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  • May 22, 2019 at 12:04 am
    Epador

    Gotta hand it to ya…

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  • May 22, 2019 at 12:04 am
    Delilah T.

    The petting zoo?

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

    The poor critters….! Oh, wait – what if one of the critters to “pet” is a snake (of any kind)? 🙂

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  • May 22, 2019 at 12:14 am
    kadaka

    Guess Warren is on the outs then. I’ve seen lots of movies of how racist those Injuns are to whites.

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  • May 22, 2019 at 12:17 am
    Calvin

    Give me that ole time race baiting with Joe Biden.

    Their gonna put you all back in chains. Joe Biden 2008
    They want to bring back Jim Crow. Joe Biden 2019
    No, really. You go to any convenience store and the clerk has a slight Indian accent. Joe Biden, 2008

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    • May 22, 2019 at 8:07 am
      Old Codger

      Only people I’ve seen who want to restore Jim Crow are people of color and they seem to want to institute it against the single ethnic group which STILL outnumbers all the rest. Ever noticed how, when it counts, the so-called “Democrats” are utterly against majority rule?

      Only ghetto/camp this old man’s going to is a cemetery! And I don’t figure to go alone!

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      • May 22, 2019 at 3:28 pm
        John

        You need to see a little further.
        The Woke are Privileged White Racists who feel guilty for being privileged, white, and racist. They are convinced that because _they_ are racist and feel guilty all other whites must, and should, be as well. Jonathan Haidt has written extensively on this mindset and believes it actually comes from a kind of moral blindness. While a Classical Liberal, Conservative, or Libertarian will say that those who disagree with them are merely misguided, the Woke believe those who disagree with them are EVIL.

  • May 22, 2019 at 12:19 am

    Good answer though.

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  • May 22, 2019 at 1:02 am

    Who has the most experience in the DC zoo?

    Apes need handlers right?

    Get your MO-JOE on!

    Obama/Biden ’20.

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  • May 22, 2019 at 1:13 am
    Pamela

    *shudders* So which group will rescue the animals PETA or the Humane Society…

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  • May 22, 2019 at 4:06 am
    Too Tall

    A zoo inside a clown car. An accurate description of the democrat party.

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  • May 22, 2019 at 7:19 am
    interventor

    I’d call it a circus clown car convoy and a carnie freak show.

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  • May 22, 2019 at 8:19 am
    Old Codger

    So it’s a “brown world”, huh? Then how come the dominant language on the planet today is white (European)? How come the dominant religion on the planet (Christianity) that, while originating in the middle east, is predominated bythe flavors originated in Europe?

    Why are some Africans living – TO THIS DAY – in mud huts while former European colonists are building supersonic aircraft and supercomputers?

    The zero was invented on the subcontinent but the mathematics to utilize it came out of Europe.

    The aboriginal peoples of the Americas knew the wheel – why did they never use it?

    Why did Cortez and his troops have iron and steel weapons powered by gunpowder while the indigenes they faced used wooden clubs with inset edges or flint or obsidian?

    “It’s a brown world.”

    Only if the Europeans and those of European descent ALLOW it to be!

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    • May 22, 2019 at 10:44 am

      “It’s a brown world.”

      It is. In the DC zoo, the various sanctuary city zoos…and whole sanctuary countries across Europe; is there a world outside of that?

      You are confusing them with facts that are irrelevant to them. For now.

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  • May 22, 2019 at 8:42 am
    Punta Gorda

    “Would you like some sweeties little girl? Come a little closer…”

    “Mr Tinkertrain” from No More Tears by Ozzy Osbourne.

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    • May 22, 2019 at 8:55 am
      Punta Gorda

      Despite the disturbing nature of the lyrics, it’s a really good song.

      Strange how it fits the perceived nature of Gropin’ Joe.

      “I’ve got the kind of toys you’ve never seen,

      Man made, a bit obscene.

      Come on baby won’t you sit up on my knee?”

      Chorus…

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  • May 22, 2019 at 8:56 am
    WayneM

    Of course old racists like Creepy Joe have a place in the DNC… fund raisers!!

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  • May 22, 2019 at 10:33 am
    Delilah T.

    After spending the night
    With the doors locked tight,
    Waiting in tears
    For the morning’s light….

    I have officially been creeped out. Congrats, CM! 🙂 You da Man!
    Do you serve jam with those puns? 🙂

    Petting zoo..,… only if Gropey Joey is in a straitjacket.

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    • May 22, 2019 at 10:58 am
      Pamela

      At least inter-species reproduction hasn’t taken hold…
      Imagine the child support.

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      • May 22, 2019 at 2:02 pm
        Punta Gorda

        Don’t be so quick. Recent research has indicated that one of our progenitor species may have had intimate contact with a progenitor of gorillas.

      • May 22, 2019 at 4:35 pm
        Pamela

        Well this might explain it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soricomorpha

      • May 22, 2019 at 9:59 pm
        Punta Gorda

        Valid point.

        One thing I’ve found funny is the claim that only humans wage war. Yet Chimpanzees will occasionally band together and hunt down other non chimp primates as if they are a raiding party.

  • May 22, 2019 at 5:05 pm
    John D. Egbert

    Flashback to yesterday (pardon, please; out of pocket yesterday, on the road all day today): @Halley — picking Plugs as his VP was the smartest thing Zero did during his entire stint on the Presidential stage. – from announcing for to turning over the reins (and not a moment too soon). Can you imagine any better anti-assassination insurance?

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    • May 22, 2019 at 7:48 pm
      kadaka

      That’s why Stacey Abrams is Biden’s perfect VP choice. Although there may be a worry that Old Joe might naturally become “incapable of serving” during his term. But speaking as if he doesn’t have an internal filter, the nonsensical babbling, wandering thoughts while talking… That’s just about all of the old Democrat leadership so no one can tell. The new ones like AOC are starting off almost as bad.

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      • May 22, 2019 at 9:49 pm
        Pamela

        Eww ICK. That’s gives a new dimension to Nasty Ass Female.

  • May 22, 2019 at 8:21 pm
    kadaka

    People are complaining about the GoT finale (I don’t have HBO & never watched) because it showed a woman who got ahold of power and went crazy, at least one in the series but apparently two or more.

    Due to Georgia’s Heartbeat Bill, one of the few shows leaving is the Amazon Studios series “The Power”, which is a what-if where women gain electric powers and can shock people, so they take over and institute a matriarchy.

    AOC threatened Don Trump Jr, after election and before she was even sworn in, with her coming subpoena power. And there’s the anti-Semites who swooped in to take over the national Women’s March as it was forming, Linda Sarsour et al, with other new US Reps Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tliab. And the wonderful comments they all emanate as they embrace their mandate, they and the old ones like Nancy and Maxine.

    It’s like there’s some common theme running through all this, somehow.

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    • May 22, 2019 at 10:01 pm
      Delilah T.

      Common theme? Yes, The They want to proceed with impeachment now. No cause is given, because that would require an admission of just plain hatting dTrump’s existence, which is not a justification for impeachment.

      Look I hate garden slugs, but I don’t bother with expressing idiotic notions to them. I just put salt on them and they disintegrate. Maybe the dumbocarps should try salting dTrump’s something-or-0ther.

      Am I the only one who thinks that none of the dumbocarps are sober and sane?

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      • May 22, 2019 at 10:31 pm
        kadaka

        Today Nancy made everyone knows she thinks Trump is a liar engaged in a cover-up, then her and Smiling Chuck publicly announced their indignation when Trump later cancelled that infrastructure meeting. ‘Huh huh, you got mad!’

        These Dems are all playing to their fawning base of supporters, aka “mainstream media”. Everyone else is getting tired of their childishness. Yesterday in PA was both primary day and a special election for former US Rep Dan Marino’s seat in the 12th District, he had just won in Nov then resigned for health reasons. Republican Fred Keller won by better than 2 to 1. Local TV had analysts noting in local races how the Dems were meandering without any real message.

        Oh, and there were no Republicans trying for mayor of Wilkes-Barre. Big cities that Republicans won’t even try to run, could be a trend.

  • May 22, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Here’s the “superpower” they really want.

    https://pjmedia.com/trending/switzerland-approves-gun-control-laws/

    Switzerland?!?! WTF?!?!

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    • May 22, 2019 at 11:32 pm
      kadaka

      2019 Feb 1: Fewer people seeking asylum in Switzerland

      They didn’t get trampled like Germany did, so they feel quite safe. When the sheep live peacefully, the rams don’t need horns. Right?

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      • May 23, 2019 at 9:27 am
        Doggo

        Switzerland is not a member of EU, but has open borders with them. EU used the threat of closing the borders to coerce Switzerland into starting down the slippery slope. Now that the borders in Europe are open, nobody wants to see them closed again.

      • May 23, 2019 at 10:50 am

        “When the sheep live peacefully…”

        Right. Like Sweden. Land of light, love, laughter, and…

        Oh shit, where’s my damn gun?

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