the ones who may still scream when the nanny state presents them with the food touching each other on the plate.
The forced Maoist progressive bending of word meanings and imposition of their punishments on others has no reality when faced with what is real and true. God’s creations trump SJW’s.
Trump SJW’s!
Hell yeah!
😀
Then there is “Go Go Tabasco!”
From Blue Oyster Cult: “Go Go Godzilla”
Why would those dumb assholes want to terrorize a poor defenceless bovine? Just plain a case of animal cruelty as I have ever seen.
OT: (but thinking back to the comments about Dear Leader dancin’ the tango)
Learned a new word this morning. “VAGOCRACY”.
Near as I can tell it means rule by pussies. (kindly excuse my crudity, Pamela) Then I realized. We’ve had that for going on EIGHT YEARS now!
Am I right? Can I have a couple of AMEN!s?
Hallelujah. (Close enough?) (Asking. It’s herding cats here.)
I know that cattle bells do more of a dong dong thing. But in the event of a ding ding bell, here is the following from WWII:
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling,
For you but not for me,
And the little devils how they sing-a-ling-a-ling,
For you but not for me.
Oh death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling,
Oh grave, thy victory?
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you but not for me.