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  • July 7, 2024 at 12:15 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violence Extremist SuperStraight

    CM,
    Oh, BRAVO! Well played! Love it.
    You got the hair, beard and (most importantly) the eyebrows just right.
    And I don’t even need a battery pack for the shirt.
    You should see some of my other Hawaiian shirts.
    Look up a company (shameless plug)
    Retro-Rifle dot com.
    Enough to warm the cockles of every gun-lovin’ conservative’s heart.

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    • July 7, 2024 at 9:04 am
      Too Tall

      Unrestricted Warfare.

      As soon as I saw the shirt, I knew who sponsored today’s strip.

      B. Woodman, Thank you for your continuing support to DBD.

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    • July 7, 2024 at 10:50 am
      Oldarmourer

      I saw a couple of shirts that would be perfect for my sons for xmas (gotta think ahead) and a couple I really like for me, but each of those ones are all sold out 🙁
      Hopefully they restock in a timely manner.
      They’re not cheap, $49.99 is a little pricy for a shirt but they’re perfect, I just hope the quality matches the cost.

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      • July 7, 2024 at 8:25 pm
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violence Extremist SuperStraight

        Yes, the quality more then matches the cost.
        And they don’t really “restock”, as come out with new designs.
        If you sign up for their website, they notify you when a new design is ABOUT to come out, and then again when it DOES come out.
        And sometimes they have leftovers (but not necessarily in your size……sigh….)

  • July 7, 2024 at 12:25 am
    Chris Muir

    A fine shirt, Sir.

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  • July 7, 2024 at 12:34 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violence Extremist SuperStraight

    As for retaking FedGov land that should be state land, it may be a bit complex, but also very simple. And it would require a concerted effort from a group, everyone watching everyone else’s backs. (FedGov loves to play Ruby Ridge and Waco)
    First, map out the FedGov lands borders vs the state lands borders.
    On the QT, have a group of people “pioneer up” and move onto the FedGov land, set up homesteading. Totally off grid.
    When the FedGov finds out (and they will), defy them, under treaty, to remove the homesteaders off the land.
    Could have another Bundy ranch standoff. With “neighbors” coming to help defend the homesteaders.

    Another point to ponder: when PDJT wins and is seated, he may be very open to FINALLY returning the states’ lands back to the states.
    If PDJT “wins” but is cheated a second time, there will be CW II going on, and the FedGov DildoCrats will be too busy covering their own asses to worry about homesteaders down in south Utah (or any other western state).

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    • July 7, 2024 at 6:09 am
      badger52

      “but is cheated”

      That’s the reason Clyburn of SC has been travelling around organizing the swing-state workforce of ballot thieves. Last week in WI. And, sha-zam, the now 4-3 leftist state supreme court “revisits” its prohibition of dispersed ballot drop boxes and reverses its previous decision. They may be used if clerks desire. The outcome & personality doesn’t matter; they’re determined to win.

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      • July 7, 2024 at 7:21 am
        Kafiroon

        Seems to me that it isn’t my skinny butt white privilege when you can control the ballots.

      • July 7, 2024 at 9:37 am
        The Nth Doctor

        Are the drop boxes unsupervised and unmonitored?

        Spread some rumors around the local thugocracy that their reparations checks are in there, and let the games begin. 🙂

      • July 7, 2024 at 7:24 pm
        MasterDiver

        We are doing our damndest to vote his fat ass out this November!

        Zar Belk!

  • July 7, 2024 at 1:41 am
    larryarnold

    Why to the states?
    Just maybe PDJT could get a bill passed to sell federal lands in small parcels (~100 acres) to the highest private U.S. bidder, with the take earmarked to pay down the federal debt.

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    • July 7, 2024 at 2:30 am
      Brodder

      Only if foreign nationals are expressly forbidden from purchases in any form or via third party.
      No resales to same.
      Proof of citizenship required.
      Native American Indians get first passes on this land.
      Again, no foreign moneys allowed.
      Each state handles sales. Feds are forbidden to challenge or use 3rd parties to keep lands.
      No more than 5 parcels per person.
      Or 200 per Native group.
      Parcels must be adjacent and have through access rights always granted to others who ate orphaned.
      Development not required, but use is.
      Citizens may cede use to public, in exchange for State tax abatement.
      Should state agree. Land care falls on them as does access ways.
      Leasing of land to third parties follows original terms of sales.
      No foreign use or investment allowed.
      Land automatically falls to eldest in any Estate without will.
      If no heirs. Neighbors may bid on the lands again with original rules.
      Lands are tax free as long as maintenance or development continues.
      Mineral rights and water rights belong to the people/owners.
      No law shall be considered that would seize the lands of citizens as direct overt state or federal actions or by the state they are located in.
      Imminent domain shall be used only by agreement of all parties involved.
      Public works that affect lands shall be compensated at 10x the current value of said lands and or 3x rate with equal amount of land of similar or better quality.

      Dams/hydro must prove that a nuclear power plant is less impactful and more of a Hazard than a dam/hydropower would be.

      Welcome to the next great American expansion folks.

      National monuments are exempt from auctions. But only a 5km3 buffer around them.
      Enough to preserve and allow Public access.

      Any corporation is also forbidden from buying land thus freed.

      Local freed land land owners may incorporate for development or mineral extraction. But no more than 200 parcels can so be joined.

      Leases by corporations, shall not exceed 20 years, and can not be renegotiated before final 6 mo of lease.

      Profit sharing must be included as well as a percentage held in escrow for rehabilitation of land after resources are exhausted.

      These Lands can not, as they are untaxable, be used as collateral or counted as an asset. For any means.

      Thus they can’t be seized by state or federal govt for taxes or as a penalty.

      Sale and auctions must be done in State lands are present.

      Native tribes, local citizens have first and second rights to lands that don’t meet minimum bids.

      Land to be valued at local county level averages. Forgoing any cities in state.
      So no artificially pumping of prices to allow third auctions to grant access to the lands.

      All Returned Lands must be Auctioned within 24 months of receipt from Fed Holdings.

      States may not charge fees for auctions or processing of lands inherited.

      Refusal to comply, opens up lands to land claims by homesteaders who must be from same state.
      At full expense of fed and state governments.

      As for naive tribes and groups of same. If they want the land, they must outbid other tribes who wish for same lands.

      Order of land selection must follow that order. Native Americans, local citizens of that state, and after 2nd auctions are complete and at least 80% sold.
      Then citizens of other states may bid, unless they own similar parcels in their own state already.

      Only caveat are lands bordering borders.
      You want attached lands? Bid for it.

      Cash only on deals. Mixed on crypto or bitcoin, as that would give it state and federal approval.

      Any caveats you want added? Changes? Give reasons.

      /sent from the couch of a very grumpy Dwarf

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      • July 7, 2024 at 6:21 am
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violence Extremist SuperStraight

        Ya had me up to “National monuments are exempt from auction”. That describes much of the FedGov controlled Utah state land; National Park, National Monument, National Reserve, National (fill in the blank). (F##k Slick Willy for Escalante!)
        That’s why I say, keep it simple, turn it all over to the state, let the state decide what is kept aside as a park or monument, and what is sold to private citizens. And there are Anasazi petroglyphs scattered here and there that should be preserved and not sold to private citizens.
        But I do like the rest of your arguments on what to do with, and how to sell off, the lands.

      • July 7, 2024 at 11:36 am
        JTC

        Great plan to eliminate fedgov ownership/control and return of state lands to the states, along with myriad other “states rights” over which the first CW was fought, and probably the upcoming one too.

        Then it falls to the states (much more tenable on a more localized basis) to determine ownership and or use of these wasted/stolen assets.

        And the one Yuge change I would make is that while you mention and prioritize “Native American” I would make the case that (and I am partially descended from Trail of Tears Cherokees), they are entitled to that and any other special considerations to do with land, assets, taxes etc. in exactly the same way that blacks who can reliably track their line to slaves, are entitled to reparations. Which is to say, they ain’t, and why would they be? IOW, I didn’t own slaves and shouldn’t be liable for their past or present support or predicaments. And I never drove the natives out or into reservations, and I’m not responsible for making that right or giving you first dibs on anything that belongs to the people of that particular state. Blacks that are downtrodden at this point are responsible for their own selves and have no excuse for not dragging themselves up after all this time. And (so-called) Indians that are dirt poor, sick, alcoholic, drug addicted, and stuck on a “reservation” are only stuck there because they choose to be stuck there…Not my circus, not my clowns.

    • July 7, 2024 at 6:33 am
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violence Extremist SuperStraight

      Why to the states? Because it’s within state borders, and under a treaty entered into between the state and the FedGov (as a condition of being allowed entry into the United States), the land was to be returned to state control after a certain time/certain conditions were met.
      And have you seen a federally controlled ANYTHING that they haven’t royally FUBAR’d? Keep the government control small, and as local as possible. Which means cutting out the FedGov for 95% of it.

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    • July 8, 2024 at 6:51 am
      Dread

      No. BILL GATES and company would buy it all to keep actual food fro being produced there.

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  • July 7, 2024 at 4:53 am
    Unca Walt

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Fargin genius.

    BTW, Chris — You are unique in your field.

    An amazing feat in this century.

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  • July 7, 2024 at 9:06 am
    Too Tall

    Federal Lands.

    The largest and single-most destructive proof of The Tragedy of the Commons.

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  • July 7, 2024 at 9:29 am
    Jay

    “And if that doesn’t do it, I’ll follow up with the matching shorts. “

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  • July 7, 2024 at 11:38 am
    Jim Smith

    I’m sorry. Am I the only one here too ignorant to know who that is in the past picture of the panel? And what the joke is about the shirt?

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    • July 7, 2024 at 12:09 pm
      JTC

      That would be Woodman, immortalized now in the annals of DBD as I have been years ago.

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    • July 7, 2024 at 12:20 pm
      PeregrineJohn

      And as for the shirt… well, I’ve won a few Tackiest Hawai’ian Shirt contests, but I strongly suspect this is because Woodman didn’t enter.

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    • July 7, 2024 at 3:02 pm
      Oldarmourer

      Not entirely sure but the old saying “climate alarmists are like watermelons, green on the outside but red on the inside” springs to mind…

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  • July 7, 2024 at 11:39 am
    Jim Smith

    Sorry! The “LAST” picture in the panel.

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  • July 7, 2024 at 12:15 pm
    Richard

    How could anyone in his right mind get to the last panel?

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  • July 7, 2024 at 3:03 pm
    Oldarmourer

    It would be remiss not to mention how stunning the sight of a full moon rising over a shimmering pond at night is 😉

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  • July 7, 2024 at 4:27 pm
    Kafiroon

    Well as much as I miss my wife, I now can wear those great tacky haole shirts. She was embarrassed by me in them so I didn’t because she was worth it. Good Going Woodman!

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  • July 7, 2024 at 7:35 pm
    JTC

    WAR!

    What is it good for? Hopefully -but not absolutely- nothing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mamYn7LI_lA

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