As hare-brained as AOC is, in that lower left pane you could have had her saying “OMG! They’re building a guillotine on the Capitol
Steps!”” and it would have worked…
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
I WISH it was the former (building gallows) vs the latter (removing the fence). I’d pay good PPV money to watch elected Kongress Kritters and appointed Bureau Kritters being dropped 4 feet from a 6 foot platform, and listening to the “SNAP”.
Bind the politicians and lobbyists ankles, and their hands behind their backs. Hang them by their ankles from the nearest tree or lamppost.
Give the good citizens of the nation each a baseball bat. They get two free swings at anyone in a tree, five swings on each of their own senators and the representative of their home district. And ten swings at anyone identified as a lobbyist.
For the second round, President, VP, cabinet-level secretaries, senior managers in those cabinet departments, and the “faces” of the media – the ones we see and hear on our TVs and Radios every day. One swing from each citizen. We want these folks to sufrvive and remember the beatings.
Third round: Alphabet soup. All the extra-constitutional agencies that are known by their letters: CIA, FBI, BATFE, OSHA, DEA, IRS, DHS and all the rest. Take out your frustrations, folks!
Being a somewhat DOM (dirty old man, 🙂 ) I would have preferred a swimming hole for a Sunday, BUT, that works as well, perhaps even better. Thank you Chris for all you do to brighten our day(s).
I’m sure the landscaping crews for the National Park Service have some heavy duty wood chippers nearby. If not … just look up some of the local businesses. Then … just tow them over and fire them up!
Wood chippers are a lot faster and and more convenient that building gallows and guillotines.
I hear that Congresscritters make for some great mulch … GO GREEN.
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As hare-brained as AOC is, in that lower left pane you could have had her saying “OMG! They’re building a guillotine on the Capitol
Steps!”” and it would have worked…
I WISH it was the former (building gallows) vs the latter (removing the fence). I’d pay good PPV money to watch elected Kongress Kritters and appointed Bureau Kritters being dropped 4 feet from a 6 foot platform, and listening to the “SNAP”.
Bind the politicians and lobbyists ankles, and their hands behind their backs. Hang them by their ankles from the nearest tree or lamppost.
Give the good citizens of the nation each a baseball bat. They get two free swings at anyone in a tree, five swings on each of their own senators and the representative of their home district. And ten swings at anyone identified as a lobbyist.
For the second round, President, VP, cabinet-level secretaries, senior managers in those cabinet departments, and the “faces” of the media – the ones we see and hear on our TVs and Radios every day. One swing from each citizen. We want these folks to sufrvive and remember the beatings.
Third round: Alphabet soup. All the extra-constitutional agencies that are known by their letters: CIA, FBI, BATFE, OSHA, DEA, IRS, DHS and all the rest. Take out your frustrations, folks!
Just having the trees around D.C. bare strange fruit would be fine with me.
Those Japanese Cherry trees should be just the right size…
Zar Belk!
“Bear”. (Sorry. Trying to keep the inner Grammar Nazi quiet, not always succeeding)
Somewhere, in some obscure file, there is a tally of how many street light poles there are in D.C. There could possibly be enough and rope is cheap.
Unless you are talking about Nadler, plain old 550 cord oughta do the trick!
No-Neck Nadless?
Neither of those two will ever equal or be a Man.
Ex nuke beat me to it, no need for the expense of gallows when there are tons of lamp posts downtown….
The sooner, the better. They wont quit, so it’s either fight, or get put in the box-cars headed to “camp”….
Never EVER go in the box car. Although realistically they’ll probably use every little town’s fleet of shiny yellow school busses.
“headed to the trenches” ~ fixed it for ya…
Unfortunately, many of the lamp posts are tear drop uprights — straight up.
Well… can they be sharpened?
“Strange Congressional Fruit”, I like it. “Moar, Please”.
Hey! Chris. Keep your head down. Kevlar is the new thing, this season.
Time to invest in woven hemp futures !
Just try and keep some of them from smoking it. 😉
Hemp is traditional and way too “honorable”. Maybe something colorful like the cliffer humpers use….
Being a somewhat DOM (dirty old man, 🙂 ) I would have preferred a swimming hole for a Sunday, BUT, that works as well, perhaps even better. Thank you Chris for all you do to brighten our day(s).
I’m sure the landscaping crews for the National Park Service have some heavy duty wood chippers nearby. If not … just look up some of the local businesses. Then … just tow them over and fire them up!
Wood chippers are a lot faster and and more convenient that building gallows and guillotines.
I hear that Congresscritters make for some great mulch … GO GREEN.
Heh.
References:
https://igin.com/article-4199-Chippers.html
https://www.houzz.com/professionals/washington-dc-dc/service–wood-chipping
https://www.nps.gov/subjects/cherryblossom/caring-for-cherry-trees-in-washington-dc.htm
A gallows? If only!
Doggy. What about both? The job ain’t done until the site is cleaned.
Do have to aim; Good Lord made the Potomac for a reason.
I know who isn’t THE MAN.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/07/kamala-harris-walter-reed-meeting-texas-lawmakers-tested-positive-covid-white-house-says-routine-appointment/
The world would be a better place if “she” had gone into Porn in stead of Politics!
I wonder how she declared the favors given and received on her taxes
So tell me why she might have caught it if she was given the Jab?
Then there were none…
https://patents.google.com/patent/KR20210028065A/en
Jab? This jab?
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/07/second-week-row-covid-19-vaccination-deaths-covid-19-deaths-us-according-cdc-vaers-websites/
Coming soon: Lockdown until they get a vaccine to fix what the first vaccine did.
Effective — not: “Government admits that half of new Covid-19 cases in last month were fully vaccinated.”
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/308653
Ok. Not to be a whiner or anything but we’re not done with the swimming hole are we?!!!?
The daughters were getting quite the education.
And the artwork is awesome.